10 years later I’m laughing with him in our bathroom with our son. I love my Leos

And I still stared at those pills and researched how many it would take to kill me. Turns out they can’t So I’ll keep taking them until I no longer feel like I want to kill myself. I’ll just be a zombie, but at least I’m alive right? …right?

Oh to add to all that, We have a 10 month old. I sat on the phone with the suicide hotline for 20 minutes before I felt safe enough to bring my child inside with my broken mind

Then he wonders why I feel so fucking ignored, depressed, and unloved. And I’m posting these here because I know he’s more likely to check his Twitter than he is to check his texts or calls

Then told him I’d be going to bed at 7pm and that I wouldn’t see him until probably like 5-8pm tomorrow. He just said sounds good

Told my husband I wanted to die He apologized via text and ignored the call I made shortly after

Thanks @chancetherapper for spending 1,363 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to GRoCERIES. #SpotifyWrapped

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Being a mom is fucking tough and I’m sorry to any and all moms I ever doubted or thought had it easy. Fuck man, I feel like I’m drowning

It’s bullshit that society makes me feel like I have to be a perfect mom 24/7, 365 days a year. I’m not a perfect mom, as I type this, my baby is crying in his crib because I cannot handle him today

Here’s a picture of my babe

Gave birth 3.5 weeks ago and I am absolutely convinced that my vagina is NEVER going to not fucking hurt. Like what the fuck is that? Gotta deal with postpartum anxiety and a fucking stinging pain in my crotch?

Ryan! @RyArch15 look at you! Congrats on getting back in the league full time. Can’t wait to see you play!

How do people just have motivation to clean their house everyday? 32 weeks pregnant and literally all I want to do is watch food network, cook, and not clean up after myself.

Oof.

We went 2 years without Covid, now we both have it… goddamnit

Again, just shout to weed, you too good to me fool

Horton hears a who, but The Who is actually the grinch, and he figures out a way to steal Hortons Christmas too. Thus beginning the Grinch’s long stint as this horrid monster, Creating a new krampus creature to be terrified of

Mayo is just sandwich lotion