Yo, ICE. You guys are straight up gay. And not in the acceptable waist hugger way.

Don't let the Kimmel news distract everyone from what's actually going on. It's just one wild news story after another for a reason.

I'm going to just leave this here. What you do with it for security or curiousity is up to you.

Donald Trump only sits to pee.

Has anyone else had to fight a raven over a chicken breast. More than once?

This is why @TonyHinchcliffe is one of the best. @KILLTONY

Leafs fans genuinely deserve some time to riot after that loss. They need it more than Gaza.

When did the Junos get so embarrassing for Canadians? #JunoAwards2024

Google, define "obscenely obese" "Lizzo" - Google #Grammys2023

I hope Canadians understand how important @CBC and @cbcradio is to Canada 🇨🇦 I listen every day.

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

they paved bristol???

Let Daniel Ricciardo run a race for Project 91 please.

Are thigh tats the new tramp stamp for signaling you have daddy issues?

Chris Rock wrote this:

already have a few pit tickets for the Laketown Shakedown gig,@arkellsmusic, @lights @LTShakedown, @felixcartal But now the four month wait...

The red mile be like

Season: 6 Episode: 4 @WorkinMoms I spot a @Rico_Abreu tee

Chili Bowl Director Matt Ward further explained their fighting rule in today’s meeting. “If you have an altercation, you’ve the green light to stop in turn 4 or frontstretch. 1-on-1 between drivers.” “If you do it on the ramp, you’re gone. Causes a brawl & we can’t contain.”

Merry merry to all who celebrate Christmas and the War on Christmas and everything in between❤️