
Chip Clark
@Chipotle
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They have the Internet on computers, now? --Homer Simpson
The Whale's V
Joined March 2007
I want to remind everybody that I'm just a random dude who tweets dad jokes. Direct your ecoli tweets to @chipotletweets.
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Congratulations, but I'm going to need a paternity test.
I’m pregnant and @chipotle is the daddy.
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To be fair, they're not the only ones who think my "you definitely can judge a book by its cover" take is problematic.
Not ok with the @chipotle slander in #loveisblind.
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Al lives next door and is a good dude.
Hey @chipotle, I don’t know who this Pastor Al guy is, but his chicken is delicious!.
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"It" is a bit rude, but I get your point. Also, it's not really a mystery - I got old.
@MichaelSecretYT @Chipotle Chipotle went downhill a few years ago idk what happened I used to like it.
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Thanks, but elite is a stretch. I'm solidly mediocre on a good day.
I really don’t understand da @chipotle slander I hear from folks . Dey always have been & always will be elite.
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Sorry about that - I gotta get my mansplaining under control.
@Chipotle just pissed me off so bad!.
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I don't know about the other Chips, but I'm old and don't get out much.
Why are all the chips stale? @chipotle.
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