Ceciley Jenkins
@CecMonster
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I am a person. But I wear a person costume when I go to work. Sometimes there is padding.
Joined February 2009
The main reason Superman disguises his identity is so his friends won't ask him to help them move.
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BREAKING: The 5th Circuit in Texas just struck down the federal domestic violence restraining order gun prohibition. Given that domestic violence is often a precursor to gun violence, this ruling is a death sentence for women and families in the US. https://t.co/CWHH5jEE31
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The Church of England announced on Wednesday that it will not allow same-sex couples to marry in its churches and that its teachings that marriage is between “one man and one woman for life” would not change.
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I’m Wishing @jacindaardern a joyous future. A grand human being who always gives 110%. Deserves a dang big holiday before embarking on her next great adventure. Thankyou, Ma’am!
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Warrior Nun has Netflix’s highest audience score of all time, who hoo @DavidBHayter good job! ⚔️
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A fluffy marshmallow planet might sound adorable—but you're wrong. https://t.co/CMsUDVrYN9
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Scientists say the puffy planet would float if placed in a massive bathtub filled with water.
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PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
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Oh, wow. Rest in peace to a fierce original and a funny comic. I think of Judy Tenuta as part of that wave of '80s weirdos like Weird Al, Pee Wee Herman, Elvira and Julie Brown who collectively formed my pre-gay sense of camp
Judy Tenuta, Popular Stand-Up Comic Known as ‘Love Goddess,’ Dies at 72
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Heathsnikt! It’s me, Cathy, I’ve come home! 🎶
in his Wuthering Heights era
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A history teacher @antisocstudies explains the historical significance of @lizzo playing James Madison's 200-year-old crystal flute
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I volunteer as a translator with asylees coming through the Texas border and I wanted to make a thread on who these migrants are, what help is actually needed and why what DeSantis and Abbott are doing is so needlessly cruel. Everyone is talking about it, but so few understand
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Heathcliff!
Today is both Emily Brontë”s and Kate Bush’s birthdays so here are a few shots of Top Withens from the past year to wish you a happy Wuthering Heights Day.
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If you're going to have sex this weekend with a partner of the opposite sex & you'll be using a contraceptive, take a moment to consider that there are political forces trying to take the right to use contraceptives away from you and how that will affect your sex life.
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These men are sweaty, elves weak, dwarves are heavy There's hobbits on middle earth already, orc machete
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"Look at me, I'm a human! I pay taxes, I have depression, I'm behind on chores!"
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THREAD. Sometimes the bias of the New York Times is so outrageous that it surprises even me. Because what the NYT did yesterday in its election coverage is so dangerous, I try my best to analyze it carefully below.
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So let me say what I wish *anyone* had the courage to tell me when I was labeled a dangerous, 17 year old contagion: LGBTQ people are a normal, healthy part of society who deserve to be valued and seen. That’s what we’re fighting for. And I won’t apologize for it. (7/8)
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