Abe Yospe
@Cheeseboy22
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I type words on my home computer and then, using an internet connection, I post those words to the world wide web. Also, an Elementary School Principal.
Salt Lake City
Joined June 2009
Saw a bird with a worm at 3:00 in the afternoon, which proves that it’s okay for birds to sleep in.
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This Snickers wrapper says it was "Fun Size" and it's true. I did have fun. I really did.
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I wonder if the buffalo care that they got taken off the nickel.
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If I was a bat, I'd want to be an extra in the Bat Cave in a Batman movie. Think of the bragging rights.
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Camels might be storing diamonds in their humps. We'll never know. Science hasn't progressed that far yet.
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I would never, ever enter the Black Forest if it weren't for the ham.
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What if bacon doesn't really come from pigs... that's just want the pigs want us to think?!
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I wear a clown mask to sleep just in case one of my kids has a nightmare and comes to sleep in our bed.
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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.
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My wife signed us up for a community scavenger hunt. So far, I've killed six scavengers.
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Every parent has enjoyed going for a walk with their kid and have them grab a limb or a leaf and then have it whipped back into your face.
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Sorry that one aunt on Facebook just sent you a friend request for the 12th time this year because she keeps “getting hacked.”
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You don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law
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I can forgive most things, but you spelled lose "loose", so get your stuff and get out.
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I actually had to go inside of the bank just like the pilgrims did.
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Bad news, I am no longer allowed to bring Arby's curly fries to share during yoga class.
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Dads love saying, “I can see 3 eggs from where I’m standing that you haven’t found yet.”
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