El Desilusionado
@DJCBX
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Play Pop Punk at my Funeral
My own personal hell
Joined May 2011
At most I am going to get some regurgitated email saying you’re sorry and you’ll do better.
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No matter what happened to it, now I have to come even further out of pocket because of your inefficient roadside service. The worst part? I know that no matter what I write here or what I say, or how this all played out, you won’t actually take responsibility.
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It wasn’t running, so it’s not like someone drove off with it, but now I have to do the footwork to EVEN JUST SEE if it’s in a tow yard or stolen crazy how quickly a tow truck can get out somewhere when they know they can make a few extra bucks off you)
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Pro tip: start doing everything in an 6x8 room in preparation for the prison sentence you're about to receive for the retaliation of elected officials who abandoned you during this pandemic
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I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE TEACH THEM WELL OR I BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
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“Fortunate Son” plays as Trump de-planes, an entry for the “nobody listened to the lyrics” hall of fame.
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Just uploaded "Snacks Mix Volume 1" to @mixcloud
https://t.co/izAVdtQLzu Tune in now!
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Some of what I'm currently playing
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Uploaded "Throwback attack Part 2" to @mixcloud
https://t.co/GhnYKlfZ0w listen now!
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Had Enough for part 2 so here it is
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Just uploaded "Throwback attack part 1" to @mixcloud
https://t.co/dAlZJDcozU Tune in now!
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I recorded a live mix of a few throwbacks that shaped me in my high school years. I didn't bother editing it so you're gonna hear all my mistakes but I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed playing...
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Darren, whoever you are your girl Caylah already knows you went to the stripclub this weeknd bro, she gonna ask. Don't lie. Your homies are snitches
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So yall clowning niggas for being immigrants now? You can always tell who don’t know any Mexicans free all my niggas out that jam.
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Fast and furious went from street racing to a bulletproof Idris Elba being a supervillain and we're probably going to watch it, but you're still to afraid to try a new look because you care about other people's opinions too much
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What I wanna know is why people be so excited to try spicy food but don't keep that energy when they poop it out
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We’ll still beat his ass!
@vincestaples Remember when you and your 46 year old manager threatened a 19 year old counter kid at a chicken wing place in Madison Wi?? I do.
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"Owe is a strong word" - @Mouse_Jones Fam I'm using that forever🤣🤣🤣 #Flagrant2
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