Charlie Condou
@Charliecondou
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When I left Corrie I had a string of very nice tv and theatre jobs. Then I didn’t. So I got a job working in a restaurant to pay my bills and take care of my kids. That’s what responsible adults do. This is shameful journalism.
(1) I am sick and tired of seeing this happen. Tabloids have clearly not learnt a single thing from the Geoffrey Owens Story. As actors our job is hard enough as it is, not knowing when or where our next gig will be. So the VERY last thing that we need is this shit.
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18 years next week ❤️
Do you know any queer people who have been together for 10 years?.
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I can’t remember the last time I saw such an overwhelming outpouring of love for someone on Twitter. You can’t fuck with a national treasure like Rylan! 🙌🏽.
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16 years together and happier now than we’ve ever been
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End of term next week and I’m seriously considering get every piece of crap the kids have made during home schooling and taking it in to their school. The teachers do it to us every bloody year.
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Harry Styles’ “Do” has been retweeted 115k times. If you’re one of those people, have a word with yourself.
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I’m not sure what point Laurence Fox is making by calling gay people paedophiles but I don’t think it’s going to end well.
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Lee Cain, Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings earlier today
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I find it interesting that the story in The Sun about the BBC presenter (which the teen’s lawyer denies and the police are not investigating) came out just after the Osborne email, and just before Johnson was due to hand over his WhatsApp messages (he didn’t). Nice distraction.
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I didn’t want to mention this yesterday because I felt like there were more important things going on and I didn’t want to pull focus away from them, but there was no chocolate behind the number 8 in my advent calendar.
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This will mean very little to most of you, but I just saw someone wearing a Naf Naf puffa jacket and Chipie jeans.
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Heartbroken to hear that my beautiful friend Paul has died. As Lily he would have me crying with laughter but it was his kindness as Paul that I’ll remember him for. I loved him very much and will miss him terribly. (With our godson Milo, taken by his mother @meamandamealing ) 🖤
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I think he’s going to announce that he’s fired Boris.
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A word to anyone thinking about having a gender reveal party: nobody cares what gender your unborn child is. Literally no one. Except possibly your partner.
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My bloody incredible sister, a true warrior, role model, inspiration and all round badass. She’s just started chemotherapy for her third bout of cancer with an abundance of grace, serenity & acceptance. I’m in awe. I love you @nikishisler , you Queen xxx #internationalwomensday
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If you’re considering posting anything at all about Meghan’s weight, have a word with yourself. The woman has just grown a human inside her!.
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Actors: what part did you go up for and not get, which would’ve changed your career? I’ll start. Martin Freeman’s part in “The Office”.
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@SholaMos1 You were brilliant on This Morning, I completely agree. White people need to start accepting and owning their privilege before anything can change.
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When you were a kid, what was proof that someone was rich? For me, it was Viscount biscuits.
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Meghan talked about being “fed to the wolves” by the palace. Clarkson wants to see her “parade naked through the streets while the crowds throw lumps of excrement at her”. Not only have the palace remained silent, they had him to dinner last week. Kinda proves her point no?.
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Kath for PM!! Pass it on.
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“It’s all Meghan’s fault, he was fine before she came along”.
One of the reasons the British press don’t like Harry is he won’t play their games and gives them the respect they deserve - which is none.
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14 years today. Happy anniversary to me and my bloody excellent husband
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It’s been almost a week and so amazing to see the outpouring of love. We all knew what a remarkable man Savage was, but it’s so lovely to see the nation feels the same way. Here we are looking like Kenneth Williams and Charles Hawtry on a posh night out. God I miss those evenings
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£1bn seems like a reasonable amount to pay so you can stay in power and continue to tell the country we can't afford hospitals #DUPCoalition.
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Parents: if your child doesn’t wake up at their usual time, do you immediately assume they’ve died in the night?.
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In memory of my beautiful sister, who died a few days ago.
We are honoured to have been chosen as the charity in memory of Niki Shisler who died of ovarian cancer on January 16th 2022. Supporting female and child victims of male violence was a cause very dear to her heart. Thank you Danny Shisler.
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The producers of #cbb should be ashamed of themselves, allowing @ryanjamesthomas to go through this completely unjustified anguish and mental torture purely for the sake of ratings. It’s disgusting.
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The temperature has dropped and my first thought was “Time to put the heating on”, immediately followed by “Nope, too expensive”. And so it begins.
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Different Families. Same Love. Help spread our message, tell us your #HopeForLGBTequality, and join the chorus of voices showing their support for LGBT-Inclusive RSE! @stonewalluk
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The accusations made against @ryanjamesthomas are ludicrous, and thank god there is footage to prove it. Ryan is a lovely man, he would never hurt anyone. In a time where #metoo means women are finally speaking out, Roxanne should be ashamed of her blatant attention seeking lies.
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I defy anyone to watch this without shedding a tear. Well done @Schofe you brave, brave man. @thismorning.
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All you guys shouting “not all men!”, how many of you walk with your keys between your knuckles at night in case a woman gets too close?.
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Here we go. .
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I get that people are annoyed about the foreign travel ban, but honestly there are bigger things to worry about. Holiday in the UK! God knows, our economy needs it.
