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Make sure to wishlist and try the prologue for Chambers by
@mrpinkdev
and myself.
Use the discussions for bugs and feedback. we want Chambers to be the best cowboy shooter you can play.
(correct link this time)
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if any
@CDPROJEKTRED
devs can hear me.
co-op.
Just co-op.
We don't need a 64p deathmatch bullshit.
co-op. that is all. 2-4. no more.
CD Projekt is considering adding multiplayer to the Cyberpunk 2077 sequel.
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I had no idea there was a gif that explains all my issues with modern reload animations.
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In palworld, the 69th deck entry is Lovander, a tall lizard like pal with a carnal desire to mate. They eventually moved on from pals and to humans.
I'm not making this up
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"is it true?"
It depends.
Do you want good shooting?
Fallout 4.
Good combat and modernized gameplay?
Fallout 4.
Do you want a good RPG?
New Vegas.
Do you want a great story?
New Vegas.
Do you want to play a good Fallout game?
New Vegas.
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People unironically underestimate the human spirit. It's what Hollywood refuses to tell anymore and why most forms of media prefer to have you wallow in your filth and failure.
You are a part of the most badass, most powerful, persistent, strong, and willful creatures ever to…
The sheer determination that runs through your body when your Helldiver shouts a voice line should be studied
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Unironically, ver batum, literally, exactly what happened.
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-completely understandable statement
-reddit hates it
Sounds about right.
i love these developers so fucking much dude, fuck the haters, this owns
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The absolute worst part about having a pink lizard rapist in my camp, is she is actually one of my best workers and I need more of her.
In palworld, the 69th deck entry is Lovander, a tall lizard like pal with a carnal desire to mate. They eventually moved on from pals and to humans.
I'm not making this up
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I grew up in one of the most abusive households with one of the most abusive siblings imaginable.
She would constantly insult me, distance herself from me, hit me, and borderline torture me.
She used nail clippers to cut all 10 of my fingernails down to nubs exposing the…
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You can always just...
Yknow..
Play the game and get all of that for free.
dragon's dogma? more like drags on my wallet jesus fucking christ capcom
(refunded at 118 minutes god this sucks)
paying for fast travel? paying for character editing? paying for revive stones?
BRO IT'S A 100 DOLLAR GAME WHAT THE FUCK
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My good buddy
@FlorkOfCows
put a cowboy in his comic so you know I gotta.
Goth girl voiced by the talented
@chocovania
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Tomboys will always be the pinnacle of woman evolution.
1. Fun to talk to
2. Fun to hang out with
3. Feels like hanging out with the bros
4. Understanding and strong.
5. Not strong like a cunt, physically and emotionally strong.
6. Short hair master race.
Now don't get me…
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-Streaming world of horror
-Not very good with spooky stuff
-WOH is one of the few games that makes genuinely uncomfortable in my own home.
- turn around
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I love my mom, dad and my little brother. They are great, but we used to be extremely poor. So food was usually random. So I tried to be friends with my sister since she was experiencing the same life as me.
Biiiig mistake.
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Pay to win implies I pay money to gain an advantage over those who didn't pay.
You cannot advance the pass without medals you earn through gameplay and you can unlock the pass without paying at all.
If you think paying to unlock early is pay to win, you are incorrect.
IGN isnt wrong. I just looked into this tonight, and it's absolutely "pay to win" in the sense that you can pay real money to shortcut your way to new upgrades.
It's not that big a deal, tons of games have offered those shortcuts over the years. But that's "pay to win"
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When I used to goon professionally I think I saw Tracer run through more miles of dick than the las vegas strip.
It's best to ignore tweets like this.
reminder: it's NOT okay to shipp a CANON lesbian with a man !! 😊
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I don't care about the Christianity thing even as a Christian, I'd fuck the shit out of that Vtuber.
So, is nobody going to talk about how JaidenAnimations slandered Christianity?
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Just saying you don't need all this fucking shaking to get the point across. Payday 2 has great reloads without all that crap.
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Rise has superior combat to world in every way but world is more grounded and has better game feel.
The graphics mean nothing since MHGU is superior to both of them.
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Wait a minute..
That sub is 3500m down.
Military subs only go to 500m.
Oh nuts
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I'm letting everyone know. I am quite a nice guy in real life. I donate thousands of dollars to animal shelters whenever I can.
I don't litter. And I try my best to be as good a brother possible so he can always have someone to look up to where ever he is.
I'm saying this so…
There is currently a trend on TikTok where people walk into strangers’ houses
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sorry dude. I'm not banning the furries and the gay people from my discord.
Stay mad.
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with my recent return to Vermintide, I am really happy the characters are exactly as i remember them.
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I want
#saveTF2
to work.
I have 2800 hours in it and it's my first game on Steam I ever purchased.
But there is only 1 way it WILL work
Stop fucking buying shit for a while. stop trading, stop buying, stop all of it.
Valve will not care unless it hurts the only thing they want
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check it:
Opossums are great because they don't bite
they can't get rabies
they are completely passive
they eat bugs
they don't smell
they are very very friendly
they can be domesticated
1 downside
lifespan of only a couple years.
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Feel free to use this image when referring, but not limited to:
- corrupt figure heads
- pedophiles
- communists
- animal abusers
- and many more!
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I saw the whole thing and this episode is 10 minutes and it's made with pure love.
If the voices are AI who cares this was incredibly well made.
The creator of this short, Eag2n, does not appear to have a Twitter account, but this needs to be seen!
The full video just came out on YouTube!
It’s a Scooby Doo x FNaF in a classic stop motion style! Please check it out!
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I am okay with a romanced npc rejecting me because of their preference.
It adds depth and character.
Not every npc should be okay with my romantic advances.
