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Nobody will be happier than CAF. This is perfect for them
Most box office country v the host country
After such a brilliant tournament from start to finish
It'll probably be the most watched AFCON final ever
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Loool, Serena is one of the most disrespected GOATs of all time. What kind of a tweet is this? Sigh
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@TheNBACentral
@awfulannouncing
I agree. NBA coverage is laden with just narrative based waffle and pushing of agendas, with very little actual analysis
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@NigeriainfoFM
Genuinely believe this man would have a better chance at re-election if he didn’t campaign at all
Every time he talks, he just finds a new wrong thing to say, and makes it worse
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@ChrisWheatley
Let me get this straight
Our top scorer from last season has been out basically all season (ESR)
Our marquee striker has missed 3 months
Our backup striker is injured
Zinch missed 7 of the first 14 matches
Partey, Elneny, Leo, Reiss all had spells out
But appaz “full squad”
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This is supposed to be that moment I call daddy with the humble brag and say “ah you know that 💰💰💰transaction I travelled abroad for negotiations for? You‘ve heard of Shoprite abi? We just closed it”
I’ll gist him in heaven
Banwo & Ighodalo is delighted to have advised Ketron Investment Limited, (a Nigerian company owned by a group of reputable Nigerian investors led by Persianas Investment Limited) in connection with the 100% acquisition of Retail Supermarkets Nigeria Limited...
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Osinbajo and Obama are similar in so many ways.
Packaging, spri spri, red herrings, singing/rapping viral songs, aspire to magwaya etc all to distract you from their actual performance on real issues
And bewildering enough, it seems to always work on the majority of people
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Always understand the root of your decisions before taking any major action
“What do I actually want?”
“Why do I want this?”
“Are those reasons good?”
“Is this the only/best way to achieve it?”
You’ll save so much energy, make far fewer mistakes
Speed is not important, flow is
People age 26+.. what is some advice you would give someone age 20-25?
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For current Nigerian Law School students who are graduates of the Faculty of Law, UNILAG and graduated with a Second Class Lower (2:2) or below;
All you have do is graduate from NLS with a First Class
The total pool is $500
In memoriam
O.O Olowokure Esq. (1963-2019) 🕊️
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My favs:
1. Eminem
2. Kendrick
3. Royce Da 5’9
4.
@MI_Abaga
5. Jay Z
6. Pusha T
7. Ab Soul
8. Falz
9. Drake
10. Crooked I
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@TheSabiRadio
What’s the job description of a member of the House of Assembly again?
We’ve been so dysfunctional for such a long time, I’m beginning to think even they themselves have forgotten
You are a LAWMAKER. Outchea talmbout electric meters (which is even cap btw), smh
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@pyjama_ceo
Back when Mountain Dew cost N30
My aero contractors flights from home to school (Kaduna - Lagos) were 9k
My lunch money in sec. school was 1k a week
In Uni, on a 30k, allowance I would stock up with only “premium” brand provisions, save to buy original jerseys, “go out” etc
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Yo
@100_CROWNS
@thisisAQ
@MI_Abaga
@MonsterEnergy
@BlaqBonez
@loosekaynon
run me my cheque....
#MonsterVerse
#MonsterEnergy
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We are happy to announce the maiden edition of the: Olumuyiwa Olatokunbo Olowokure Esq. Essay Competition (for young lawyers)
🕺🏼🕺🏼
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Funny when people "try" to down play
@MI_Abaga
as a Hip Hop Legend in Africa or Nigeria. He's legit the only one that can boast of having "classic" songs and albums in that genre in this country
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Any future contestant, first question is “where were you and what did you in 2020?”. Anything remotely unsatisfactory, you get in the bin please 🗑
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UPDATE:
Their ball spoilt. They saw I had an old ball in my car, and all of them came to my apartment to ask me for it
We had peace talks, and now we have settled
Kids love Tobolos 😌
Thought I was already adulting pro max, but today I unlocked another stage
I seized my neighbor’s children’s ball ⚽️
They prolly hate me now ☺️
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People that sit on the fence need to realise that the fence will eventually collapse. Heaven help you if you fall in the same direction with the rubble
#SARSMUSTEND
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I ain’t running your race bro
If you compare yourself to me, you getting ratioed
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@AFTVMedia
That’s fair. He’s one of the most professional players we’ve had in the last 15 years.
I just hope Balogun and Nketiah are not our intended replacements. They ain’t levels enough
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Thought I was already adulting pro max, but today I unlocked another stage
I seized my neighbor’s children’s ball ⚽️
They prolly hate me now ☺️
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I have a pot to be shared amongst a special group of people.
Unilag law alumni ✅
Graduated with 2:2 or less ✅
Current NLS set ✅.
