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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
i knew i shouldn't have smoked that shit behind O'Reilly's auto parts...
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3 months
looks like we're pushing deeper into terminid territory, nice! hows the automaton sector lookin-
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Corn's Emporuim
2 years
DO NOT GO QUIETLY!
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@CornPatrol
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1 year
first time playing Max Payne 3 good game
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@CornPatrol
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2 years
Squad has a free weekend: free weekend users the moment they get on the TOW:
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@CornPatrol
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1 year
the propane guidance system
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
ngl i had that coming
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@CornPatrol
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4 years
listen... i know its fortnite... but this is my dad ladies and gentlemen. this is the only game him and I can play with crossover with his hillbilly internet.
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@CornPatrol
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2 years
FROM DOWNTOWN!
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
archers in video games give off the biggest fatherless behavior vibe ever and I will laugh at them any chance I can
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
4 years
sometimes you need a break from tactical shooters....
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
managed to have a good old fashioned saloon shootout in MWII
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 months
nothing like an all-nighter with the boys fuck you @jifferey
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Corn's Emporuim
3 months
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
plank
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
Its just a silly RTS game, no need to go hard on the soundtrack. Frank Klepacki:
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 months
me when @jifferey has selected hearing
@StephenSeanFord
Stephen Ford
3 months
when you get friendly fired in Helldivers
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
that time I got banned from my friend's discord for playing kingassripper while he was streaming @Ziggylata
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
4 months
can a wizard catch a mf break? punk ass paladin @jifferey you just hatin on a wizard cuz we have bigger orbs than you so next time your on ur knees to pray you can ponder deez bitch!
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
having a civilized discussion about streaming platforms... and then @jifferey
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
5 months
The time @El_Swanie and i roleplayed as a tank crew in @jifferey 's stream chat
@El_Swanie
Swanie
2 years
Tank crew infested chat
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
literally me with my new job position explaining to the next shift what happened
@BigRoboLad
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2 years
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
why do I keep a greatsword around for home defense? I keep that mf tucked ong
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
corn bodycam 8:44 pm 12/5/2021 featuring @jifferey
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
FUCK IT! WE BALL!
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
its called soccer
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
@jifferey didn't like the alligator puppet I found...
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
10 months
I had to repost this shit @jifferey I've never had a game break me like this
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Corn's Emporuim
3 years
this shit should be against the law!!!!
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
I never forgor.. i've always remberd
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
corn upload me:
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 months
I say let the Xbox players in on Helldivers you drop these psychopaths into the maw of hell with anything composed by Marti O'Donnell and Michael Salvatori and they will kill any inhuman son of a bitch that gets in the way.
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
i was not having a schizo meltdown @jifferey
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
"waaaa DX12 broke some textures waaaaa" 😭😭😭😢 BITCH LOOK WHERE WE CAME FROM AND STOP YOUR SQUEALING! THIS IS SQUAD BITCH WE GET BAD FRAMES IN THIS MF WE GET GOOFY BUGS IN THIS MF YOU BETTER TAKE YOUR SENSITIVE ASS BACK TO BATTLEFIELD
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
DUDE I CANT TAKE THIS MF ANYWHERE! @jifferey FUCK YOU!
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
cursed version of @jifferey
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Corn's Emporuim
2 years
if squad came out in 2007
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Corn's Emporuim
9 months
does he know?
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Corn's Emporuim
4 years
when you and your buddy are the only ones on the point @PostScriptumGam its amazing how much this scene plays into an actual match sometimes XD
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
scrapped Renegade X intro/video i was gonna make
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 months
@El_Swanie THEY HIT THE FUCKING SUPER PENTAGON!!!
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
@StinkyBlueRat @jifferey when @jifferey asks me to play knockout city
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
@LOVECRAFTLPRD in fact, in order for this game not to crash you have to use older drivers
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
5 months
@jifferey @ShitpostRock classic J just not listening to me
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
Helping my mother move some things and I found a few relics of my childhood.
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Corn's Emporuim
2 years
@jifferey *cult follower starts to question J's ethics* JFJ:
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
4 months
"we've made it to the point undetected, don't make it obvious" me:
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
@jifferey better dead than red
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
Playing Stalker for the first time and then this shit happens....
