Matt Post
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I make dumb jokes on here and everywhere. Pre WGA. Screenwriting Rep: Zero Gravity Management (He/Him)
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Everyone! I am now represented by Elissa Friedman over at
@zerogravitymgmt
for writing and acting. Thank you for all the support!
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how is that like earth at all then
NEWS 🚨: NASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet using the James Webb Telescope, but it rains lava at night
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who gives a shit COUSIN IS IN THE BOTTOM ROW
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Not to exaggerate but this would be the scariest fucking thing imaginable.
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What is the opposite of pspspsps
Imagine going hiking & running into this. Ion even know what my next move would be
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On vacation. Man this place is beautiful. You can see straight through the water.
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Ken from Bee Movie is one of the most gaslit characters of all time
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ummm the fucking talking dog???
You can hang out with one member of the gang, who are you hanging out with?
#Scoobydoohistory
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“R A N D O M
F U C K I N G”
'iCarly' star Jerry Trainor promises 'sexual situations' in reboot
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We bullied someone into possibly saving the planet
Jeff Bezos says he's giving $10 billion to fight climate change, about 7.7% of his net worth
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This is a god tier name for a rabbit
Now why is Ja’Marcus eating my roses? He literally pulled that one down.
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Someone said “son block”
The first clinical trial of a male birth control gel is under way
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it's 4am and I've got a craving for those borderline industrial cheesesticks they used to feed us in school
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I want this to be exactly like The Bear
Dexter Jettster, the infamous diner owner from Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones is getting his own short story.
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where was he january 6th
U know the burgers and dogs are insane if this guy is on the grill
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ITS CLOBBERIN TIME, COUSIN
Ebon Moss-Bachrach to star as Ben Grimm also known as The Thing, in Marvel’s ‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ movie.
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Me: Wait until I get those pants off you
Her: Ooooo they’re off. Not what’re you gonna do
Me:
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It’s not up for debate. Animals have the best comedic timing. It’s not even fair.
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Trying not to raise a sexual predator is SUPER fucking difficult (?)
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this movie not being an over-the-top success made me lose faith in audiences and maybe even humanity.
Movies that flopped at the box office but are actually great.
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careful sharing those
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These two moments of Jeremy from Smiling Friends made me lose my mind.
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reminder that the ocean is just a big bath with monsters in it
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Gonna react to this like when Spider-Man showed up in civil war
First look at Albert Einstein in Christopher Nolan’s ‘OPPENHEIMER’.
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thought this was dating announcement and almost lost my fucking mind
Michelle Yeoh and Pete Davidson are joining the next
#Transformers
movie, 'Transformers: Rise of the Beasts'
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This is gonna blow your fucking mind but people come in all shapes & sizes
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Dean from The Iron Giant is probably top 10 coolest characters ever drawn
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A lot of people are realizing Javier Bardem is funny from Dune 2, but I knew he was funny since No Country For Old Men when he did this face
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Big Bird is gonna say fuck
HBO Max locks down exclusive access to new Sesame Street episodes
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Japan’s theme parks have banned screaming on roller coasters because it spreads coronavirus. “Please scream inside your heart.”
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Motherfucker what did you think it was a carrot
I was today years old when i realized that there’s an actual fox in the mozilla firefox logo
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dude is going to become the worm holy shit
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LMAOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION LMAOOOOOOOOO
All the ~7.3 billion people composing the human race today, would fit into this cube [source: ]
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I thought long and hard and I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the most soul crushing story ever written in fiction.
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I hate the paparazzi so much. Leave her alone.
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This is most likely (like 99% chance) bs but man the mental image of the sun being alive is so fucking cursed
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same energy
Ryan Gosling on playing Ken in ‘BARBIE’: “Up until this point, I only knew Ken from afar. I didn't know Ken from within. I doubted my Ken-ergy. I didn't see it. But Margot [Robbie] and Greta [Gerwig] conjured this out of me.”
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If I was president and heard that Lego stopped releasing White House sets because of me I'd fucking cry
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Definitely had a cheese related disagreement
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I thought they made Brian Cox a playable fighter and almost lost my fucking mind
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Can these kids not see that these dudes are absolutely dead inside from all this shit
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me, personally
what does it even mean when a man says “i got alot going on”?
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Documented moment of when I realized rubbing my dick against stuff feels good
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God: Hey don't eat those.
Adam: Got it.
Eve:
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Donald Glover and Childish Gambino. Insane that nobody talks about this.
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s’mores pop tarts were there for me when a lot of you were not.
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Group chat has been talking like this for the last 24 hours
The secret Muppet storage cabinet at the Smithsonian.
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you think THATS Jesus?
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… not COVID?
Boomers - Moon Landing
Gen X - Berlin Wall
Millennials - 9/11
Gen Z - Titanic Submarine?
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Them: What time is it?
Me, wearing this cool ass watch: No fucking idea.
Hamilton x Dune: Part Two
At the request of Director Denis Villeneuve, Hamilton worked alongside the film’s prop master, Doug Harlocker, to craft a watch for another world that defies traditional watch norms.
See
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#hamiltonwatch
@dunemovie
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Me: What you eaten
Dog: My own
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for years the writers for Black Mirror write a script, see something on Twitter and yell “FUCK” then rip it up
This is a real ATM at Art Basel that puts your bank account balance & photo on a leaderboard for all to see 👀
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Lethal Company is the funniest and scariest game out right now
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Wasn’t going to post this because I don’t really like using my mom for likes, but it would be really really dumb of me not to share this with you all
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It’s been six years since I didn’t pick this up from the side of the road.
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