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Chip Clark

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Joined March 2007
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
10 years
I want to remind everybody that I'm just a random dude who tweets dad jokes. Direct your ecoli tweets to @chipotletweets.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
2 months
Congratulations, but I'm going to need a paternity test.
@torriferociti
torri ☆
2 months
I’m pregnant and @chipotle is the daddy.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
8 months
Absolutely, but be very careful our beans are extremely hot.
@kinzukee
Kinzukee🐝 🇳🇬
8 months
Hey @Chipotle, does my birthday suit count as a costume for tomorrow?.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
9 months
I probably deserve the verbal tongue lashing, but just to clarify my pronouns are he, him.
@BookitWithTrent
Trent Attyah
9 months
Just wanna say fuck Chipotle. They fell off so hard and makes me feel like shit every time.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
10 months
Not opposed, but perhaps a coffee date first.
@bigG0LDIE
Goldie Tha MF Goddess
10 months
I love @Chipotle and chipotle love me😩.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
1 year
At this point my hits are few and far between.
@LilyMrtz
Lily Martinez
1 year
@Chipotle is either a hit or a miss. Today it was a miss.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
2 years
To be fair, they're not the only ones who think my "you definitely can judge a book by its cover" take is problematic.
@MicaylaBrewster
Micayla Brewster
2 years
Not ok with the @chipotle slander in #loveisblind.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
2 years
Al lives next door and is a good dude.
@ericwendt
ΞЯIC
2 years
Hey @chipotle, I don’t know who this Pastor Al guy is, but his chicken is delicious!.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
2 years
"It" is a bit rude, but I get your point. Also, it's not really a mystery - I got old.
@SirTigerLee
Tiger
2 years
@MichaelSecretYT @Chipotle Chipotle went downhill a few years ago idk what happened I used to like it.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
2 years
If you insist, it's 25,622.
@Thegirldej__
187👑
2 years
@Chipotle count y’all fucking days.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
2 years
Thanks, but elite is a stretch. I'm solidly mediocre on a good day.
@ImHighHefner
Hefner Suave 🅿️
2 years
I really don’t understand da @chipotle slander I hear from folks . Dey always have been & always will be elite.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
2 years
But, you never call. ☹️.
@AgentKodak
T’Challa💫
2 years
Another day of me thinking about @chipotle 🥹.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
2 years
Wait! What????.
@The_Borbag
TeslaBartender🍹⚡️
2 years
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
2 years
Sorry about that - I gotta get my mansplaining under control.
@kickinitwkylia
KD
2 years
@Chipotle just pissed me off so bad!.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
3 years
Line forms to the right.
@ceci_cat09
Ceci
3 years
I'm having a late night craving for @Chipotle.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
3 years
Guessing my orange check mark means that my jokes are certified fresh. #thanksElon.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
3 years
I'm not sure it applies to you, but my problem is that I haven't left the house in over 2 years and people freak me out.
@wood_05
Jennifer Wood
3 years
@Chipotle why is it so hard to speak to an actual human.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
3 years
I don't know about the other Chips, but I'm old and don't get out much.
@shelbcityy
Baby Pluto
3 years
Why are all the chips stale? @chipotle.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
3 years
Absolutely (selling them sure didn’t work).
@zephanoplis
Zeffry
3 years
@Chipotle needa start giving out memberships.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
3 years
A little premature, your paper work is still being reviewed.
@OddRudy
Rudy
3 years
Its official, I love @chipotle.
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@Chipotle
Chip Clark
3 years
No need to be embarrassed - it's a common reaction.
@KeishTheClutch
@KeishWithTheClutch
3 years
Smh. I really love @Chipotle.
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