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Trying to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle HMHB, indie kid, Tamworth, Villa. Ex Royal Signals. Still #Labour. Still annoying righties. And now a #MDANT
Costa del West Brom
Joined October 2021
"Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?. Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?. When your holding tea and toast, and there's no one else about. Do you switch the kitchen light off with your chin?". Half Man Half Biscuit. Andrew Tate can't.
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His name is Rio and he dances on the sand.
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Allotment owners of Britain, take up your hoes and march on Parliament!.
@Heccles94 Everyone with an allotment should protest and stop the councils selling the land.
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RT @forest_fr1ends: - oh grandma, what big eyes you have. oh my, what big hands you have, what big teeth you have. - wow, well thanks for s….
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I wonder how many of the haters on the replies were cheering on that performance by Paul McGrath against Italy?.
This is my Gaelic football team. I’m the only black player yet I’m the only one who grew up in Ireland and speaks Irish. Please go fuck yourself
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These cunts are so desperate for riots aren't they? They won't be happy until they can start whinging about those arrested being part of two tier justice!.
Does anyone know Crawley? Told there are six migrant hotels there.
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RT @Clainy6: @MartinDaubney @GBNEWS GBNEWS, F.F.S. You might as well watch the ' Clangers '.They just whistle and say fuck-all.
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Cunts.
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A narrow mind. Sorry, boat.
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Right, can we all now acknowledge that Test cricket is the finest form of the game and all this other silly short bish bash bish shite is inherently inferior?. Brilliant Test series, only spoilt by Woakes not nudging a single off his sling for the winning leg bye.
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Just realised that there's a loch on South Uist that looks like an alien in a kids computer game.
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RT @OldStationSt: Ozzy Osbourne's death on 22nd July was 56yrs to the day that his band, Earth, played their penultimate gig as Henry's Blu….
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And yep, Scott here thinks the RNLI are going to be charged with treason for rescuing people at sea. They live amongst us.
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Carol Decker here wants people to drown.
@RNLI I no longer donate to you. You don’t rescue these people, you escort them to our shores and it’s wrecking our country .take a stand refused to do it.!.
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Brilliant thread!!.Firstly, the EU hasn't legislated for in car breathalysers, secondly, Labour have no plans to either, and thirdly, and most hilarious of all, the replies!!."Why shouldn't I be allowed to drive when pissed? It's 1984 all over again!!".
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Is it just me, or does it seem to be a massive slap in the face of the legacy of the wonderful Florence Nightingale to name prisons after her?.
Nigel Farage's barmy Army plan for portakabin prisons 'would risk national security'.
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RT @WestBromEL: Now I'm able to get out and about a bit on public transport, weather permitting, I'm thinking of starting a new account hig….
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