Matt Post
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this is making me so angry.
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“It would change my life” this amount of money would alter your bloodline and any other bloodline your connected to for the rest of time lol.
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That would be 800 million dollars.
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I'll still shout SMORMUUUU in my empty apartment
if you see this tweet, quote it with your favorite Smiling Friends scene.
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*stops pouring milk directly onto them* what was that.
A selection of old Assyrian documents in the Yale Babylonian Collection
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“how hot is it in nyc”.I’m dressing like someone who dies in Jurassic Park ok
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Was about to play Mario Party but then I remembered that I don't like being really really really mad.
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“what is the kid from stranger things doing in Atlanta” that is a 22 year old MAN.
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