The Count of Sesame St. - - His Royal Numerousness
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Im Ze Count. So zhat is vhat you call me. You knov, dat or, uh, His Royal Numerousness, or uh, Counter or El Counterino if fia not into ze vhole brlevity ting.
Fucking, Austria
Joined February 2018
Ze Count is still tickzled at being qvoted in ze Nev York Times. Vhat a countrly! Many tanks, @overbye @Yakov_Smirnoff
The information booth at the end of the universe.
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“Prlay I do not alzter ze Chrlistmas portrlait again”
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THIS IS WHAT DISCRIMINATION LOOKS LIKE. Based on our medical conditions & the RX medications we require to manage them, we are denied care. Can you imagine any doctor's office or hospital with signs "We don't prescribe Insulin"? There'd be rioting in the streets. But us? Die...
What does opioid prohibition/opioid propaganda look like? Like this Thank you for supporting our efforts. We rely solely on donations and our Patreon subscription page. https://t.co/z3o38RHddh
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Brleakingzy Nevs! St Zouis Arch trladed to Boston fur stirrzing rendition uf Sveet Carozine! “Oh oh oh!” -Cardinals fans “So good! So good!” -Sox fans Zooks zike it might be ze Gatevay to ze Cambrlidge nov. @Cardinals @RedSox @RickyH49
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Meanvhizle, ze DD/MM Peapzles Frlont (aka ze Peopzles Frlont uf DD/MM) nations (ze vuns niet highzlighted) similzarzly madenzy vizth ze nev Bank Holziday: Sixzth uf Seven (Juzly 6)
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Brleakingzy Nevs! Ze 6zth und 7zth vaves uf ze 6 7 Tuu Movement havenzy hit vizth ze MM/DD bzloc nations agrleezing tu honor 6 7 Adventurzists vizth ovn nationazl holziday: SixSeventh (June 7)
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Tink .. zhin. Yous niet tinking zhin enuff
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It zhat thyme uf zear vhen so many find so much tu be tankfuzl fur .. .. Und ozhers vunder if tings might’ve gone differzentzly if George Bailzey hadn’t tozld his dad he despised ze job his dad pzlanned tu pass tu him, und didn’t callz Potter un scurvy zittzle spider.
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Ze Count is onzy RUMOURED tu have used Vampuppet povers tu fuchinzy vizth yous heads.
Ok how the heck does this work? The dots will follow your breathing & switch directions when breathing in vs breathing out….
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hugezly underapprleciated sketch artist here.
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Indefensibzle
The Tylenol-only hospice doctor “I had to smuggle pain tablets to my brother. Helped him to pass away a little more peacefully.” Just wait until this happens to you or your loved one And it’s all because of @supportprop
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Mein kinda kitty
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Un cat after mein ovn hearzt.
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lol
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Space tornado! Fizlm at ezeven!
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Oh hov Ze Count zoves visual reprlesentations uf statistics! Zemember, fozlks. Ice Crleam is zike ze Spice in Dune. Vhere zhere is Ice Crleam, zhere ALVAYS are sharks. “As fur ze zezationship betveen ze tvo … vho knows?”
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SMH. Ze dude zhat shouzldve von scorzed frlomenzy SECOND on sac fzly caughzt by ze daydrleaming Pzlatinum Recipient.
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A tip uf ze cape, @kevinburkhardt .. tank yous vedy much
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Imagine. Bitter enemies at var just generzations ago und nov ze hero of bozth nations. Yamomoto-san vizth a postseason fur ze ages. @Dodgers @BlueJays @smoltz_john @kevinburkhardt @MLBONFOX @MLB
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Tvo qvestions, vun ansver: @dodgers pitcher und Dudzley Do-Right’s love interest? .. Snell @BlueJays @smoltz_john @MLBONFOX @MLB
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