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
if you want to enjoy halo 4.... you gotta mix it up a bit, ya know?... make it a radical experience duuuuude. @Starcatplays @Squiderss
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
5 months
This video kinda got me stovepiped up
@Corsair_Cowboy
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
was watching clips of the OG animated clone wars when I stumbled across this gem of a scene.
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Corn's Emporuim
2 years
@The_Real_Swanie and I having some car problems...
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
6 months
thought this was @Br0leg at first
@PatrickJBlum
Patrick Blumenthal
6 months
it’s 2023, you need to be gooning you need to be henchman-maxxing, you need to be saying ‘you got it boss’ regardless of the context
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
the last cease-fire
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
New chivalry video teaser 😘
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
8 months
ICO got me movin different
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
4 months
new ai kinda quirky
@Crunchy_Nutr
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4 months
Flabbergasted
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
fuck...
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Corn's Emporuim
2 years
first time playing project reality in like 3 years...
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 months
fuck man....
@NostalgiaFolder
Nostalgia
2 months
POV: you're a kid that grew up in the 90s/2000s
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
actually scared us
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
7 months
play the half sword demo
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
GURP
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
IM FUCKING CRYING MY EYES OUT FUCK MAN
@nickjr
Nick Jr.
3 years
So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
4 months
when your buddies invite a new guy to the group chat and you have to make sure he matches brain waves (he passed)
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
since I chose such i goofy name for my online alias, I understand 100% why @JoinSquad chose not to use it for the abrams barrel, so they personally came to me to ask if I wanted a custom name for a tank. BEEF SUPREME was born that day
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
The new map Anvil is pretty cool
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Corn's Emporuim
3 years
101st airborne bout to catch this dub 💯
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
6 months
I was 6 years old when this movie came out and this scene still fuckin shmacks! I can still hear my sisters yelling at me as I spam rewind on the VHS
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Corn's Emporuim
1 year
I remember when junker decided he was going to be the best Tarkov streamer/content creator, and then proceeded to learn some of the most complicated applications to make his content in a matter of time that I can only describe as supernatural. you deserve a break, king.
@JunckerDK
Juncker
1 year
Hello. I would like to state publicly that after the restrictions of “The Tarkov Wipe 5” and the current state of the game, I do not plan on making “The Tarkov Wipe 6” I am very grateful that you all enjoyed my videos and I plan on returning. Thank you for understanding ❤️
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
DONT EVER LET @Squiderss AND I BEHIND THE STICKS!
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Corn's Emporuim
3 years
been having some family issues going on and my pc should be fixed tomorrow, so I'll be able to get back to work on videos but until I get one out, here's a scrapped intro for a valheim video
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Corn's Emporuim
3 years
yo battlefield just slid into my dm's?!?!?! what does it mean tho? anyone else get this?!?!!
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
only in planet coaster can my good and bad personality work at maximum efficiency while also maintaining a deep-rooted commitment to customer satisfaction.
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Corn's Emporuim
2 years
oh you already know were making big moves on ready or not ;)
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Corn's Emporuim
3 years
OH MY GOD CORN PLAY HELL LET LOOSE ITS REALLY REALLY FUN AND BETTER THAT POST SCTRIP....
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
11 months
@jifferey it took 110 super computers and 30$ to render this fucking thing!
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Corn's Emporuim
2 years
@jifferey me showing up randomly in J's dreams like...
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Corn's Emporuim
4 years
brave warriors in Al basrah protecting their homeland from foreign devils
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
1 year
damn its good to be back
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
10 months
@OperatorDrewski me whenever my buddy is on the phone with his mom
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Corn's Emporuim
9 months
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Corn's Emporuim
3 years
finally bought a vr... and new videos on the way!
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
@mifiles_ dude, the artwork @jifferey commissioned from you to give to me was literally the best piece of art I've ever received, I cant stop gawking at it and showing it off to friends. your shit is s tier, king
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 months
@El_Swanie BE ADVISE WE GOT BOTS IN THE WIRE!!!
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Corn's Emporuim
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
3 years
pulling up on your shorty while I sip WD-40
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Corn's Emporuim
3 years
i've been missing this game
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@CornPatrol
Corn's Emporuim
2 years
while we wait, we hydrate.
@Indochina_War
Indochina Wars
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