Recently, a date said they were an INTJ (i.e., Myers Briggs). I told her, “I'm a PhD in psychology. I refuse to entertain some unscientific typology of personality with dubious scientific backing.” I took pride in expressing my needs. As a Pisces, I really struggle with that.

A not-so-gentle reminder that olfactory memories are some of our most vivid because the sense of smell connects directly with the brain’s memory and emotion centers. It is unique in this respect - other senses are mediated on their way to the limbic system.

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

"AI is coming for your jobs" I'd like to see AI take a 30 min poop right after clocking in

Before criticizing a city, it's important to give it a chance: immerse yourself in its culture, meet its people, try its food, take part in its long-storied traditions. Anyway, that's why I'm at this Taco Bell underneath an overpass in Lansing, MI

I used to drink tons of Diet Coke but it’s been one month since I’ve had a drop. I want to share some of the changes I’ve observed in myself over that time: - My health is unchanged - I’m less happy - My one source of joy is gone Thanks for encouraging me on this journey!

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

This is so devastating and effective. It feels like using napalm on an ant hill. The game is forever changed.

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

you can already be having a bad day then spotify curates you a playlist called “lunatic loner crazy girl crash out anthems”

I've started the habit of drinking out of this glass beaker during meetings with students. Every couple of minutes, I make my eye twitch and cough VERY violently.

An SPSP workshop taught me how to write this!

j/k, they're great. Congrats

Hey everyone, I'm excited to show you my FIRST Op-Ed! Hope this doesn't upset anyone.

There's been a university truck parked in our lot for nearly *four* years--unmoved and untouched. I've started putting fake "parking tickets" on their windshield every time I walk by. Folks...I don't think they're gonna notice anytime soon.

CRL Lab is at Fenway! Funny thing: every professor is given free tickets behind home plate. But they never use it on their students for some reason. You should ask your advisor why they don't like you as much as I like my lab.

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”

At a goodwill and I found this on the media section

he CHEWED HIM UP so bad here i'm crying😭 https://t.co/ChxszbsV2N

In 2020, I had just joined McDonald's US and I approved a tweet saying "we have a joke about our soft serve machine but we're worried it won't work". The minute we posted, I got 80 emails saying our X account must have been hacked. I was convinced it was the end of my career.