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I’m not a doctor, but please don’t inject yourself with disinfectant.
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I don’t tell my kids to give me a kiss. I ask if I can have a kiss. And occasionally they say no, because they don’t want to give me a kiss. That’s called consent. And it’s absolutely how it should be, whatever age they are.
“My son told me I needed his consent to kiss him goodnight” . Broadcaster and politician @LozzaFox. Link👇. 🗣️ @francisjfoster @KonstantinKisin
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Taking the knee, Pride armbands, retweeting support for queer fans, feeding school kids. These men make me so proud to be British. COME ON ENGLAND #ItsComingHome.
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My 8 year old son is playing computer games and singing “Toxic” by Britney Spears, and every time he completes a level he shouts “YAAAS QWEEN!!”. My work here is done.
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If a party is happening and I turn up, stay for even just a few minutes and then leave, I was still at a party! The whole reason they were banned was to stop the spread of Covid. The length of time he stayed is irrelevant.
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I just saw Paul Weller and Suggs having a drink outside a pub, and Paul recognised me so that’s my year made.
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@mouthwaite I was bullied out of a job I loved in my 40’s, and I consider myself a fairly strong person. It can happen to anyone at any time. Big love xxx.
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Guys, I’ve decided to take a break from real life so I can focus on social media. I’ll be checking in on my family every now and again but if you need me you can find me here or on Instagram. Thanks for understanding x.
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Something I try to teach my kids before they say something. Is it true?.Is it kind?.Is it necessary?. Something perhaps people on twitter could learn.
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I’ve just cut my son’s hair and he still has his ears so I’m basically a hairdresser now guys.
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In my entire 47 years I STILL haven’t mastered ironing a duvet cover. How do you get to the middle bit without creasing what you’ve just pressed? (And before you start with “who irons duvets?” I don’t need those disgusting opinions thanks).
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I can't stop playing this. Kanye broke character for a quick second but then spotted the camera
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Didn’t quit, wasn’t fired. It was always a three month contract 🙄
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Pence has just changed his relationship status on Facebook to “it’s complicated”.
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My 10 year old has just asked me if she can vacuum the whole house, so I’ve won at parenting.
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I’ve just gone into my downstairs loo and someone has turned the toilet roll to face the wrong way. IN MY OWN HOME!.
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My sister would’ve been over the moon to see Labour in power again. She died a couple of years ago. I wasn’t allowed to be with her during her cancer treatment because of lockdown. The same week the Tories partied. I’ll never forgive or forget.
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Am I alone in feeling frustrated that the same actors get cast all the time, while at the same time being annoyed that Keeley Hawes isn’t in everything?.
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It’s been almost 6 months since I had Covid-19 and lost use of the fingers on my left hand. Still no sign of recovery. Long Covid sucks.
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My son’s really into London buildings at the moment. Here’s his fantastic drawing of St. Paul’s cathedral
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I can’t be arsed retraining tbh. I’m setting up an onlyfans account instead.
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Marks & Spencer are catering for the kind of kid I was at school
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You’ve got my support mate. Unbelievably brave in a time where there is still such unnecessary stigma around HIV. Huge love to you x.
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I know I’m preaching to the converted here, but some casting directors are still not getting back to us about jobs. We don’t need feedback or reasons, just a simple yes or no, rather than leaving us hanging. It’s common courtesy no?.
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Taking my cue from @BridgLondon , who’s the nicest celeb you’ve met? And who’s the nastiest?.Nicest - Viggo Mortensen was the absolute best when I worked with him. Nastiest - someone I had to work with closely for a long time . .
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6 million of you voted to revoke article 50. Let’s see if retweeing this is just as important to you.
Tomorrow, the country of #Brunei will start stoning gay people to death. We need to do something now. Please boycott these hotels owned by the Sultan of Brunei. Raise your voices now. Spread the word. Rise up.
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Yesterday has taught me something very important. The world is divided into two types of people: those who iron their duvet covers, and animals.
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I’m reading a book with no chapters and I’ll be honest, I’m not coping very well. When do I take a break???.
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My neighbours have still got their Christmas tree up and I am *this* close to calling the police.
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The lady in the coffee shop gave me a free croissant and then I found £20 on the pavement. Today’s going well.
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The last 5 mins of #TheTraitorsUK was genuinely some of the best tv I’ve seen in years. Season 2 was even better than season one, and I didn’t think that was possible. 👏🏼.
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It’s shocking how much silence there is from our straight allies around the World Cup. Where are your voices when we need you guys??.
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I know you’re all washing your hands religiously but how many of you are cleaning your phones as well?.
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How many people here asked for their grandmother’s approval when naming their baby?.
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So pleased with myself earlier when I ran for the bus to take me home and caught it, only to remember 15 mins later that I’ve moved.
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Ok he’s late, but give Boris a break guys! It’s Halloween and he’s got a LOT of kids to get ready for trick or treating.
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Oh my god, it’s a bloody bank account!! Just get another one!.
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I just asked my husband what he got me for valentines day and he said that I’m so wonderful, no present would be good enough. So nothing.
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A year ago today I decided to have a quiet week at home. Be careful what you wish for!.
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I’m a 51 year old man and I found this hilarious. My kids on the other hand, think I’m a dick
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