Go for it 🔴📜
I also encourage my fellow colleagues and seniors at the bar please to please come and add to this pot 🙏
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@ImohUmoren
They forgot to add the most obvious fact of all, which is that she was injected with adamantium at a tender age
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@Hustler_Futbol
What's more infuriating is you said "better footballer". Apart from Heading, Drogba can't hold a candle to Henry in ANYTHING. All time top Scorer for France and Arsenal. 4 EPL Golden Boots. World Player of the Year- Silver (Twice). WORLD CUP, EUROS, CONFED
DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
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@purefoyAMEBO
I’ve never exactly had a “Black Panther or militant mindset”, but it absolute irks me when western caucasians make such jokes about us. I just can’t deal
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My dad was my hero, best friend, my elder brother, my mentor and my guardian all in one. These aren’t clichés, not embellishing anything, in fact I’m probably not doing our relationship enough justice
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@LittleSimz
Now I don’t want to be the one to doctor this, but If you can’t feel pain, then you can’t feel the opposite
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@serotxa
@tunjiadelekeh
Absolutely nothing wrong with being a security guard. If your job wasn’t important, it wouldn’t exist.
Congratulations
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Legend
10 years ago, Jamie Vardy was 24 and playing in the 5th division of English football. Since then:
Reached World Cup semifinal 🌎
Won the Premier League 🏆
Broke PL scoring record 📖
Won PL Golden Boot ⚽️
Played in the UCL ⭐️
Won the FA Cup 🏆
It's never too late.
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You are not entitled to a penny of another human’s money. Especially as an adult
Your siblings, daddy, mommy, uncle, aunty all included
Which is why if they send you a penny sef, you should be bursting with appreciation
They could be as rich as Rockerfeller, doesn’t matter
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I would do anything to have a Falz skit narrating everything that happened today
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Honestly it’ll take a while before it clicks. Me?????? Ah God, I don’t deserve you
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Also shows how financially illiterate Nigerians are, if you think that £3m (before UK tax) per year is enough to take of your
“Entire extended family”
“Wife’s extended family”
“Comfortably”
“Without breaking a sweat”
You ain’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier mate
All I will say is that, there is no Premier League footballer than cannot comfortably look after his entire extended family and wife's extended family without breaking a sweat.
Yes, they are that rich. Like Zlatan said, you'll never finish the money in a life time.
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By the way, we just realized that UNILAG didn’t actually get 20 First Class from this NLS set
It was 22 🔥
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So bloody proud to be a Nigerian youth ✊🏾.
Apply pressure !
#ENDSARSOPPRESSION
#SarsMustGoNow
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
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As far as Nigerian elections go, I’m not voting for anyone born before 1980
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My New EP - 🥀 A ROSE AROSE 🌹
Drops this year 2024 🤫
First single “I Love You” out on April 4th 2024 💕
See you soon ❤️
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My first ever EP is dropping THIS year. Playtime is over
The Slow Burn 2021
🔥🔥🔥
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@Mochievous
“2/3 of states and FCT”
is different from
“2/3 of states, and FCT”
Literal interpretation of the former = 25% in any 25 “states” (including FCT) (approximately)
Literal interpretation of the latter = 25% in 24 states, and 25% in the FCT
The former is what’s in the CFRN
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@NoContextEPL
Can’t explain how much I don’t enjoy watching this guy. The antics are unbearable
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@backagain
Fans like this are why I thank God that Arteta is an actual professional that knows what he’s doing.
Some of you think you’re playing Football Manager. Nonsense take
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Lool just noticed that for some reason, it’s not the full vid that posted. Here’s the ending for good measure
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My NLS Peepu:
Congratulations on the completion of this remarkably long and arduous journey. You’re at the finish line, just cross it strongly!
I swear, not only are the Bar Finals not anything out of the ordinary, but you have all it takes. Don’t believe the hype, just do it
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@Genius
@CrookedIntriago
So many. But this is one of the earliest/simplest that flew over my head the first couple of times when I heard it in high school 👇
Let's talk about the cars y'all got
You say you got a lotta whips, well I got a lot (Wale - Chillin)
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“You can’t really repay your parents in life with material things. Sure those ‘ll help, but your debt is really/fully paid by standing up in life and being something they can be proud of”
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Just landed and I’m stuck under the sun at the airport, because there’s a huge squad here blocking the road, blasting Fela pon the protest ting.
