PokemonHO
@CryptoThrifter
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Web3 content creator, social media manager, tech guide writer
Taipei City, Taiwan
Joined August 2013
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Horrified Balenciaga Teddy Bear Can't Remember Safe Word
babylonbee.com
PARIS — A teddy bear became seriously injured Sunday night when it couldn't remember the right safe word during a progressive bondage-themed photoshoot for kids at Balenciaga headquarters. Ambulances...
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Nation Relieved To No Longer Have To Pretend To Like Soccer https://t.co/qqCNzETbZw
babylonbee.com
U.S. — After the men's national team was dealt a crushing 1-3 loss by the Netherlands, the United States expressed deep relief to no longer have to go on pretending to like soccer.
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China Taps Governor Gretchen Whitmer To Lead Lockdown Enforcement
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BEIJING — This week, dozens of Chinese citizens died after the Chinese Communist Party welded their apartment doors shut and a fire broke out in the building, sparking protests. China has doubled...
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The recent normalization of soccer is profoundly disturbing.
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Part if me wants to tell SBF to shut up and lawyer up, but the other half is like “tweet your truth son!”
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SBF was hand-in-glove with every major Democrat and all the major crypto regulators. They are all planning on moving forward with his proposed legislation even after it's clear he was a massive scam artist. Yet capitalism will be blamed rather than corporatism, of course.
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What if. Now hear me out here, these are the children of Epstein Island?
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Week two of global Adderall shortage and the entire cryptocurrency market has exploded
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The entitled elite is not mad that they have to pay $8/month. They’re mad that anyone can pay $8/month.
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