#familyvalues #TurningPointUSA #SuperBowlHalftime

To what extent do pastors use AI to write their sermons? #church #SundayMorning

🚨BREAKING: President Trump just announced he's reducing drug prices by over 1,000%. "We will have reduced drugs prices by a 1000%, 1100, 1200, 1300, 1400… Not 30 or 50%." God bless President Trump!

Told my pharmacist, “I want every vaccination available to me.” I was mostly up to date, just due for a new COVID vaccination, so I got that. How long before I start lactating tomato gravy? Or whatever is supposed to happen? #vaccinations

Wait, if Marjorie Taylor Green is speaking at the #RNC2024 who’s making coats out of Dalmatians?!? #RNCConvention2024

In 1970-71, education was the most popular field for U.S. undergraduates. Colleges issued 176,307 bachelor’s degrees in education that year, or 21% of all degrees. In 2019-20, less than 4% of bachelor degrees were in education. From 21% ➡️ 4%! 😳 Think about that. 🤔

IF YOU THINK TEACHING IS… •Easy •Receive 3 months off, including holidays •An 8am-3pm weekday job •Receive a great pension you don’t pay into •Everyone respects you You’re in luck! America is currently short more than 300,000 teachers. Go get that great ‘easy’ job! 😜😂

If you read her lips, @LindseyHoran says, “Doggonit, that hurt!” #WorldCup2023

Ok…hear me out… Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the musical)

If my ⚽️ jobs over the past 35 yrs have taught me anything, it’s that beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder. What is one coaches difference maker, is another coaches bench warmer. & they could both be coaching at the same level.

This was such a good take from Bob Bradley a few years back on MLS, pro/rel, more US 🇺🇸 soccer fans feeling like they are a part of something. Also a very reasonable one in terms of it not being realistic at the moment but for the future.

Anytime I want to ensure I’ll have a good day, I start with one of these. Peanuts and coke…#ifyouknowyouknow Let’s teach some kids.

The #WorldCupFinal pregame concert is so raunchy!!! A couple of these women are showing off both ears like it’s a burlesque show! #ArgentinaVsFrance

Warnock is learning that while it’s noble to take the high rode, it doesn’t always win elections. 😇 Walker is learning what a percentage is. 🧐 No Hershel, you don’t have 650 % of the Georgia vote. #GeorgiaSenateRunoff

I’m willing to lose friends over this: Ochoa > Neuer. #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup

This generation of students are better people than us. Thankfully they’re compassionate and forgiving. Maybe they won’t cut our Social Security even though we’ve mocked them through their formative years about which bathroom they use and eating Tide pods. #teacherandstudent

When is @FoxNews going to announce that the every Democratic win tonight was stolen? #Election2022

“If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.” @TheLewisBlack #ElectionDay

There’s a way I’d like to see this election go, but my bare minimum is hoping that neither the snake oil salesman from Pennsylvania or the Traumatic Brain Injury victim from Georgia win. I need to know we’re better than that. #ElectionDay

HOW TO WIN U13-U17 1. Pick the biggest, fastest, early maturing, January-born players. 2. Kick ball long. 3. Chase it. How to make soccer unbearable to watch? See above. 🤕🤣 #TOVO