My extended family gathered for Rosh tonight as we do every year. We consist of dem normies , Trump voters (some because they’re rich, others because they’re ultra maga), hardcore Israel supporters, and a handful of dummies. Politics didn’t come up at all. It was refreshing.

A Twitter love story 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Trump Seeks to Oust U.S. Attorney Investigating Two of His Foes https://t.co/vVadgqqaFD via @NYTimes When a President wants to fire people who refuse to gin up fake charges against his enemies, what do we call that???

She doesn’t seem to realize that Trump was the president when she was fired. Real self own going on right here

Tonight, Congress will vote to lower the age to prosecute minors as adults from 16 down to 14 in DC. Let me get this straight: Congress wants to prosecute 14 yr. olds as adults, but they don’t want to prosecute adults who sexually abuse 14 year olds? Release the Epstein files.

Seth Rogen winning an Emmy (well deserved) and not thanking Sal Saperstein is probably the biggest missed opportunity in awards show history. #thestudio

Spoiler alert for @AriMelber. You’re in the Tuesday NYT crossword

These three men share a common problem and they’ve all chosen to handle it in a different manner.

More Democrat leaders need to go on @Flagrant2Army podcast. These guys are smart and reasonable, even if brash (while still funny) at times. They’re not “maga” at all. And they reach the audience you need.

RFK has to go. This is fucking ridiculous. How does anyone support this administration at this point?

I’m not writing this as a fan, but as a dad. A football-loving, middle-aged man who’s watched the noise online grow louder and uglier. And I can’t stay silent anymore. I’m talking about Taylor Swift. Not her fashion or fame, but the way people grown adults mock her simply for

Anyone wanna really make MAGA go crazy? @GovPressOffice

The US Attorney for NJ, @AlinaHabba, doesn’t know how to spell the name of one of the biggest cities in the state. Worthless loser

@DineshDSouza Plus if President Trump were a sexual predator, surely there would be signs.

They voted for a con man who lies about everything, which means they have no idea what he will do today or tomorrow. The only thing you know for certain is it will be in his best interest, he will lie about it, make it all about himself, and may change his mind the next day.

Why hasn’t @realDonaldTrump pardoned Ghislaine Maxwell? He’s never met a criminal he doesn’t want to pardon. And she’s his friend. And it would truly put the #Epstein saga to a test. Would seem like a no-brainer. Unless… #occamsrazor

Hey @united what’s the point of the Priority luggage tag when you never put those bags out first??? Just stop doing the service if you’re not gonna honor it

Dear MAGA, It is okay to admit the truth. Pam Bondi is not covering up the Epstein files on her own. She is doing it at the direction of her boss, Donald Trump. Because Trump is a pedo and is all over those files. You know it. It is time to be honest with yourselves.

Hey @TripleH @StephMcMahon. Big WWE fan here. Have been for 35 years. Also a fan of both of you, because I think you’re really good people. But you need to get Linda in check. She’s a fucking lunatic in this insane government. And it’s soon gonna trickle to the business.

Hey @ChrisVanVliet you gotta get in on that Sirius channel. It makes perfect sense. #askcvv