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Organizer of prestigious chess tournaments. Influencer? RTs are always endorsements, otherwise QT, silly.
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this is my official bid for the 2024 world championship in LONDON. in the interests of transparency, all costs are public. people saying 8.5m is "too much" are insane 🧵🧵🧵
VENUE: Wembley Stadium Bobby Moore Room
$19k a day, $570k for 30 days
2000 capacity
snacks not included
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you cheat at chess because you want to win money
i cheat at chess because i like sticking things up my ass
we are not the same
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now do praggnanandhaa
G= Groundbreaking ✅
U= Unwavering ✅
K = Knowledgeable ✅
E= Enduring ✅
S= Skillful ✅
H= Humble ✅
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hard to beat these Fischer pics (taken 5 years apart)
Magnus Carlsen, before and after five world championship titles in classical chess.
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BREAKING NEWS:
Hikaru Nakamura just announced on stream that he is counter-suing for the sum of "2 juicers"
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@benshapiro
@MattWalshBlog
you're laughing. a hateful bigot was mildly inconvenienced and you're LAUGHING
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people can visit the 2800 club but only one guy gets to live there
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finally, an indian in the candidates without "anand" in his name. wait nvm
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also very excited to see Hikaru refer to the jury as "chat" multiple times
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magnus shows huge respect to Our Queen by refusing to play today
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@MagnusCarlsen
Does the explicit permission relate to anal beads or a different kind of adult toy?
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okay I’m 30 mins into RRR and if all Indian movies are like this then I am REALLY ON BOARD
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What if Alireza wins the candidates and announces the only opponent who motivates him is Nihal?
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Magnus doesn’t want to be wc
Ding has spiralled since he became wc
Alireza doesn’t want to play chess
Hikaru only wants to stream
Nepo only wants to win the candidates
the path is clear for Hans
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Karjakin has announced FIDE must reveal their names, star signs & favourite bands within 24 hours or he will never play chess again
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Just got into a taxi. The driver asked me my favourite game, I told him it is chess. He said “great, we can play! I’m not banned like Sergey” 😂😂😂
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it's a shame one of the biggest creators in chess decided to promote this uncritical interview with an alleged sex trafficker 🙃
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they use crypto for gambling because it's unregulated, making it much easier to exploit an underage audience
this is gross and it is aimed at kids
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3 grandmasters walk into a bar and order drinks.
The first says “My favourite opening is the English, so I’ll have an English cider.”
The second says “My favourite opening is the French, so I’ll have French wine.”
The third says “I play the Berlin so I’ll just go home early.”
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it’s great to see Stalin is still supporting chess
Congratulations to
@DGukesh
on an incredible achievement! 🏆
At just 17 years old, he's made history as the youngest-ever challenger in the
#FIDECandidates
and the first teenager to claim victory.
Best of luck in the battle ahead against Ding Liren for the World Chess…
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Karjakin wants to start his own chess federation but has he considered the unintended consequences?
For example, many people may laugh themselves to death
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I’ll stop now.
@SergeyKaryakin
, all I ask is that when you put your children to bed tonight, please take a moment to imagine you’re not in safe, comfortable Dubai. Imagine you’re stuck in an apartment block in Kyiv, with sirens going off and explosions getting closer… 1/2
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Magnus is about to announce that he'll "only defend his title against Vishy"
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Magnus has announced he's only motivated to play a WC match against Abdusattorov
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I have alarming news
@wly_codger
@ChessProblem
It's not about being a fan of anyone. Hikaru is not top 5 in classical.
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I definitely wouldn't say the opening ceremony was boring but my expectations for 3 hours of Indian entertainment are RRReally high
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some people don't wanna play on the rest day, some people don't wanna play on the game day
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okay after watching hikaru's stream, i truly hope the 3rd best chess player on earth is being paid astronomical amounts of money to do *this*
for 4 hours and counting
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Russia has blocked facebook but it’s too late to start doing good things
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pros and cons of hikaru being world champion
pros:
1st american wc (could be good or bad for the election)
would make kramnik very mad
would make hans very mad
would make magnus pretend he's not mad
cons:
hikaru would be world champion
could interfere with TT (probably not)
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as Gukesh's decline begins, we must find the next big star of Indian chess
#ChennaiChessOlympiad
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pokemon:
-bunch of near identical characters
-no interesting skills
-does not have Anish Giri
chess:
-16 playable characters + alternate skin
-incredible skills like castling, en passant & promotion
-has Anish Giri
Pokémon:
-Over 1000 Characters
-Computers can't beat the best players
-Has Bidoof
Chess:
-Only 8 characters
-People can't beat computers
-Doesn't have Bidoof
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IMPROVEMENT ADVICE:
Play every game in your life as if Pepe is commentating on it
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i accept. as the challenged party i invoke the right to choose the format and i choose ultrabullet
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the really cool thing about bullet chess is the more you practice it, the worse you get
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i dont wanna jinx it but i think Ding might win this tournament
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this may not be the best win of his career but it remains the funniest. happy birthday Gukesh!
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Welcome to the first annual meeting of the No Magnuses Allowed Club
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i deeply understand the thought process of sacrificing a piece and not calculating the consequences, it's so very relatable
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Imagine the fear you feel in that moment, not for yourself, but as a father. Are you really okay with that happening to other people? Do you really support other parents suffering like this?
Please just think about how you would feel and if anything could truly justify it. 2/2
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