Saw this house in Rome…thought of @Secret_Marathon…look at those sad eyes!

Introduced Mum to @KathyBurke Where There’s A Will, There’s A Wake. “I cried actual tears. I fucking love Kathy Burke!” She then told me off for not telling her about is sooner.

Erm @thetrainline now I know it’s been a long week so I might be going mad but I don’t think £74.90 + £0 is £115.80…is it? Help please.

Tea, pastries & snuggled up in blankets watching this morning rather than gathering at Blackheath. The right decision & far more comfortable option but mixed emotions still. Run well all, run safe & run joyful. There’s nothing quite like it. #LondonMarathon

Feels quite apt that the absolutely brilliant #WhatRemains by @wayswithweirds is published this week. It’s a bit unnerving in places but ultimately demystifying and deeply moving. LOVED IT! Retweet if you’d like this copy and I’ll do a random winner pick tomorrow. ♥️📚💀

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Manager: “Guess who just got back today?” Carley: “Them wild-eyed boys that’d been away?!” Nothing. Not a thing. I’m clearly wasted there. Nor was it them wild-eyed boys. Double disappointment.

Watching @Rylan and his Mum on #CelebrityGogglebox makes me feel a whole lot better about conversations with my own Mum. Mums are comedy gold…more so because they don’t realise it. #godblessourmums #stolensunglasses

Every time I hear mention of lighting the beacon I silently add “Gondor calls for aid!!” Just me? #PlatinumJubilee #lightingthebeacons #gondorcallsforaid

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I'm not having a launch party for Into The Dark, so to celebrate publication on 14/4, I'll be #givingaway a signed hardback (& chocolate) every hour from 8am to 8pm. That's 13 chances to #win. RT & follow to enter. #Competition closes at midnight 13/4. Open to all. #booklove

🎉🎉🎉BOOK GIVEAWAY 🍾🍾🍾 It’s just one week till the release of the paperback of my speculative crime thriller #FiveMinds, described by The Times as ‘AN ADDICTIVE READ’! To celebrate, I’m giving away two signed copies. To enter, like and retweet. Ends 5:00pm Friday 8 April.

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Finally getting round to picking up my PD1 study again. I know there’s huge amounts of resources out there but does anybody else like an old school workbook and notebook?! #nontechytechy #Salesforce #pd1study #architectjourney #ladiesbearchitects

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“This is a party political broadcast on behalf of the Conservative party.” “Are they taking the piss with this after their carrying on?!” Most animated Nath has been all day. #canttrustthebastards #hesnotwrong

RED January going well… #alternativeredjanuary #winewednesday #redwine #redwinelover #pinotnoir

Pizza & Pornstar martinis in PJs at home with my love for NYE. Perfection. It’s been a strange year giving us some of the best days of our lives as well as some of saddest so far; both of which showing us who our true People are. #happynewyear #bye2021 #newyearseve #teamprice

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