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Christopher T. Agnew

@Chris_Agnew_

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Family and Child Lawyer based in Glasgow. Law Society accredited specialist in Child Law. Operates best when adequately caffeinated! All views my own.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined October 2010
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
5 years
It is MAD to think that there are lawyers out there who drink decaf and still get through the day.
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
9 months
My wife is currently on the lookout for a family solicitor to join her expanding team! If anyone is interested or knows anyone that is, please reach out to her. #Ayrshire #Scotland #opportunity #law #FamilyLaw
@GandE_Legal
Galloway & Elsby Legal
9 months
Fancy working at a place with a fun bunch, excellent work life balance and scope for career development? This is the job for you! Details below ⬇️ #hiring #familylaw #childlaw #solicitor #ayrshire @ScottishLegal
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
9 months
📢 job klaxon!! It's not too often jobs come up at Firms who have a specific #specialist area of practice. This looks like it would be an excellent #opportunity for someone looking to focus their practice in #child and #family law.
@ScottishLegal
Scottish Legal News
9 months
Galloway & Elsby Legal is recruiting a Family Solicitor
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@ScottishLegal
Scottish Legal News
9 months
Galloway & Elsby Legal is recruiting a Family Solicitor
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
10 months
Scotland: Red warning alert throughout the country. Advice against travel and going outside. Also Scotland: guarantee that there's some guy out there cutting about in shorts and t-shirt. #StormÉowyn #Scotland
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
11 months
Could have went with gun control or school shootings but Daylight Savings? Cool. Cool. 🙄
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
11 months
The Republican Party will use its best efforts to eliminate Daylight Saving Time, which has a small but strong constituency, but shouldn’t! Daylight Saving Time is inconvenient, and very costly to our Nation.
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
11 months
Well, one thing is for sure, Prince Andrew won't be sweating over the potential compromise of State secrets!
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
"You're dug sells Avon"
@Celtic67Fins72
Celtic SC ©®™
1 year
Why I'm on Twitter "...your dugs yer da....."
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
My panda dressed up as a cat for #Halloween    Didn't get the memo about 'spooky' so went for cute a.f instead.
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
You can tell he didn't write this.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
1 year
CEASE & DESIST: I, together with many Attorneys and Legal Scholars, am watching the Sanctity of the 2024 Presidential Election very closely because I know, better than most, the rampant Cheating and Skullduggery that has taken place by the Democrats in the 2020 Presidential
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Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
Trying to unpick this as a family lawyer when it all goes to shit is not fun!
it’s crazy watching people debate whether they’ll split bills 50-50 when they’re married, or split proportional to income. what happened to two becoming one and married couples pooling their salaries into a shared household income? is this no longer the norm?
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
Time travel is real...apparently.
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
I see that Tom Hardy is in the news because he has a number of requests (riders) for his changing room. Got me thinking, what would mine be?! After lots of thought, I've settled on a tray of @foxs_biscuits Classics and a bottle of @Bunnahabhain What about yours?
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
I'm just not ready to let go yet!
@our_rach
Our Rach
1 year
There comes a time in life when you need to say to yourself ‘No I don’t need to keep all the plastic tubs my chinese takeaway comes in’. Same goes for those Gu pudding pots you’ve also become fond of over the years.
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
Well ladies, an old white man has spoken, so that's that then. You have a choice to make: Family or career. Christ, this is embarassing for Chope!
@kitbradshaw
Kit Bradshaw
1 year
NEW: Conservative MP Sir Christopher Chope says Kemi Badenoch is “preoccupied with her children” and “you can't spend all your time with your family at the same time as being leader of the opposition”. He was speaking on this month's @itvmeridian The Last Word. @itvnewspolitics
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Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
This sounds like a game changer but I don't know if I could be arsed with all the gym work when I inevitably put on a huge amount of weight after a couple of weeks.
@fesshole
Fesshole🧻
1 year
Every weekday I make a sandwich to have for lunch at work. For the last month I have switched to using clotted cream, instead of butter, on the bread. It is so much tastier.
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
A miniseries called "Conker King" with the main man cutting about very intense and slightly unhinged, calling himself "Dave neurotic" shouting "bonkers for conkers" at people as they pass him in the street. It would be excellent!
@SoVeryBritish
VeryBritishProblems
1 year
We need a Netflix series of this
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
Work me: "Ah, dear writer...if only you knew..." (assuming scottish based) Just now me: "Chris, go fill your wine glass buddy and let the lad dream." #lawyer #WeekendVibes
@fesshole
Fesshole🧻
1 year
I love my wife and expect & intend to be with her forever. Yet whenever I buy a Euromillions ticket, I always buy it from my personal bank account and not our joint account, just in case one day I need to convince a divorce court that the £100m "we" won is actually all mine.
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
I have limited experience of rotating animals, but I can consistently get my cat to roll over with the assistance of a feather on the end of a stick. I can learn quickly and am sociable. Will always give one extra treat without being asked. Happy to be DM'd.
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@Chris_Agnew_
Christopher T. Agnew
1 year
😂😂😂 imagine a barber touching your head during a hair cut and focusing on what he is doing, being careful to be gentle because of the sharp blade he uses. Yeah...100% gay.
@fesshole
Fesshole🧻
1 year
I'm 90% sure my barber is attracted to me, it's all long awkward stares and gently caressing my head, he won't let any of the other barbers cut my hair. I'm not gay and I find it all extremely awkward, but he gives me the best god damn haircut I've ever had, under a tenner too.
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