J.P. Chandler ~ Writer of What-Ifs
@Chandlej
Followers
3K
Following
207K
Media
1K
Statuses
44K
SFF writer, and genre fiction fan. https://t.co/WMA8l1TZLH #MOTCOJCOLDS
Northern California
Joined June 2011
BEING MARCO: Rubio is Trump's go-to 'Acting Secretary'. Here's Marco finding out he's got to run Venezuela, Iran, Canada, Minnesota, Hilton, and Greenland... What am I missing? ๐คฃ
1K
4K
25K
Rubio realizing heโs going to be president of Venezuela, governor of Cuba, and the Shah of Iran.
6K
13K
115K
Iโm devastated by this illegal capture of an elected head of state by Trump. I live in constant fear my beloved leader, Macron who lives at 55 rue du Faubourg-Saint-Honorรฉ, Paris share the same fate. Heโs usually home with Brigitte by 9pm.
6K
15K
158K
@Rep_Stansbury It's not a war, it's not large scale and a wanted man was captured. If you look at history, almost every single president authorized operations in foreign countries without congressional permission. Also, your boy raised the bounty on Madura just before he left office.
164
446
5K
Fascist Dems: "The bad orange man loves dictators! Why won't he stand up to dictators?! REEEEE!" Trump: *Takes out commie dictator* Fascist Dems: "NOT THAT DICTATOR!"
@SecRubio ๐ง๐ฅ๐จ๐ ๐ฃ, ๐ฅ๐จ๐๐๐ข, ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐กโ ๐๐๐๐ก๐, ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ โ ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐จ๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ข๐ช๐ก ๐ง๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ข๐กโ๐ง ๐๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ โฃโ โฃ Here is the ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ฝ๐น๐ฒ๐๐ฒ, ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ถ๐ป๐-๐ฏ๐-๐ฝ๐ผ๐ถ๐ป๐ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐๐ of what was said and what this operation
0
0
1
LA CONTRADICCIรN DE LOS ZURDOS Lo que estรก pasando en las redes sociales es un ejemplo perfecto de la hipocresรญa progresista. Veo en todos lados a venezolanos festejando la caรญda del dictador narcoterrorista Maduro pero tambiรฉn veo a todos los comunistas que viven en
6K
46K
189K
@SenatorSlotkin How about you and the Congress start accomplishing something before attacking the accomplishment of others.
1
3
331
When Pokรฉmon GO came out, everyone went outside, walked more and exercised more. When Pokรฉmon Sleep came out, it helped people sleep. Hey @Nintendo, I have an idea how we can help the declining birth rates..
885
2K
45K
They want you angry. Angry doesn't actually get things done.
@laralogan People are slow to catching on that Dems don't give AF about our outrage. They're caught red-handed. It's literally "Come at me, bro, or GTFOH". We need arrests. Lots of arrests. Or they will be further emboldened. And we should want a change in venue. No George Floyd bs jury.๐คจ
0
0
1
@laralogan People are slow to catching on that Dems don't give AF about our outrage. They're caught red-handed. It's literally "Come at me, bro, or GTFOH". We need arrests. Lots of arrests. Or they will be further emboldened. And we should want a change in venue. No George Floyd bs jury.๐คจ
0
3
18
@BasedMikeLee Shoulda Coulda Woulda Nothing will ever happen and the Democrats will continue to be allowed to spank Republicans like the spineless party weโve become. In fact, Iโm counting on our inaction and things to get worse. Thanks for nothing. Signed 77 million pissed off MAGA.
0
4
11
But I have been Reliably Informedโข๏ธ that the EU does not engage in censorship ๐ค
Brigitte Bardot, convicted 6 times for inciting racial hatred, has died. Bardot's legacy includes repeated Islamophobic statements, calling the residents of Rรฉunion island โdegenerate savagesโ, supporting far right politician Marine Le Pen and dismissing #MeToo as "hypocriticalโ.
0
0
0
@RealJamesWoods She was a fighter. France prosecuted and convicted her for speaking out in defense of her nation six times. She was a national hero.
7
235
1K
I had this ideaโฆ โwhat if autism diagnoses are partially from fraudulent billing?โ And then poked around a bit. And โฆ turns out that the whole โ1 in 30โ statistic isnโt based on official diagnoses; ADDM has clinicians review school records and if the record fits then it counts
2K
8K
36K
250 years ago today, Dec 26, 1775: Washington vents in a letter about Lord Dunmore's diabolical slave-arming schemes to torch Virginia, and rips Congress for the headache of captured Brit ships stacking up with no formal court to sort the prizes! Too much winning? 'Murica,
0
0
2
Here we go, another video game movie adaptation that the so-called fans are going to bitch about before it even comes out. โHnnnggg, theyโre not respecting muh looooore!โ SMDH.
BREAKING: The Trailer for Madden Just Dropped Christian Bale is Al Davis. Nicolas Cage is John Madden. Tell Me Your Immediate Thoughts.
7
4
41
Once I was stranded at school and wrote an entire scene sitting at the bus turnaroundโbrake squeals and all. Whatโs the strangest place an idea hit you? Share your weird inspiration?
0
0
2
Nope rope.
0
0
0
Heh, the comments are great.
๐จ#BREAKING: Niger has officially announced that they will no longer issue visas to United States citizens following actions by President Donald Trump
0
0
1
๐ค What would I bring for lunch if I didn't have a belly full of stress to full me up?
A Gallup poll found that nearly half of all Americans report that they are frequently stressed. That's up from 40% in the mid-1990s.
0
0
2