sally from this movie, obviously.
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south african. afrikaner. we are not persecuted. i have no time for far right idiots. (also: if you're not misanthropic, you're not paying attention)
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"When I get older, I'm going to stay up all night and take weekend road trips and go out to eat at only the nicest restaurants and..." 30 years later: [films my cat playing with a fidget spinner while eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich]
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I’ve probably watched this over 100 times now and the ending still kills me every time 😂😭
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That’s just what we call it in South Africa.
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the one good thing about the cape town heat wave is that i have saved at least R47 000 by not having to switch my geyser on since monday. i'v had 2/3 showers per day for the last 4 days with no need for hot water. screw you Ideal Prepaid and your R5 per unit!
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In a world that's so divided, this is the reset we need. More laughter, less crap. 🇺🇸😂
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This is Koketso from Hammanskraal selling sandwiches 🥪 for R20. You can find her at the robots between SAPS Academy and Jubilee Mall from 06:00am in the morning.
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AI-generated images of a leopard roaming Pniel are spreading fast. Don’t share them, share this instead. https://t.co/zVc3deDOF3
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AI-generated images of a leopard roaming the streets of Pniel are spreading fast. Don't share the images, share this instead.
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BREAKING: Singapore dismantles the financial empire of Benjamin Mauerberger, arresting two Singaporeans and seizing $124 million in assets. Mauerberger is a South African who used billions in scam proceeds to take over Thailand's government and is now on the run🧵
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and the kids are laughing. humanity is on its last legs.
A learner in Roodepoort has been violently assaulted by a scholar transport operator named "Magolide" known for dating and molesting young girls. @TshenoloPi @SAPoliceService @JoburgMPD @GP_CommSafety @DBE_SA @eNCA @Newzroom405 @GTP_Traffstats @Abramjee please intervene.
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A tiny calico kitten found safety and a second chance after a stranger carried her through the shelter doors in a shopping bag, all to keep her safe along the journey. https://t.co/EZvdZWSEUD
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A tiny calico kitten found safety and a second chance after a stranger carried her through the shelter doors in a shopping bag
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i still haven't figured out whether the cat is going up or down the stairs, but that's neither here nor there. the real question is, is this cat adoptable and will my cat accept him?
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i love this. what is the pass code?
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#BudgetSpeech Godongwana said to you: • We're doing better than 5 years ago. We're not junk anymore. And that junk status was COVID's fault and no one else's. • The world can see that we've made South Africa great again. • Let me tell you about what other countries
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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it.
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julie andrews and harry belafonte singing ‘scarborough fair’ has to be one of the most soothing, lovely things ever recorded
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