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@noknowli

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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
pinned forever
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
‘we paid for the wolves we’re going to use the fucking wolves’
@Wolves
Wolves
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Neves. Nunes. Moutinho. 🐺🐺🐺
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
you can’t be ‘cold’ or have ‘aura’ when you’re that ugly.
@MadnessFc4
Viran🇲🇾
1 year
COLDDDD
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
ronaldo hearing ‘mutual consent’
@TheTransferEx
The Transfer Exchange Show
1 year
OFFICIAL: Manchester United confirm that Cristiano Ronaldo will leave the club by mutual consent, with immediate effect. #MUFC
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
all jokes aside messi would be a fucking shit dinner guest
@FCBAlbiceleste
FCB Albiceleste
1 year
You have a choice, dinner with Messi or Margot Robbie?
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
there is one league game remaining
@CantonasMind
𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐚’𝐬 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐝
1 year
Say it quietly, but Jadon Sancho is finding his form at just the right time. Let your apologies be as loud as your disrespect.
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
8 months
he hit garnacho with the
@TheFalseNein
8 months
Gabriel Magalhaes…that is the most MONSTERCLASS positioning I’ve ever seen
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
origi will score 4 goals a season but on God’s name you will KNOW what those goals are for
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
9 months
‘more aesthetically pleasing’
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@registarodri
james
9 months
Might be because Foden is more talented and more aesthetically pleasing
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
kiwior outscored mudryk
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
4 months
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@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
4 months
🚨 Borussia Dortmund are in talks with Manchester United bring Jadon Sancho back to the Bundelisga club on loan. #BVB desire to re-sign 23yo winger is firm + there’s optimism a deal can be agreed. With @honigstein for @TheAthleticFC after @Plettigoal #MUFC
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
smaller than i expected tbh
@Exulansista
𝙀𝙭𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨
1 year
Croatia
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
4 months
podcasters will look you in the eye and tell you they wont cover this tourney cos they have to do kane vs lewa vs suarez all time
@Gideoomatic
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BRO WHAT THE FUUCCCKKK?????
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
10 months
we’ve never been community noted
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
10 months
EXCLUSIVE: Joško Gvardiol to Man City, here we go! Agreement reached on the fee between City and Leipzig 🔵🇭🇷 🚨 Understand Gvardiol has completed the first part of medical tests today — deal on the verge of being signed. Gvardiol agreed personal terms one month ago with City.
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
16 days
one game with ødegaard and he’s blocking bruno on whatsapp
@__sargee
sarge.
16 days
New beginnings needed.
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
i cannot WAIT for whatever the fuck a ‘peupion’ is to come off the bench and score
@OfficialBHAFC
Brighton & Hove Albion
1 year
Let's go! 😁 Here's your team to face @ManUtd . 📝 // #BHAFC 🔵⚪️
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
Jurgen Klopp whenever something goes wrong:
@SevillaFC_ENG
Sevilla FC
2 years
Corona is here! 🤝 🇲🇽 #WeareSevilla #NeverSurrender
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
chelsea fans enjoying afcon
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@TheHazardFan
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2 years
Best competition in football.
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
10 months
it’s probably not even the best debut season by a young argentine midfielder named fernandez in the premier league
@_Asznee
A.
10 months
The best debut season from a young midfielder in football history?
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
you see a fair ranking whilst i cpr
@ballondor
Ballon d'Or
2 years
Ranked at the 18th place for the 2021 #ballondor ⤵️ @simonkjaer1989 @acmilan
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arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
kills me cos this gif is absolutely exceptional defending but because he didn't have an aura of effortless elegance it's become a meme
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 months
this is the most ‘£30m move to west ham, everyone complains we didnt sign him, 17 PL goals in two seasons, everyone forgets he exists’ player i’ve ever seen
@rafsenal
Raf🇧🇩
2 months
Are you nuts
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
10 months
whoah whoah whoah what the fuck is this, we had a deal
@EuropaLeague
UEFA Europa League
10 months
🔴 Rewind to Saliba's masterclass 👊 @Arsenal || #UEL
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 months
how it felt rooting for a ten hag team
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@Ic3Evaa
2 Cold Scorpio
2 months
Ten Hag clearly doesn't know how to manage a game man, it's so nasty.