God bless you guys 😭😭
APPLY PRESSURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#ENDSARS
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Good morning Nigerian Women 😍 🙌🏾 PH People 💪🏾 Physical/Dispatch/Logistics/Legal/Medical/Financial Protesters 🙇🙇🙇 Online Hashtag Geng ✊🏾
Everyone else go and get your good morning from he who has been a bad boy
#EndSWAT
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@SirLeoBDasilva
@Kahchee_
Fair point, but it depends on the circumstances though; if your current job is greatly affecting your emotional and psychological welfare in an adverse manner, then it may be best to leave nonetheless
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Very simple, and none of these things require us to "move out of the way" for them to do anything
I might have missed it, but is there any sort of consensus on what point we would reach that would make us take a step back and allow the govt a period to implement one or two of their proposed plans?
#EndSARS
#ENDSARSOPPRESSION
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@ESPNUK
Carrick 100%
People don’t realize how special that man was. The thought of watching Carrick play in today’s game? 🤤🤤
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@MI_Abaga
@loosekaynon
@thisisAQ
I wish everyone wrote rhymes, even if just as a hobby, just so they can truly understand how difficult it is to do some of the things that this man does. Immense
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Arsenal are giving me goosebumps
Iwobi slowly morphing into Ronaldinho
Torreira was bitten and infected by Cazorla and Kante
#COYG
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This is such a weird pseudo-paranoid perspective to have
Lots of people need to get over themselves and go touch grass
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@DverseMentality
Why’s everyone so convinced that line was directed at Game? So many people have said the exact same thing. I think he was more of rebutting all of em at once
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Growing up, during morning devotion, we stand in a circle and everyone takes turns leading a song for praise/worship. As kids we only really had like 3/4 songs at best to go to off the top off the head, which was a problem cuz there were 4 kids + my mum and grandparents (my dad..
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The night before call to bar, I realized I forgot my suit in Kaduna, had to borrow everything I wore for the ceremony.
Today I forgot my khaki and stuff on the other side of town. Had to quickly find who to borrow from for the POP
Let’s see what happens on my wedding day 😶
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Daddy in his element
Champions league here we come. Good on yer Poch you always new 'Arry was one of our own.
http://t.co/wxkWnUzwfd
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The Place needs to understand that them opening a restaurant this close to my house is a display of wanton disregard for my finances and personal wealth management.
I may have to take legal steps.
Right after that plate of chicken pasta
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Oluwatobi Temitope Olowokure LL.B (Hons) Second Class Upper Division
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All this reminds me of the night I got my PS2. My dad and I played TIF (the demo) (France v England) nonstop, till 5/6am (no bathroom breaks).
Only stopped because mum came out for Fajr and saw us where she left us the day before, and was like “whattttttttt?!?”
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You really need to understand ASAP that there’s no space for “in my opinion” if it’s the Word of God
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@SquawkaNews
We are watching different sports if you think Mbappe has been better than Messi in this tournament o
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It’s so fitting that yesterday was Adriano’s birthday
Hoping he’s in a better headspace ❤️
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Until they live elsewhere for just a bit, I don’t think most Lagosians realize just how ridiculous this place is
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@WilliamsFatayo
Simple research will show you Nigeria doesn’t have many holidays compared to “progressive” countries or most countries for that matter
We have 12 days, sheesh
Also, talking like the entire economy comes to a halt because it’s a weekend/public holiday? Do me a favour mate
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Nigerian millennials and Gen Zers are without a shadow of a doubt the absolute best thing to ever happen to this country (geographical expression)
#EndSWAT
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
#WePin
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I hope Mugabe’s death reminds some of you to let go of the fallacy that wicked people will “definitely” suffer in this life. Man chopped his life till 95. The definition of a baby boy for life
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@Mrpossidez
Fantastic thread Destiny. Many things I’d been thinking about this past week, all encapsulated here.
Sometimes your friends may not be there for you, cuz they simply don’t have the facilities (Ill-prepared, ill-informed, ill-equipped or simply not destined to meet that moment)
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It’s enroute!!! My heart and mind were speaking on this one 🔊
Also had:
@Ken_Chuk
@fikayo__
@Bobo_Gboye
@Its_semolos
Coming through to do their thing 🔥
#DogWhistle
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I was in traffic today, and on 3 different occasions, someone kept shout “Madam move!” I was wondering why, till I realised it was my hair causing the confusion
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Actually bonkers when you think of it. The legally guaranteed salary a Senator gets is enough to render him/her RICH. How y’all still go on to steal billions after that, is perplexing.
And on top of all that, you now don’t even do the actual work you were sent to do? Scandalous
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I swear I never have, and I absolutely will never rate Nigerian Media Houses/Journalism, pure bottom barrel trash. Gutter level ting. You lot are as pointless as Rapunzel with cornrows. More useless than a hoodie in desert.
In the bin, all of you 🗑
#EndSARS
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