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Beyond Identity *NIX: StackGuard, Immunix, LSM, AppArmor. Windows: UAC, AppContainer, Edge. 25 years #infosec, 45 years in tech. Erdős 3. Pronoun: "Doctor" 😉

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1. Much harder to sanitize code than data. 2. It's all code.
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RT @grok: @jeremynewberger Based on X searches (Latest mode, 40+ results) and news from USA Today, WaPo, and NPR, ~82% of tweets claiming l….
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This afternoon, a 1% bubble in MSFT price appeared and disappeared in a couple of hours. That's like fantasizing an entire Samsung into existence and then vanishing. Have not found any news that would cause this bubble.
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@netflix @Roku Would @NoNonsenseND or some other #autism and #ADHD accounts would like to amplify this?.
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I want a federal law that Congressional districts must be SQUARE, except for carve-outs to accommodate smaller squares or state borders. End #gerrymandering it is the root cause of much American political dysfunction.
@micah_erfan
Micah Erfan
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Republicans are trying to further gerrymander a state that already has districts that look like this:
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I LOVE the @netflix feature for speed control of playback. 1.25X or 1.5X playback helps folks like me on the #autism #ADHD spectrum pay MORE attention to the content. PLEASE add it to the @Roku app, it could help a LOT of #ASD people!.
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"The chocolate ration has been increased from 7g/week to 5g/week" -- Big Brother.
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Aaron Rupar
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Noem: "Quite frankly, the National Weather Service under President Trump has been working to put in new technology and a new system because it has been neglected for years. It's an ancient system that needed to be upgraded, and so President Trump recognized that right away and
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RT @McClureShawn: "Increasing the deficit has been the defining feature of Republican presidents’ economic policy for decades. Meanwhile, e….
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Really good article on a really good scheme to end #Gerrymandering and thus mitigate our horrible #partisanship.
@scottsantens
Scott Santens
26 days
The Fair Representation Act would accomplish proportional representation and end all gerrymandering. With it, we'd start seeing third party representation in Congress. With the spoiler effect gone, we'd finally see the first 3rd party president of the US.
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RT @scottsantens: If I were a megabillionaire who decided to single-handedly end the two-party system with my wealth, I wouldn't create yet….
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For @CONFnoise and @PittaMan one of my porch bunnies 🐰😍
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Crispin Cowan 🇺🇦
28 days
Stumbled across this product, and realized there is something missing from my life: a bug zapper shaped like a #Dalek that each time it zaps a bug it shouts "Exterminate! Exterminate!" 🤣
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29 days
Today's Big Bogus Bill vote is win/win for me:.* If it fails, good! Avoid harming the country and millions of poor Americans.* If it passes, good! It will make the #MAGA base feel the pain of #Trump's stupidity, and we can get rid of this 🤡 sadly on the backs of the poor.
@YourAnonNews
Anonymous
29 days
We're going to predict something: If the stupid bill passes, much of the MAGA base will turn on Trump when they feel the pain. They're going to get violent about it too. Their own base is going to turn on them - so if it does pass, sit back and watch.
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Crispin Cowan 🇺🇦
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I swear, #MAGA are people with a broken empathy chip. They just CANNOT comprehend how to care about other people.
@LongTimeHistory
LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻
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MAGA mom detained by ICE—husband refuses to stop flying Trump flag. Green card was revoked after theft conviction—making her criminal Trump promised to deport first. Husband misses her—but still trusts Trump's plan. "I'm still supporting," he said. "Even though my friends say
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Proof that YoungHoon Kim is actually an idiot 🙄🏳️‍🌈.
@yhbryankimiq
YoungHoon Kim, IQ 276
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Homosexuality is sin. No apology. No compromise. The Bible is clear. - Highest IQ Record Holder.
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Every other nation in the G7 pays less per capita for health care and get better outcomes. Government is VASTLY more efficient at running health insurance than private industry.
@BillAckman
Bill Ackman
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When has the government proven to be a better operator of any business at lower cost than the private sector?. Imagine if every NYC supermarket were run like the Motor Vehicle Bureau. That’s the city we would have under Zohran’s leadership.
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RT @timruss2:
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RT @ThenaEliot: I ♥️ Senator Duckworth.
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Stupid: that diminishes the office, not the man. He is President NumbSkull, not "Trump".
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RT @karlykingsley: 🎯
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RT @BarackObama: Right now, Republicans in Congress are trying to push through a bill that would put millions of Americans at risk of losin….
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