Oooh what's this? A new podcast episode! We learn about the regional variations of the full English breakfast before moving onto how Dubai doesn't have street names and therefore it's damn near impossible to arrange deliveries! https://t.co/0tyFA5VYG5

Merry Christmas y'all

By now it's common knowledge that in Star Wars cannon, jazz music is unfortunately called "Jizz", but did you know there's a related Star Wars music genre called Jism and Blues?

- his newfound alpha status amongst the reindeer means we can be assured a bunch of little red nose baby deers are going to carry on Rudolph's genetic legacy.

Rudolph is good example of evolutionary Survival of the Fittest & ecological niches. If the weather stayed good, his genetic mutation would have continued to cause his ostracisation & he likely would never procreate. BUT he was a perfect fit for that foggy Christmas eve! And so -

Does he mean visually or politically?

Nice of Twitter to make the view count of tweets public. Now everyone can see what a loser you are...

People always seem puzzled at how & why archaeological sites end up buried. I've overheard some interesting trench-side discussions over the years 🤔. Here is my (pretty ancient) 'How Sites Get Buried' strip from 1994. Enjoy 😊 *Needs a click* #TobyTheTrowel

Happy to see the word "lads" being used in the context of folklore. Not enough madlad folklore imo https://t.co/owtxvmEpJI.

Brian Blessed is trending, presumably because everyone is leaving Twitter and just paying him to SHOUT ALL OUR TWEETS FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR

After watching Elon Musk's run as Twitter CEO I am now more excited than ever to see his Mar colony get up and running. Can't wait to see the first person ejected out of the airlock for mildly disagreeing with him.

Haven't seen the film but this is a good thread on how (to quote @TimHickson1) HISTORY IS COMPLICATED and doesn't fit into easy black/white templates. ... ... No pun intended.

Last night I watched Miracle on 34th Street for the 1st time...by legally declaring Kris Kringle the real Santa Claus, hasn't the state of New York just opened up a bunch of copyright claims by him over use of his image? What if this was his masterplan all along?! The long con!

Salt Bae to be named as new CEO

I've said for years that Elon Musk's biggest strength is that he knows exactly how to play up to an idiot's idea of a genius ("real life Tony Stark"). The fawning on this post, despite the results, has done absolutely nothing to dissuade me of this opinion.

Twitter's algorithm is going to have to work overdrive tonight every time someone slags off Harry trying to work out if they mean Prince or Kane

We tried to warn y'all about the #Reichsbuerger movement way back in 2020. But did you listen? No, because we aren't commercially successful. Is this a round about way of saying that listening to Cooking With Grief will save Germany as a nation? Maybe. https://t.co/QaBBt2wbhx

This is like when The Rock knew about the Bin Laden raid before anyone else...

I'm no journalist but isn't basic fact checking supposed to be done BEFORE the article is published?

Mini-golf courses are going to confuse the hell out of future archeologists. "We believe this is some sort of religious site, where people came together to perform rituals using some sort of holy stick. We still don't have a working theory that explains the dinosaurs, though"

New Episode: Lady Emma has 2 weeks to lose her reputation & not be forced to marry the dastardly duke. Kenny has to drive her around to get back in the good graces of the PGA Tour so he can play golf again. It's Lady Be Good by Susan Elizabeth Phillips!