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Cartoonist, Writer, Voice Over; Looking for Work. Voice of Scratch in Monkey Wrench Twitch: zito Discord: zitoisneato Patreon: ZitoisNeato
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New Playtester Patron Teaser for my upcoming Yokai supplement.
Belligerent Fighter Subclass - aka "What if the Shove Action was Worth It?"
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This is no longer just a Palworld only problem.
This is the most negative take of a consumer-only mindset being spoken by one of the more popular online faces of the WoW community.
What does he think the games are made of?
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I had no fucking idea there was a score value called Switzerland in Melee until just now.
Game: Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GC)
TAS author: PracticalTAS
Source:
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Lip sync animation joke.
He's writing on storyboard paper.
To this day, I have no idea what is happening in this scene.
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Agent ██████, you can handle bugs right? Some kid fed their Eevee honey and it evolved into a Bumbleon.
No, the Bumbleon's not the problem, its the fact that it emits pheromones that that make every bug Pokemon in a mile radius swarm to it.
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@DarknWindie
#fakemon
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Call just came in Agent██████.
The police just confirmed that the weirdo dancing in the backyard of people's homes isn't a guy in a cat outfit, it's actually a Pokemon.
According to the Dex, it's a Purrgile. It's head and it's body can move independently of each other.
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Big heep of thanks to
@voodoo_soviet
for this amazing new BRB animation of Sini for the stream. This is absolutely amazing man, thank you!
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The absolute state of the Sonic Fandom as of currently.
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Gen 1: "Pokemon aren't Evil by nature."
Gen 9: "Hold my beer..."
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This was long overdue.
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Mr Asmongold, I beseech to you that as a consumer and content creator of said consumed media.
You absolutely SHOULD care how the sausage is made.
Because without care going into the video part of video games, your brand of content would not exist on a fundamental level in kind.
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Cause it was never ment to be a competitive game to begin with.
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Minor fiction pet peeve. Maybe villains DON'T need redemption arcs?
Rehabilitation doesn't erase the crimes they commit, and sometimes those crimes are fucking huge.
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We've gotten multiple reports of the scent of burning clothing and wild Pikachu with abnormal scarring shambling around the derelict themed restaurant on the edge of town.
Sounds like a horde of Circette, Agent ██████. Get down there.
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@DarknWindie
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@bromojumbo
I got you.
What the hell is going on in ██████?
This is the sixth call we got about the a squat old timey prospector showing up in place of trainer's Mr. Mime calling themselves "Mr. Pine".
I can't tell if this is an actual abduction or a prank...
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Voice actors, advertise your account with one audio clip.
Voice actors, advertise your account with one audio clip
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Attention News Outlets.
Existing isn't "Woke", people that exist are just that, people.
HOW IS THIS HARD?
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The police department called Agent ██████, some Team ██████ punks were sent to the hospital last night with broken bones and covered in fermented wine. None of their blood samples came back intoxicated.
This has to be a Twistda at play.
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The soap box you stand on plays a big part in caring about a video game.
You usurp your own throne.
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....REMEMBER WHEN THIS ALL STARTED THAT WE HAD PEOPLE WHO WOULD KILL TO GET A SINGULAR MASK!?
ISN'T THIS JUST MAKING A CHEMICAL FIRE!?
REMEMBER WHEN THE PANDEMIC ENDED!? NO? ME NEITHER!
MY COUNTRY AS A COLLECTIVE HAS THE BRAINCELLS OF A
SINGULAR PEBBLE!
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This is Calamity. You'll find out more about her next week.
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You can 100% see a resemblence to Jack in Bowser's model.
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What the hell is going on in ██████?
This is the sixth call we got about the a squat old timey prospector showing up in place of trainer's Mr. Mime calling themselves "Mr. Pine".
I can't tell if this is an actual abduction or a prank...
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@nerd_elder
He's drawing and writing out the time flow of him making a throw up noise for someone else to animate.
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...this is still a show about pirates, right?
HOW DOES THE ONE PIECE ANIME KEEP LOOKING THIS GOOD WEEK AFTER WEEK AFTER WEEK HOW
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A Mid-Game Arcanan Variant based on Bunnicula.
Acanan Buneary -> (Dusk Stone) Lopanic
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DUNKED ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Breaking: Texas Republican Gov. Greg Abbott has tested positive for COVID-19.
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Okay listen. Hot Take.
I'm okay with more 8 DLC.
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Hey when CDPR asked on their official social media they don't want people to spoil Cyberpunk on streams, youtube, etc. before release date, you upload shit anyway and get DMCA'd.
You are the asshole, not CDPR. They have every right to snipe you off the air at that point.
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People getting butthurt their not getting a Nintendo Direct due to Japan taking a Typhoon into Earthquake combo...