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This is some good advi-
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It's a videogame. If you're doxxing, insulting, berating, someone over a VIDEOGAME, that they DIDN'T MAKE, and bought to PLAY AND ENJOY,
You are a piece of shit and your whole group is too.
Fuck you.
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Not advertising anything. Just watch this Animation I made and tell me if you liked it.
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- plays video games
- has a cat
- owns a house
- love of my life is a grown adult woman above the age of consent
- Texan
- donates to animal shelters
- sees the glory in mankind
- racist
I must have won the lottery I'm the worst youtuber ever.
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play. an. indie game. I beg you.
Some of the best gamers and streamers give their thoughts on the current state of gaming
Thoughts?
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-double action revolver
-fanning
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Me loading into an Evolve match with people who don't even remember how to play.
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It is with a heavy heart that Tyrion (age 4) passed by me today and meowed and it was adorable and I love him so much.
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I actually cannot fathom the verbalase situation.
-50k
- hurts his studio permanently
- hurts his reputation permanently
- literally no one thought it was even worth that kind of money
- self inserted shipping at its worse.
But that's okay if he uploads it and makes at least a…
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The man responsible for one of the most informative and entertaining monster hunter guides on the internet, incredible animation talent, in depth yet heartwarmingly charming dnd guides, and a genuinely appealing individual on and off stream according to many peeps who have met…
If this is what it takes to be a content creator online, I don't think I'm cut out for it
read:
TL;DR, I’m going to finish up my current ongoing projects, and then I’m going to be taking an indefinite break from making content
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Dad stood in my room arms crossed and said,
"I love you bud but you have to be making progress, are you making any progress in your life?"
I showed him my paypal with 2018-2019 youtuber revenue.
He quickly made spaghetti and we never had a problem since.
When I started my YouTube channel I moved back home to save money
One day my dad walked in while I was recording Fallout 4 footage for a video and said:
"So you're just gonna play games all day now!?"
I've been mad about it for 6 years
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"If you kill the bad guy, you'll be just like him"
No I won't, fuckass.
Don't assume my morals will evaporate in the essence of space the minute the evil of this world is eradicated.
I seek the betterment of all, and if killing someone fucking horrible who has wronged me or the…
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My official
@GamerSupps
flavor, JFJ brand snake oil, comes out friday. I'm over the moon excited for you all to try it.
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We make fun of Elmer Fudd for getting horny from a grilled cheese but it's extremely relatable to have a meal so good it fucks.
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58 TERABYTES?
TERABYTES????
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@ShitpostRock
@CDPROJEKTRED
if fallout 76 was just a new fallout game with 2-4p coop i bet it would've been a fucking blast.
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On a dating app:
Me: if you were a puddle what flavor would you be?
Girl: cinnamon and milk!!!
Me: aww I'm jealous my puddle flavor sucks.
Girl: what would you be?
Me: salmonella.
So we're going on a date saturday.
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I'm happy to welcome back Evolve into the spotlight with a revival. And marketing by
@GwizzlyWizzly
I launch day and loved all my time spent except against Wraith
I hate Wraith which is why she's going to show the best code (JFJ) to use with your next
@GamerSupps
order.
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I do not condone harassment of any kind.
I do not care about drama.
I talk shit and it's on me to defend myself.
I hate politics.
I hate pedophiles.
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Kenny:
Had a family and was lucky enough to be considered Lee's Right hand man, a bit selfish but when you have people to look out for you change your priorities.
Was right about the cannibal family. Was right about the boat. Was right about Ben. Was right about Larry.…
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But wait, she's not Trans. In the 4th dialog from the bottom she tells you she's gene spliced from her father's DNA, she's literally a failed clone of her dad.
I thought this dude was funny at first but now it's simply just not reading.
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If you ever feel lame, or not up to snuff like everyone else.
Just remember
People still play dead by daylight.
You're better.
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I had this kind of conversation with my niece when she was watching this while I was making lunch for us.
N: Hey uncle? what happens if they're good at 2 things? what does the cutie mark do then?
J: whats a cutie mark?
N: it's a mark that tells you what you're the best at!
J:…
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Official opinion of Payday 3:
2 things in Payday make it unique in the 4 player coop genre and thats the music and the craziness that the skills can enable the player to do.
So far, in my payday soundtrack loving opinion, I think rest for the wicked is the best song so far. The…
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Man I hate to vent but I can't play ANYTHING I want.
Culling - died 3 times
Awesomenauts - ended
SOS - died
Sub Rosa - died
Dirty Bomb - died
Depth - died
Back 4 Blood - died
F13 - died
Texas Chainsaw - about to die
Evolve - died
Deceive - life support
Darwin Project - died…
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I love that Telltale made one of the most well written characters in gaming, so well written that if someone just calls him a DEI choice you out yourself as an idiot.
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That's right you got me. I am Gex Gecko in the new remake. I hope you all enjoy the remake as I did voicing it.
It's tail time.
#GexIsBack
GEX returns through the science of the Carbon Engine in GEX Trilogy. We'll have more details to share in the future 🦎
#LRG3
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She's writing a book. She read it to me while I fell asleep on her lap.
I'm gonna marry this woman.
She told me what her dreams were, and she asked mine.
"I want to be half the man my father is. He taught me to be an honorable man with morals."
Her: you're already the best he could've asked for. And so much more.
I cried.
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Dude even buccees knows.
60 years ago today, beloved President John F. Kennedy was murdered by his own Central Intelligence Agency
#JFK60
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GF tried to hide this little list of soaps and stuff from me that her mom ended up sneaking to me.
It's a list of soaps that make her less allergic to her surroundings, she has a medical condition.
She wants me to use them to hug me
I told her I'd buy them no prob.
She cried.
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