Baron Joe von Zoidberg of Shropshire
@DCardassia
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36. Anglo. Shire dweller. Outsider. Bachelor for life. I like science fiction, geopolitics, history, rusty old cars. Cromwellian. English restorationist.
Joined November 2020
USA makes cars. UK makes cars. Germany makes cars. Italy makes cars. France makes cars. Japan makes cars. Canada makes Nutella and real estate agents.
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When Starmer resigns, Shabana Mahmood takes over. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
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Here is what directors now face under the government’s new One Login digital ID mandate. This is an actual screenshot from @garfen, a director who tried to verify his identity: If you fail the automated One Login identity check: You are locked out. You get no explanation.
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🚨 The Uniparty is dead. PLMR Poll with Electoral Calculus If a General Election was held tomorrow. Reform 445 MPs, Labour 73 MPs, Lib Dems 42 MPs, Your Party 13 MPs Tories 7 MPs Greens 6 MPs
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Well. I shall never set foot inside an Odeon ever again. To be honest its hard to imagine anything being good enough to motivate me to go the cinema these days anyway.
🚨Odeon Cinemas now pushing Digital ID to watch films. The mission creep is real. We must reject it at all costs. We’ve just purchased a billboard outside Odeon Leicester Square. https://t.co/qJ4PBS0bzR
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You can never despise this repellent fat turd enough.
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Just had a call from my boomerwaffen parents asking what is going on with Vodafone. I was blissfully ignorant while chilling on coffee shop wifi. It appears vodafone landline and mobile internet is down in Shropshire. I hope they haven't been hacked.
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‼️🇷🇺🇺🇦 Leaked documents reveal Boris Johnson received £1mil to ruin the peace process between Russia and Ukraine in Istanbul 2022. He did this on request of British and American Arms manufacturers.
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When you consider that Morning Glory Milking Farm is actually tame by the standards of what Booktok hambeast foids are reading, you realize that the mean & median of female-oriented porn is far more deranged than what the average man finds enjoyable. It's not even close.
A lot you you people joke about Morning Glory Milking Farm, but I know some of you people would fold and send in a job application if there was an Umamusume ranch that was hiring studs and was paying 70-80k with insurance.
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BREAKING 🚨 I understand Keir Starmer intends to blame Nigel Farage for pineapple on pizza More on this as it happens
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Bashar al-Assad now lives quietly in a luxury tower in Moscow, reportedly addicted to spending long hours playing online video games, according to Die Zeit.
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My parents are from Sudbury. My whole extended family is from Sudbury. I worked for CTV Sudbury. I can tell you, as someone who has spent my entire life travelling to that cold, icy northern tundra (and living there for 2 years), it has ALWAYS been a 95% white city. The fact so
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🤣 I am open to this...
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🚨 The Discord breach is worse than expected! - 1.5 TB of data - Over 2 million government ID photos - Threat actor publishes some user data due to Discord's inaction Sample of a user showing her face, ID, and a written note:
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Ten Great Tory Betrayals 1. Repeal of Corn Laws (1846) 2. Expansion of Franchise (1867) 3. Dissolution of Empire (1951-64) 4. Knifing of Enoch (1968) 5. EEC (1972) 6. Maastricht Treaty (1992) 7. Gay Marriage (2013) 8. Lockdowns (2020) 9. Boriswave (2022) 10. Sunak Coup (2022)
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