Brandon
@Coffeefiend97
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I fix planes and fly on them sometimes NJ native surviving in the PNW
Joined October 2012
If I follow you, I either think you're funny, interesting, or attractive. My followers, however, are all 3 simultaneously.
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RT @ughfinewhatever: you’re in my dms and I’m in your dms we are friends who enjoy talking to each other.
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RT @BacardiCapital: Why do girls wear nothing but black when their favorite color is like pink?.
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RT @Tyre_94: Idk who needs to hear this, but that brunette from New Jersey isn’t going to save you!.
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My favorite cast of the 3 seasons. They're all so messy and soooooo stupid I love them.
I think the entire season 3 cast of The Traitors is probably the dumbest motherfuckers in the world.
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RT @polobearcap: If we are gonna live exclusively off statistics, then it’s a pointless thing to keep living.
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RT @KWhitley_: I can’t deal with a man who’s always down in the dumps. Fuck out of here Eeyore.
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RT @cantguardjake: “You can always spot Americans in foreign countries”. Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s mediu….
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RT @MuseZack: I would love to read a general interest book about how pretty much every major world cuisine as we know it was completely rei….
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RT @maddyrenee03: the coldplay affair scene but it’s anakin and padme on the jumbotron at the battle of geonosis.
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RT @twtZero_: the reason i stay up late is because i don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.
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RT @_blackolives: ladies, if your man cannot muster a small militia within the hour, it is time to move on.
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RT @adultmomband: post beach shower is undefeated. greatest feeling a human could experience. throw a nap in there and you will never touch….
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