David Gozzard
@DRG_physics
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Senior Research Fellow at @ICRAR @uwanews firing lasers into space. Excited by all things #science & #scicomm.
Australia
Joined December 2015
My aspirations as a scientist are not to discover the meaning of life or win the Nobel prize. It's to be regarded highly enough by other scientists that no one cares if I dress like a slob at conferences.
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That the department isn't allowed to buy a new coffee machine. 😡.
What do you think is the hardest concept in Physics ? ✍️.
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If you don't get as much work done over the next few weeks, blame it on the moon costing us a few milliseconds.
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God help us.
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We prove that entanglement is just God messing with us.
What physics breakthrough do you think will happen in the next decade? ✍️.
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Pro tip: instead of going to the gym, get fit by watching a video of a guy lifting weights.
pro tip: you can basically read >100 books per day by asking chatgpt to summarize them for you.
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Personally I think the most interesting thing about modern AI is that in French "ChatGPT" sounds like "chat, j'ai pété". #AI.
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Personally I think the problem is that reviewers are lazy, not that writers are trying to exploit the fact reviewers are lazy.
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Water is a chemical. 😛.
Hi 👋 Chemist here. Chemtrails do not exist.
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Science communicators: "Explain it as though you're talking to an intelligent 12 year old.". Me: "Explain it to me as though you're talking to a 35 year old idiot.".
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The highest priority for making philosophy relevant in the 21st century is to teach philosophers where the delete key is.
This is a compelling argument to reintroduce waste paper bins to all university offices.
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RT @FiPanther: This is a compelling argument to reintroduce waste paper bins to all university offices.
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The difference being, if you find me asking grok for anything, it means I've lost my marbles.
We have improved @Grok significantly. You should notice a difference when you ask Grok questions.
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I just repeated "to a first-order approximation" when anyone asked me a question and they gave me a PhD in physics.
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Everyone: David, your dad jokes are terrible. Eminem: 🎵I'll need to be stomped by 40 men to suffer a defeat🎶
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RT @NC_Renic: Please stop assuming that too many em dashes means AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the hon….
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Hey. It's me talking about my work on quantum telescopes. #science #space #phdlife.@uwanews @ICRAR @ForrestResearch @PhysicsUwa.
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