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Baron Joe von Zoidberg of Shropshire

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36. Anglo. Shire dweller. Outsider. Bachelor for life. I like science fiction, geopolitics, history, rusty old cars. Cromwellian. English restorationist.

Joined November 2020
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@mapleblooded
Anti-Taxxer
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USA makes cars. UK makes cars. Germany makes cars. Italy makes cars. France makes cars. Japan makes cars. Canada makes Nutella and real estate agents.
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@ksorbs
Kevin Sorbo
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I don’t care about a group chat leak.
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@justchrisdavies
Chris Davies 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇸🟣
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When Starmer resigns, Shabana Mahmood takes over. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.
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@chrislittlewoo8
Chris Littlewood
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Here is what directors now face under the government’s new One Login digital ID mandate. This is an actual screenshot from @garfen, a director who tried to verify his identity: If you fail the automated One Login identity check: You are locked out. You get no explanation.
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@EssexPR
Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧
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🚨 The Uniparty is dead. PLMR Poll with Electoral Calculus If a General Election was held tomorrow. Reform 445 MPs, Labour 73 MPs, Lib Dems 42 MPs, Your Party 13 MPs Tories 7 MPs Greens 6 MPs
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@DCardassia
Baron Joe von Zoidberg of Shropshire
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Well. I shall never set foot inside an Odeon ever again. To be honest its hard to imagine anything being good enough to motivate me to go the cinema these days anyway.
@NoToDigitalID
No to Digital ID
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🚨Odeon Cinemas now pushing Digital ID to watch films. The mission creep is real. We must reject it at all costs. We’ve just purchased a billboard outside Odeon Leicester Square. https://t.co/qJ4PBS0bzR
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@EternalEnglish
TheEndOfEverything
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You can never despise this repellent fat turd enough.
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@DCardassia
Baron Joe von Zoidberg of Shropshire
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Just had a call from my boomerwaffen parents asking what is going on with Vodafone. I was blissfully ignorant while chilling on coffee shop wifi. It appears vodafone landline and mobile internet is down in Shropshire. I hope they haven't been hacked.
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@Alex_Oloyede2
Spetsnaℤ 007 🇷🇺
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‼️🇷🇺🇺🇦 Leaked documents reveal Boris Johnson received £1mil to ruin the peace process between Russia and Ukraine in Istanbul 2022. He did this on request of British and American Arms manufacturers.
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@tomselliott
Tom Elliott
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New talking point directive just issued #AntifaDoesntExist
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@PopCulture2000s
2000s
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24 years ago, linkin park released ‘in the end’
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@revenant_MMXX
⚡revenant🎃
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When you consider that Morning Glory Milking Farm is actually tame by the standards of what Booktok hambeast foids are reading, you realize that the mean & median of female-oriented porn is far more deranged than what the average man finds enjoyable. It's not even close.
@Volpe_Is_King
VolpeIsKing
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A lot you you people joke about Morning Glory Milking Farm, but I know some of you people would fold and send in a job application if there was an Umamusume ranch that was hiring studs and was paying 70-80k with insurance.
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@SBarrettBar
Steven Barrett
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BREAKING 🚨 I understand Keir Starmer intends to blame Nigel Farage for pineapple on pizza More on this as it happens
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@GlobeEyeNews
Globe Eye News
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Bashar al-Assad now lives quietly in a luxury tower in Moscow, reportedly addicted to spending long hours playing online video games, according to Die Zeit.
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@JillCo
Jill
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My parents are from Sudbury. My whole extended family is from Sudbury. I worked for CTV Sudbury. I can tell you, as someone who has spent my entire life travelling to that cold, icy northern tundra (and living there for 2 years), it has ALWAYS been a 95% white city. The fact so
@bruce_barrett
Bruce
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We need Remigration before Canada becomes New India.
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@TheBlackHorse65
The Black Horse
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Regular reminder, winter is coming.
@latinedisce
Learn Latin
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We give boomers a lot of shit, but just wait until future generations judge millennials for tanking the birth rate because we “needed to find ourselves” until we were 34 years old.
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@DCardassia
Baron Joe von Zoidberg of Shropshire
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🤣 I am open to this...
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@IntCyberDigest
International Cyber Digest
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🚨 The Discord breach is worse than expected! - 1.5 TB of data - Over 2 million government ID photos - Threat actor publishes some user data due to Discord's inaction Sample of a user showing her face, ID, and a written note:
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@AcademicAgent_X
Academic Agent
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Ten Great Tory Betrayals 1. Repeal of Corn Laws (1846) 2. Expansion of Franchise (1867) 3. Dissolution of Empire (1951-64) 4. Knifing of Enoch (1968) 5. EEC (1972) 6. Maastricht Treaty (1992) 7. Gay Marriage (2013) 8. Lockdowns (2020) 9. Boriswave (2022) 10. Sunak Coup (2022)
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Baron Joe von Zoidberg of Shropshire
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There is this trend lately of these millennial and zoomer influencers who are all going to Italy and getting these contracting gigs there. What is going on?
@financedystop
Financial Dystopia
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She just got fired while working in Italy and has no idea what to do...
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