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@noknowli
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1 year
this is pure art
Expressions is just too good at what he does. I owe him an apology because I thought he was another Troopz
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
had a strange tingling sensation in my testicles today, went to the doctor and he diagnosed me with a 3-1 arsenal win and a nuno tavares goal
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
HERMOTHYYYYYYYYYYY
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
dele alli hearing there are balloons at spurs stadium
@UnitedStandMUFC
The United Stand
1 year
23’ There’s a balloon on Spurs’ right hand side, holds its position better than Porro. #mufc
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
this was peak lockdown bro he’d probably just run out of toilet paper
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arthur 🇵🇷
10 months
hows that for a fucking cross and volley you bastards
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
wow sharky man i have to give you major props here, not many were brave enough to predict that the most freakish pure goalscorer ever would score a lot of goals, especially when you only had his 9 goals and two hattricks in five games to go off
@ohnosharky
sharky
1 year
I said these same words back in August btw, 5 games into his Premier League career - I’d seen enough. Ofcourse I got laughed at back then..
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
9 months
hey mate remember like two years ago when your cock was all over my timeline
@CFCMod_
Mod
9 months
0 goals and 0 assists The journey to 007 begins.
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
turning saliba into umtiti for a pl trophy
@EduardoHagn
Eduardo Hagn
1 year
🚨 William Saliba is ready to risk further injury in order to play for Arsenal and fight for the title. Reports, @SamiMokbel81_DM .
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
sometimes i think gabriel and saliba let shots go at him deliberately because if he isn’t stimulated enough over the course of a match his adhd will kick in next game and he’ll get distracted by a pigeon or something
@chiddyafc
Chiddy 🇳🇬
1 year
Ramsdale locked in to the end wonderful display bro
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
8 months
fuck you mean ‘… ?’ fucking look at it
@UtdDistrict
UtdDistrict
8 months
Correct decision...?
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
look at the fucking state of the crows behind him. completely soulless club
@Trujista
TS🍇🇧🇷
1 year
Well behaved me👍🏾💙
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
9 months
konate when endo shows up for training
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
9 months
🚨 Liverpool closing in on signing Stuttgart defensive midfielder Wataru Endo. #VfB wanted to renew contract (2024) but Liverpool in advanced talks + 30yo granted permission to travel to Merseyside to complete move @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano #LFC
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
3 years
I didn’t know Lingard was a Muslim
@Route1futbol
RouteOneFootball
3 years
Jesse Lingard 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 in the Premier League since his West Ham debut. 🌟 [Sky] #WHUFC #MUFC
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
gabriel looking at the poster during sex
@Ramskkrdale
☝️
1 year
Nah am I going crazy or does this fucking guy have a giant poster of Mikel Arteta on his wall…
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arthur 🇵🇷
3 years
These guys have the best everything huh, then why aren’t they first???
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
3 years
Me pretending to be a criminal so I trick Wonder Woman into getting me in a headlock with her thighs
@jamz13_
Sosa 🇵🇸🕋
3 years
Being a civilian in a city of superhero’s must be so long 😭
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
no medal for the rapist
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
one man in this picture successfully prevented a home invasion. guess which one
@mcfcIeo_
Leo🇧🇼
2 years
Cancelo’s Instagram lfmao
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
6 months
i am literally begging you to go back and watch that ucl final vs chelsea. please. it’s on footbalia.
Footy fell off so hard now I have to watch "Ferran" "Raphinha" and "Rodrygo" on a weekly basis
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
how do we tell them
@LeeLovesBey
lesego. 𐚁 (fan acc)
1 year
megan’s new man whew 😮‍💨
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arthur 🇵🇷
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i refuse to believe modric played in the prem, like i know for a fact he did but i truly believe he didn't
They had no idea what they were going to achieve together.
