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@Conswaylos

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Proud Alka-holic. Top Investor in Sneed's Feed and Seed. if you're reading this you have to follow me.

Orlando, MoonPieTown
Joined August 2021
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@Conswaylos
Alex
2 years
I'm never paying for twitter blue not on some anti elon principle or anything, but rather that I need the challenge. If I can't make it on my own posting merit I don't deserve to make it.
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>Got new PC built.>Have to download everything again
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It will be a cold day in hell before I start listening to a podcast hosted by a dude in his 40s going by the name 'donut operator'.
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2 months
Another day, another schizo rw podcast in my Spotify recs.
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Hunter Biden says he would invade El Salvador if they don’t send back deported illegals .
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2 days
Cry and piss and shit myself cause I'd be an infant.
@WarPath2pt0
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You suddenly wake up from a Saturday afternoon nap in 1998 to find it was all a dream--what you doing first?
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@Conswaylos
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3 days
Sometimes I'll get sucked into YouTube shorts for like a half hour and then suddenly snap out of the trance with such a strong feeling of disgust.
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@Conswaylos
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4 days
Oh you like to wear Carhartt? You rock blue jeans and boots no matter the weather? You grew a mustache but can't manage the full beard? You drive an old pickup and like listening to Morgan Wallen AND Slipknot?!. You must be one badass cabrone!.
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@Conswaylos
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5 days
Eating cinnamon toast crunch, watching a show made for children, making excuses to not work out today. Waiting for waldy to break into my apartment and kill me.
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5 days
Also that video was clearly taken in a Walmart, which makes sense. That's one of their natural habitats other than a Denny's.
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5 days
Move to Florida and you can meet dozens of couples like this. And they all suck. Every last one of them.
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6 days
how is this even a pipeline you stupid temu bitch
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7 days
Heard a Rush song in the wild and activated like a sleeper agent
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9 days
RT @watn_tarnation: "defend and appreciate white culture" I say as I shove an alarming number of sour cream and onion chips into my mouth.
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9 days
"I hadn't really even thought of you as like, an option. You're just so generic and forgettable.".
@ABDUL_3004
Alh Dowat 🇬🇧
10 days
The worst she can say is No.
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9 days
Have nunchucks fallen off?.
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9 days
RT @himbopresident: Florida is run by Satanic monsters but on the other hand it also has a shitty built environment, ugly natural environme….
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11 days
How the Borderlands 2 shortcut on my desktop is looking at me tonight
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11 days
RT @doulbedoink: “Mr vice president we have reports of an unfucked dog just up this hill”
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12 days
Had its issues, mainly in dialogue, but I loved it. It's a superman movie that finally Gets It.
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12 days
Ate chicken tenders about to go see the new Superman movie
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