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I think dudes forget 2022 World Cup existed, washed Neymar ran the entire show while that bum Vinicius was running direct into the opposition fullbacks bricking every chance
Neymar NEEDS an oldhead arc. Lotta youngins on this app haven’t seen PRIME Ney and it’s sad to see the takes flying around about him
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From the producers of Unlocking Pogba and The Freeing of Joao Felix.
Now in the cinemas comes... Foden when he's given freedom. The tetralogy.
Foden when he’s given freedom and not forced to recycle the ball on the wings for 90 minutes.
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Logan Paul when he runs into Yasu
🤝 Our official hydration partner is here!
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Casuals discovered Earl of Snowdon
Queen went for the 4-3-3 formation
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Chelsea have the chance to do the funniest thing here
1️⃣ Man City - 82 points
2️⃣ Arsenal - 81 points
Man City’s remaining games:
◎ Everton (A)
◉ Chelsea (H)
◎ Brighton (A)
◎ Brentford (A)
Arsenal’s remaining games:
◉ Brighton (H)
◎ Nottingham (A)
◉ Wolves (H)
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I am fuming all it took was five games for this bum to sneak into these debates again while we have to fight for our lives to give Saka and Martinelli their props
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Gabriel biggest criminal on the stadium that contains Partey, Mr DT, Bissouma and Conte
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Cuti Romero has mastered the art of looking like a thug on a football pitch. The casuals love it, the analytics guys love it, I see through it. He is not elite in any sense of the word, closer to a Mustafi than a Ramos. A 6/10 on his best day. Overrated.
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🏴 Goals so far this season:
𝗝𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗵𝗼: 𝟯
Phil Foden: 2
Jarrod Bowen: 2
Bukayo Saka: 1
Jack Grealish: 0
Mason Mount: 0
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Second last game at home with top 4 on the line
#nooticing
Spurs having something to play for is good. But also, spurs have something to play for so we know what that means.
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No amount of tactics or "JDP" can stop Saint Maximin running at full speed against your RB in a packed St James' park
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Ramsdale infront of 10000 French ultras wanting to kill him after he parries a shot straight at him
French authorities have classed Lens' match against Arsenal as a "high-risk" event - the details. (L'Éq, RMC)
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Conte after he saw us xooging Brentford
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Arteta deserves to have unspeakable things done to him if we don't come back at home
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Modric never gets held to the highest of standards for some reason imagine if De Bruyne, Özil or Iniesta dropped this stinkfest of course he would get away with it when he assists against "Rayo Vallocano" next week
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Ramos when Casillas touched his inner thigh during title celebrations
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If they have any shame left as a so called big club they should win all their remaining games imagine not even hitting 50 points ffs embarassing stuff
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"mickey mouse prem era" Henry against Serie Arse golden generation in a major final
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Xaartey ducking our biggest games of the season only to be magically back next week against some bottom half team at home
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Indian aunties gossiping Bigg Boss vs white people livetweeting "Love Island"
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Xaartey is so washed 😭😭 there is no way people unironically want him to play against City
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Salibaba allows every striker that is not a snail to make runs in behind him it's not looking good brev
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Imagine cooking up one of the coldest announcements of all time and wasting it on 35 year old Kyle Walker
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Scored a prem goal before Hojlund
Can't believe Martial hive are getting fed in 2023😭😭fair enough
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This is all on Yasu btw 3 weeks of football and he can't stay fit for his life. Happens every fucking season he should genuinely be 9th choice defender
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We are the only big club that consistently proves our haters right
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I hate this talk of "It's only Palace, Leicester" etc etc this is not La Liga or Serie Ass where there are 16 farmer teams that are guarenteed wins every team is tough to beat
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Dhoni counting the money he got from bookies for letting Dube bowl the 19th
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Dhoni would be collecting tickets in Ranchi if Yuvraj didnt carry him in 2007 and 2011
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6.4 sofascore, 15 hair flicks, 7 attacks slowed down, 32 successful one twos played with Saliba and 1 BCM 🔜
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Are you ready for your football lessons?”
*Ronaldo gulps*
*Kane breathes heavily*
*De Bruyne nods nervously*
*Neymar sighs*
*Salah dry heaves*
*Haaland gasps for air*
*Benzema gets teary-eyed*
*Messi stares blankly*
“Yes, Miniminter." they say in unison
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Messi is still world class but he doesnt have the "Messi" factor anymore
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Saka at 21 is better than most wingers prime 17 g/a in 22 games 🤣🤣 only LDN Twitter thugs think he isn't world class
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I’m crying brothers watch and give serious opinions on 5 seperate sports and they wonder why their mental health is in the gutter
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Saka is the definition of a franchise player. Carried us during shit times, constantly gave his all for the club and when we are finally good he is turning up in important moments with world class output
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Saka 3 key passes and a BCC playing with Norwegian Jojo Siwa is a stinker these days
saka's form is a bit of an issue btw he's been midski for too long now
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All this because those Talibans bowled straight and full to a guy who couldn't move a muscle in his leg
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Made rivals watch 120 minutes of footballing terrorism and a penalty shootout hoping for a Saka miss
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Kroos has mastered the art of looking busy on a football pitch. The casuals love it, the analytics guys love it, I see through it. He is not elite in any sense of the word, closer to a Xhaka than a Xavi. A 6/10 on his best day. Overrated.
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