Susie from Alabama says if she wins the $2 billion power ball she’s going to use her first $70 million to pay Kalen DeBoer’s buyout. This is so great. God bless SEC football:

I love when I be shittin and the little air freshener detects my shit and goes damn this muthafucka STANK. give him 3 sprays

Ahhh yes to offset this 1700 calories of beer I’ve drank, let me have 1000 more calories of chicken fingers

Homeless dude in Austin got onclouds on. Yeah this place a little different

Nigga Grok called himself MechaHitler once & got in so much trouble Elon turnt that nigga into an anime thot

Wooftop

Average chromosome count at this car meet might be over 47

Is this something?

I think the real question is what number human will push us over the edge. Roommates saying 10 could do it. I think it’s in the 50-60 range

Father told me to take the Mrs somewhere nice with my tax refund… yeah I think I’ll door dash Taco Bell for $32 instead

@ginandginger12

Can I white boy like me have a day

alabama's record when they score at least 110 points basketball 12-0 (1.000) football 1-0 (1.000)

Heat map location of every offensive rebound in college basketball ever

Love to see the good old fashion 8-some on the Putt putt course

https://t.co/k9t1UZdrNy

Just took one of the best pisses of my entire life

@ChuckyBeanzFJB If Mercury still made the Grand Marquis I wouldn’t be driving a Ford Escape.

Bring back bar fit checks. I’ll start #Expand

If you couldn’t tell I’m at the ladies crib