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
i have gone completely broke
@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
4 years
I have stocks in Nelson, Barkley, Jahanbakhsh, Mount, Batshuayi, Iwobi, Rodrigo, Barnes, Minamino, Torres, Lewis, Brewster, Bowen and Fabio Silva
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
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that back 3 maybe has 4 starts between them before their knees all simultaneously explode
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
who the actual fuck is getting relegated
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
2 years
Exclusive: Southampton are in talks to sign Maxime Lacroix! Could be a huge one, not easy but negotiations are ongoing between clubs. 🚨⚪️🔴 #SaintsFC #DeadlineDay Lacroix, keen on the move. Saints now trying — Caleta Car another option in the list.
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arthur 🇵🇷
5 months
‘they subtract some points? i didnt notice’
@Ic3Evaa
2 Cold Scorpio
5 months
I'm dying at Dyche already being out the relegation zone. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
3 years
he caught slander for not beating PEP in the CARABAO CUP
@arrywinks
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perhaps i treated you too harshly
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arthur 🇵🇷
9 months
‘reece james’ ‘walk’
@Iewdawg
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reece james, colwill, enzo, caicedo and even mudryk rn all walk into city’s team and im being deadly serious
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@RolandPrecious6
MCFC_preccyforreal
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arthur 🇵🇷
5 months
how odd, i checked my drain and found SIXTY MILLIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
5 months
hang on guys there’s a weird noise coming from my shower one sec
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arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
marsch seeing pulisic on the bench
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
@TikiTakaConnor @GNev2 we, as a society, have moved past the need for gary neville
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
just got the results of my last uni essay back
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
‘once darwin’ vs ‘if pogba’
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@CM__LFC
Chris
1 year
Once Darwin adds starting his runs onside and not accelerating further offside before a pass is made to his game then it’s over for the league
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arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
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@Billie_T
Billie
2 years
Pissing myself at the idea of Rangnick’s detailed tactical plans and pressing units being undone by the fact Sean Dyche has a big fuck off 6’7 striker
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
11 months
when the rice announcement is my 601st tweet of the day
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
if someone straps a chimpanzee into a car and expects it to drive and it crashes and kills someone do you blame the chimpanzee or the guy who put him there?
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
6 months
ohhhhhh it’s pride because of the lion, i get it now
@Iewdawg
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oh my god
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
🔹 Youngest manager in the top 5 European Leagues 🔹Doesn’t have a professional coaching license 🔹Reims has to pay €25,000 every game until he gets one 🔹Learned coaching from Football Manager
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
they call me 007 0 trophies 0 individual awards 7 errors per game
@Spurs_PT
Tottenham Hotspur
2 years
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
how about one goal in your last 10 games you shit cunt
Saka on Instagram ♥️
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
@LFCVik2 messi already speaks indian in preparation for his transfer to the kerala blasters next year
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arthur 🇵🇷
7 months
you guys smell that?
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
casemiro enjoyers when a bookable offence receives a booking
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arthur 🇵🇷
8 months
you gotta be kidding me bro
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
9 months
konate when endo shows up for training
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
Arteta’s first full season: Tried to get Europa, bottled it severely. Arteta’s second season: Learned from his mistakes and dogwalked to Europe but bottled top 4 Arteta’s third season: Learned from his mistakes, dogwalked to top 4 but bottled the title So next season…
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
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hto in the united fanbase
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@htomufc
h
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@bethTmufc Arsenal in both seasons where they finished 8th completed the 5th most passes in the league, last season we were 6th this season we're 10th. We've reverted WAY beyond what they did, possession-wise anyway. We need to get this idea out of our heads that Ten Hag wants to play…
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arthur 🇵🇷
7 months
why don’t they get the dog
@ArsenalWFC
Arsenal Women
7 months
The Arsenal. Our 2023/24 squad.
