Nice taties there @Morrisons 😀

One of them days when it feels 6pm all day

Age is catching up on me. I seem to pull a muscle every time I move. #oldshit

How’s that not given?? What’s the point of VAR exactly if they still fuck it up? #WCQatar22 #denmarkvstunisia

Surely must be heading towards the Guinness world record of offsides in one game… #WC2022 #ArgentinaVsSaudiArabia

What I learned today from doing the washing is that a family of 4 uses 79 pairs of socks in 3 days #washing #socks #family

Just received a letter from Greg Jackson saying Putin’s actions directly affect gas prices. First I don’t believe @OctopusEnergy need to bring politics into this. Second it’s the EU who is refusing to buy the Russian gas and that’s what’s affecting everything. 🤷‍♂️

£2 a day to use my data and minute allowance outside the UK. The same allowance which was an extra £0.00 within the EU before Brexit. Magical. Also @EE is a disappointment after telling it wouldn’t charge extra after leaving. #Brexit

£87.50. New Pb today for petrol. Not even a full full tank. Noice #not

Disgrace #Eurovision2022

Actors acting #DeppvHeard

It’s going rather well in Brighton 🤦‍♂️ #BRIMUN

I respect all these sanctions to a certain extent but these make us pay for a war that we don’t fight. 🤷‍♂️ #Ukraine #UkraineWar #sanctions #Russia

Chuff me @trussliz just as sharp and amusing as her boss is @BorisJohnson @10DowningStreet 🤦‍♂️

@piersmorgan

You could torture people with Christmas songs.

Update: Got one!! #PS5 #gaming #lucky @currys

I was 9 minutes away from PS5 #PS5 #gaming #GAME #unlucky

Makes me wonder how amazing our #NHS is if it’s constantly wants protection. 🤭 It also seems to be limited to COVID🤔

The only thing @BorisJohnson @10DowningStreet is sorry for that his little party that he didn’t know about in his own house came to light. That’s it. Fuck everything and everyone else.