Greedy fucking scumbags the lot of you.
Human lives, property, jobs, and livelihood are at stake. Video games can take a backseat.
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"The vile darkness grins back at all who do so in kind, yet this fragment of the endless abyss continues to smile aside me within the light."
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This is hardcore villain shit.
How to get the ENTIRE TTRPG community united in their hatred for you.
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....he's upset because Kratos got character development outside of his daddy issues being everyone's problem?
Recently, David Jaffe, the creator of God of War series, posted a video on YouTube, sharing that he's not happy with how the series and Kratos evolved, saying that the character became too soft.
More:
#GodofWar
#games
#videogames
#gameindustry
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The ritual of an artist being reminded of their old work.
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The Naga have Lore and new updated Meta.
Join the Patreon and become one with the body of Graduga the Spirit Serpent, by playing as a race of serpent humanoids that favor Grapple mechanics(THAT DON'T SUCK).
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And they say Cleric/Bard combos don't work.
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LET ME PLAY YOU FUCKS! STOP DENYING ME THE CHANCE! YOU'RE JUST SCARE OF ME! GGS SHAKE MY HAND!
SHAAAAAAAKKKKKE MYYYYYYY HAAAAAAAAANNNDDDDD!!!!
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The absolute Goofy Goober play.
Yo big thanks to
@_Zyzx_
@Lythero
@DoovadHohdan
@_LilithVoid
@TomFawkes
@PaperBoxHouse
and
@Bluto2U2
for showing up for the funny Lethal Company Modding.
Y'all got me smiling like this the whole time.
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Found out there's a race of Hellhound humanoids in D&D that use humanoid disguises to blend in.
So guess who's cannon to D&D?
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Is the safety measures shutting down the con until everyone has had time to get a vaccine?
Los Angeles Comic Con says event will go on at LA Convention Center with coronavirus safety measures
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A D&D game where the player is forced to acknowledge Electrum as a form of currency.
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Heres to the first game I was apart of as a player and saw to it's conclusion.
Thanks for the 4 years of yuks and listening to my screeched uncompressed audio sounded ass. (You soldiered through that shit like champions.)
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This addition to the website will be quite useful.
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Don't you hate it when reality's budget shifts unprompted? Yeah, me too.
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I'm going to start calling these animatics "Goofs of Aether".
#DungeonsOfAether
@StudiosofAether
Reuploaded because Twitter claims I deleted it when I have no memory of doing such a thing. :/ Thanks Twitter.
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....You replaced my 99K Bell tree with eggs. You absolute fucking asshole rabbit.
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I don't care for Steven Universe.
Show was neat, but one of you MFer doxxed my family members over asking a question that you didn't like me asking.
What’s your version of “I did not care for the Godfather”?
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The jokes not lost on me gang, I've just never seen it trigger before.
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I'm just saying if Trump actually got over the illness THIS quickly, then he faked having Covid.
My mother had Covid and she was out of commission for the better part of a month.
This is a ploy to downplay the virus and get votes back.
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I have afew quick remedies for the whole Pokemon S&S nonsense.
1) Don't buy it
2) Don't form opinions based on a loud minority on social media
3) Don't let nostalgia dictate change
4) Find alternative Monster Collecting RPGs
5) Let people enjoy things that you don't.
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So the current discourse in D&D is as follows.
"Who do we beat up on now that Kobolds and Goblins are people?"
Anyone and anything in the game. The only question is how upfront are you about being a craven sociopath?
Genocide has no racial agenda, that's just on you.
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This is the proper way to react to awesome people telling you they want to make fanart of your characters, right?
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Squat on them Landlubbers Frame 1.
@StudiosofAether
My headcannon for Slade when he does the Squat action is it's a single frame animation and it makes the Pizza Tower parry sound effect.
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All this is saying is that every race has the potential to be the hero or the bbeg.
Which is rad and isn't a massive "crippling" game changer that some folks fear. Your favorite hobby is still here my dudes.
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Alright, agent ██████. Starting today, company mandate states you get one partner Pokemon.
Please choose one.
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Who will win?
Conspiracy theorist fanboys who cobble together fanfic style theories that may have been considered in a first pass in the writing room for the game's development.
Or
Sakurai watching Little Shop of Horrors on Halloween.
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Sybil from
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I love this goat lady so much and her game slaps so fucking much. Go get it on Steam!
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That's fucking miserable.
Sakurai says he's afraid to talk about games he's currently playing, as he knows it will lead to Smash Bros. character speculation
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This is such antagonistic wording on Gamespot's part.
DiMaggio stated that he felt him and his fellow actors from the cast deserve to be paid more for their long running work as the characters.
Gamespot's out here making him seem like he's Wario or some shit.
Futurama actor John DiMaggio says he deserves more money to play Bender in the revival:
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