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
@Hilt1Joe yes i am GAY i am HOMOSEXUAL i like LOOKING AT MEN which is why i have the AUTHORITY to tell you that bruno fernandes is so ugly he scares small children
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
i think the only thing chelsea can do to piss their fans off even more is beat city
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arthur 🇵🇷
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@UTDBorislav
Borislav
1 year
@ahmed1of1 He will still manage to bottle the league lol
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arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
this back line kills me cos 4 of them are incredibly composed sensible players and then you have the tasmanian devil from looney tunes at lb
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
nvm bro i’m turning this shit off
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
feeling nostalgic
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arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
£5 says you won’t be able to guess what this is in reply to
@OyVeyTas
Tas 💊
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arthur 🇵🇷
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onana and martinez arguing over that goal
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arthur 🇵🇷
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why is he alone now. who hurt him...
@flameosumeet
Sumeet
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Bookmarks just fell from 317 to 201
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arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
expressions is the best football fan of all time
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arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
@Avfc_Barry @AVFCOfficial you have to be in the competition in order to win it
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
luis suarez would learn to fly if you told him it would inconvenience an african in some way
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arthur 🇵🇷
11 months
americans when people from an island closer to norway than it is to spain handle heat worst than people who live in a literal desert
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@KevOnStage
Kevín
11 months
For reference
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
-joins the club -loses all his games -insults the players -refuses to elaborate -leaves
@ManUtd
Manchester United
2 years
Ralf Rangnick announces that he will not be staying on at United as a consultant. #MUFC
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arthur 🇵🇷
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@doulbedoink i’ll probably never forgive b99 for making an episode this good and then never really bothering to even try to reach those heights again
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
i got covid gcse’s, a reduced revision spec for a levels and i dodged this by a year???? they need to put an asterisk on my cv
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
1 year
The country is about to face the biggest change to student finance in a decade. @MartinSLewis outlines the three main changes that are coming in for new university starters in England in September.
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
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what the flying fuck is this i need you to get relegated
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@OfficialVizeh
𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢🇧🇪
1 year
The Premier League 23/24 Season based on Supercomputer Probabilities Thoughts?
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arthur 🇵🇷
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mikel arteta has me feeling real love and affection for kai fucking havertz uno i dont think i’ll forgive him for this one
@HawkesM08
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@noknowli
arthur 🇵🇷
11 months
arteta rn:
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@Teamnewsandtix
Team news and ticks
10 years
My dad overly loves his Superman onesie ha. so happy with himself http://t.co/y9ZtBrXMTX
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arthur 🇵🇷
5 months
i feel like i’m in a fucking parallel universe discussing arteta sometimes. why do we pretend this turnaround is normal for anyone, let alone a fucking FIRST TIME COACH!!!!!!! WE ARE HIS FIRST JOB!!!!! HE HAS LESS THAN 5 YEARS COACHING EXPERIENCE!!!! FUCK!!!!!
@HAftbl
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5 months
This time 3 years ago we had zero attacking mids and we got dunked on by Villa and Burnley. Didn’t think we’d ever play in UCL ever again and now we scored 6 in a UCL game and top of our group, guaranteed 1st. Alhamduillah fr
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
cats wanted us to still be in this competition 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 MARTINELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
1 year
📸 - Martínez is getting on a stretcher. It's looking very bad.
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
giving suarez a full week of rest for the ghana game is borderline racist
@Uruguay
Selección Uruguaya
1 year
☑️ 𝙀𝙇 𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀 Así va #LaCeleste  contra @selecaoportugal en el segundo partido de #Qatar2022 🏆 @FIFAWorldCup #ElEquipoQueNosUne
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arthur 🇵🇷
2 years
what’s the protocol for tackling a 15 y/o
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arthur 🇵🇷
6 months
let me guess, you’re only single digit points behind a team much better than you in every way?
@isoquince
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6 months
Just checked the table
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arthur 🇵🇷
1 year
Japan when Germany puts 4 past them
@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
1 year
🇩🇪 Germany XI: Neuer; Süle, Rüdiger, Schlotterbeck, Raum; Kimmich, Gündogan; Gnabry, Müller, Musiala; Havertz. 🇯🇵 Japan XI: Gonda; Sakai, Itakura, Yoshida, Nagatomo; Endo, Ito; Kamada, Tanaka, Kubo; Maeda.
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