Static Contradictions
@ChiefGayMf
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26 xe/xem π π Mix of NSFW, art, and aesthetic - all appreciation, none mine
Joined July 2021
Take note of the βtooβ lmao she Still not over it π
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PSA: There is an app called Kanopy that works with your public library card and lets you stream thousands of movies completely free. No ads. No limits.
Netflix has increased prices for: β’ Basic up to $11.99 β’ Premium up to $22.99 And despite raising the profit margins, they continue to refuse to pay actors proper streaming residuals.
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happy 30-50 feral hogs day to all who celebrate
@JasonIsbell Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
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Is it so much to ask for more women with bush? A gal with enough hair between her thighs to run my fingers through? A beautiful, hairy cunt for me to get lost in? Cβmon, I want more furry pussies and Iβm STARVING IN THE DESERT here πππ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
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My fav way someone has flirted w me recently is by touching my carabiner and saying βwow this has sooo many keys on itβ why are femmes like this (it worked Btw)
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I dunno how I thought Lego smear frames were done before but realizing they're actually fuckin Lego pieces broke my brain
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A game my roommate invented: read out fic titles from AO3 and make people guess if theyβre smut or angst
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This is one of my favorite pages but if you are a fan of lesbian love in the Edwardian Era, I think you'll enjoy the rest of them as well. πβ₯ Thank you for reading and supporting my work
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@makimbae @MANlTHEDON How is catching sake in your mouth equivalent to getting nutted in multiple times by different people???
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