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purveyor of mischief and unsolicited advice

underbelly of da bean
Joined October 2020
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@_blackolives
lil_migraine
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🙃🌙.
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lil_migraine
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Every time I see a post like this, I install brighter high beams. Hope you like seeing the sun in your rearview mirror!.
@AC_Induction
Trucker Fren
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If you’re mad that I won’t vacate the left lane so that you can drive 20+ over the speed limit, truthfully that’s a you issue.
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lil_migraine
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Being the wise man of the friend group is a heavy cross to bear
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lil_migraine
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so hungry I could eat the train rn.
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lil_migraine
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lil_migraine
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going to politely ignore this.
@Tyre_94
W.E.B. DaBoi
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Idk who needs to hear this, but that brunette from New Jersey isn’t going to save you!.
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lil_migraine
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Turbulence the moment I entered Canada. Ominous.
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lil_migraine
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I have more godchildren than anybody my age that I know and I feel like that says something.
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lil_migraine
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RT @Ethelbrait1941: Mister OZZY OSBOURNE. what can I say? I protested many of your shows . I was very caught up in the "Satanic panic." I….
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lil_migraine
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RT @Ethelbrait1941: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN . LARS ULRICH. God's plan is mysterious and does not always seem fair .
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lil_migraine
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Oh no…Ozzy…:(.
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lil_migraine
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RT @dinosaurs1969: its been a long day
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lil_migraine
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hope my uber driver likes my Peter Griffin impression
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lil_migraine
3 days
can’t fall asleep on this flight so I am staring at my lock screen.
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lil_migraine
3 days
Read Industrial Society and Its Future. Learned a lot. Gonna start lovebombing girls by mail.
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lil_migraine
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ladies, if your man cannot muster a small militia within the hour, it is time to move on.
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lil_migraine
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is it bad manners to use the speaker I just won in a company raffle to play Coldplay in the office atrium?.
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@_blackolives
lil_migraine
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RT @GingiesMom: I'm logging off
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lil_migraine
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we forgot sunblock so we had to use the giardiniera pepper oil.
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@_blackolives
lil_migraine
7 days
Landing back in Chicago instantly grants me buffs to strength and stamina.
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