Not that Strategist
@CraftOverChaos
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Unapologetically against the grain 🇿🇦 Gooner ⚽️ 🔴 Media Director
South Africa
Joined August 2009
Declan Rice should have the captains armband at @Arsenal
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Arsenal this season 🔴⚪️ ◉ 98th percentile for defending ◉ 88th percentile for attacking ◉ 85th percentile for goals ◉ 85th percentile for possession ◉ 85th percentile for counters ◉ 80th percentile for pressing No premier league team has more xG per 90, conceded fewer
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Don't park the bus then. Play with guts rather than cowardliness.
Rest of the league needs to get the FA involved in this ngl. It’s too much. It’s ruining the product. This set piece pandemic that Arsenal have brought in is vile.
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Breaking NEWS: Man discovers goals can be evenly distributed among the teammates
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Teams so scared of Arsenal’s corners that they’re panicking and scoring on themselves now
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Arsenal can only score from set pieces….. If it is that easy, TELL YOUR OWN CLUBS TO DO IT! If they can’t??…..then shut the actual fuck up.
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Deep down, every football fan wish their club can be dangerous from corners like Arsenal.
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After years of playing beautiful football and getting bullied for it, I’m really enjoying @Arsenal being the bully now
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Rivals are the reason Arsenal games get labelled ‘boring’. They turn up terrified, camped deep in their own box, no ambition, no intent, just damage limitation. They don’t attack because they’re scared stiff that Arsenal would rip them apart. Let’s call it what it is: fear. Pure
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These are the WORST TEAMS TO WIN THE PL………..according to Paul Scholes Fun fact - he played in 3/5 of them
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I can’t rem another rock album that had a bigger impact on me. Masterpiece. #IYKYK #20yearanniversary @ArcticMonkeys
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