Chris Jordan
@ChrisInRealD
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Aspiring pro-wrestler. Aspiring Actor. Aspiring father-of-the-year candidate. Aspiring Christian. Aspiring college football junkie. I do all my own stunts.
Minneapolis, MN
Joined January 2011
.@_Rob_page (@petehuge ) “Ham on Rye” Houston would have dusted either of these turnips.
This Wembanyama versus Zion Williamson matchup is a heavyweight fight in the painted area
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We’ve switched parenting tactics on the kids when it comes to chores; Instead of asking “could you empty the dishwasher?” We ask “could @RealLAKnight empty the dishwasher?” The answer is always #yeah
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This is the best thing I’ve seen today
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End of a holiday weekend Time to restock Day off for most Incoming Snow storm (predicted) The recipe for grocery store horrors. Lines at Cub foods were long, 20 deep maybe per line BUT Everyone was laughing, smiling, being polite. Christmas spirit alive and well in New Hope
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Lynryd Skynyrd’s mamma told you. Be a simple man
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This team is built to outlast the Pac12. Next year the game against Florida is at Utah. Add a non-conference with Baylor. Is this team ascending to the CFP in 23?
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Dear @Utah_Football, Thank you thank you thank you. Sincerely @OhioStateFB
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Never has a total stranger so completely understood me
The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.
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Since Saturday, how much @Vol_Football have you seen in your timeline?
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Badger football at a 30 year low. How did this program tank this far this fast? 2016 Cotton Bowl 2017 orange Bowl 2019 Rose Bowl 2020 Mayo Bowl 2021 Las Vegas Bowl 2022 2-2 downward spiral
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Tom just talked all that shit and ain’t touch nobody. Pay them fines for them dudes Tom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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College football is alive and well and all is right with America!
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.@BadgerFootball Build Me Up Buttercup is a better tradition than Jump Around There, I said it.
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Someone smarten me up. Why are these dudes wearing sports bras?
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What form of entertainment is the same as it was ten years ago? Too much $ in CFB, no centralized leadership. This rate of change was inevitable. Let’s not lament too quickly, this might be fun, too.
College football as we knew it was fun. Pour one out. Definitely feels like we’re on our way to a Fox conference and an ESPN conference.
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That’s all well and good; but my preferred maneuver is the sunset flip. Where do I go to deliver that move?
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My son and I are taking my brother to #WrestleMania for my brother’s 40th bday. Couldn’t decide if we wanted to go for Saturday, or Sunday. But really we didn’t want to pick the wrong night and miss @ShinsukeN so we decided to go for both.
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