David, Eh?
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What's more, three of the most recent managers of Dani's team, @SantaFe, have been Uruguayan, just like our Danny ๐บ๐พ๐ #stockportcounty
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The latest addition to the @StockportCounty international family, my brother in law Dani, in Bogota, Colombia, loving life in his first ever English football jersey #colombianblues #stockportcounty
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How long is the fucking Bonfire Night going to last this year? It started last Saturday night; Fawkes can't have been blowing up Parliament for a fucking week, stop the fireworks now you bellends.
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I heard Nigel Farage crawls through ponds to eat carp and ducks. I havenโt seen him do it - Iโm just saying these things can often be true. Nigel Farage may well eat carp from honest British peopleโs ponds.
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I love summer, it's King of All Seasons in my humble book but I cannot wait to be rid of those fuuuuuucking little red flies that knock about fruit the whole time. I swear I only started noticing them three years ago. Are they another Brexit benefit, or did we always have them?
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Happy Warnock Watching Filth Day to everyone who celebrates, I can't believe it's here again, comes around so quickly each year. #transferdeadlineday
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Who's making up the first-choice backline when all are fit? Edun, Andrew, Dodgson, Olowu, Hoskonen, Pye, Connolly, Hills, O'Keeffe, Mingi. Some depth that, innit?? #stockportcounty ๐ตโช
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A first, in my 20-something year professional career, today: signed an email: 'King regards, David'. What an absolute ego bastard that makes me sound.
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17 - Only Birmingham City (19) have won more league games in Englandโs top four tiers in 2025 than @StockportCounty (17), who have now won nine of their last 10 matches in League One (D1). Unstoppable. #OptaOnEFL
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After 90mins of Luton in League One action, Betfair is already offering me a profit on #stockportcounty to go up, even before kicking a ball ๐๐ตโช
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Sitting here right now, this aged alright in the last 32 days tbf. I think we're about ready for you, League One โก #stockportcounty
@choppereaton1 100% my feeling. I don't get the panic among some in our fan base at possible/departures. I've never felt more confident in a setup and plan. I'm sad to lose some players we all have attachment to, but v optimistic for next season and beyond - both can be true at once IMHO ๐๐ผ
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Get your eyeballs around this then #stockportcounty mates. Between @OptaAnalyst's data-led prediction and @NTT20Pod's informed expert opinion, I THINK WE'RE GOIN' UP*. *no chickens were counted in the making of this tweet.
๐๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ข๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐๐๐๐-๐๐ ๐ Who will win promotion to the Championship? Which clubs are most likely to be relegated to League Two? We look to answer the key questions with our League One 2025-26 season predictions via the Opta supercomputer.
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Just a quick check: when watching Bing, we are all telling Flop 'no, shut up, it really isn't' whenever he claims something is 'a Bing thing'? eg 'growing... it's a Bing thing'.
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Assuming there may be a ๐ or something coming up in a minute @StockportCounty?! It's nearly 6pm the day after people's contracts expired...
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This isnโt reform, itโs a con that lets billionaires buy their way out of tax while working people get crumbs labelled as fairness. A new loophole for the rich, dressed up as justice, while the real causes of inequality go untouched. https://t.co/bE8EmFRePZ
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Nigel Farage defends policy to top up poorest workers from ยฃ250,000 โlanding feeโ on rich UK newcomers
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Nigel Farage, who claims to be on a mission to "defeat the establishment" and "fight for working people", is currently in central London promising to hand billions of pounds in tax cuts to some the wealthiest people in the world
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Journalists at the Farage press conference repeating Reform's framing of this policy as "robin hood" because the non-dom fee will be redistributed, whilst missing the fact that it hands tens of billions of pounds in tax cuts to the wealthiest people already living in the UK
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In honour of @TheVanaramaNL Playoff Final Day, my youngest legit selected this as her outfit for today - @StockportCounty NL Champions shirt from 2021/22 - from her sister's draw. A big of growing-in to do, but she's a Hatter! Olรฉ olรฉ! #stockportcounty
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For the umpteen-thousandth time, battle's ongoing with @StockportCounty's match stream. Whether trying to buy tickets or access a stream, the digital experience has honked for such a long time. Looks like I'll be following on Twitter instead, come on the beautiful bastard Blues.
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