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surviving on defiance

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Joined March 2009
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@DJDrChef
nothing jones
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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i have played cards against humanity exactly one time and will forever live with a constant underlying dread that someone might someday ask me to play it again.
@JamesBousema
🕯𝖇𝖔𝖜 𝖘𝖊𝖍 𝖒𝖆𝖍🕯🔜 MagicCon Vegas
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I need my fellow millennials to please find a party game other than Cards Against Humanity . I can’t do this anymore.
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i gotta take a week off from any charli xcx and binge a bunch of creed and see if i can fix this.
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streaming algorithm recommended a ru paul song to me, just call me a slur why don’t ya, i’d be less offended.
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RT @GoatStation: the new young bucks entrance, i’m crying, 100/10.
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i get so mad at those little army men in the mobile game ads and all the bad decisions they make.
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RT @GoatStation: lil criminal.
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RT @TrueCrazyFrog: A lot of people were shocked to see my PP in 2005. And still shocked to see it now in 2021!!.
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paw prints found on CRT, suspect pleading innocence
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it’s wednesday
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fiancée won’t let me walk down the aisle to Twist by KoЯn smdh, wedding’s off.
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mercedes and mortos filming tiktoks.
@necrocomiccon66
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#NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld #PrincessDaisy our lovely flower 🌼 faces off against her most fierce and smelly opponent yet…
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RT @iamlugan: @DJDrChef We truly cant have anything nice anymore.
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i’m just saying, if you’ve been through the entire desert on a horse you really oughta name it at that point.
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RT @AmericasComic: BILLY JOEL: this next song is called 'Piano Man' and it's about how everybody in this bar is a fucking loser.
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RT @blkgirlacid: Letting your children drown to own the libs. .
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gf was talking about significant things that happened in our lifetime and landed on 9/11 and Michael Jackson being found not guilty as her two significant things.
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having my wedding party walk up the aisle to the altar to the Don Callis entrance “music”.
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RT @DJDrChef: girlfriend just asked “why does his shirt say ‘over the counter’”
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RT @FoursideKM: I always felt like multiplication and division were the wario and waluigi of addition and subtraction.
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pineapples are generally objects with interactive purposes in our world too.
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Pineapples appear in the Super Mario franchise as fruits that are generally objects with interactive purposes.
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