I am “I want to punch everyone at this party” years old.

Uhh yeah no shit, Bill.

No @SenatorCollins ? Still playing the exact political bullshit game you claim Mainers are tired of? Cool, cool. Got it.

Good morning @SenatorCollins just wondering if you’ve sacked up and called out the sitting president for denying reality. We are in the middle of a pandemic in case you haven’t noticed and his actions are dangerous to the American people #susansucks

It’s impossible to be sad when a Hootie song starts playing

3, 6, 9 Broke my heart to leave out 5 but it had to be done.

A BIG SWING AND A MISS @SenatorCollins #SUSANSUCKS

Seems like a good use of his time

That maniac, by the way @SenatorCollins, is trying to find a way to stop the state of Pennsylvania from counting all of its citizens’ votes. That is the exact opposite of democracy. You’ve enabled this.

If you actually want to improve Mainers’ lives you’d speak up against the maniac currently sitting in the Oval Office @SenatorCollins grow a pair and do what you’ve been elected to do instead of worrying about the political game

Not to mention @SenatorCollins you failed to protect American children and educators from the dumpster fire that is Betsy DeVos

Disappointed @SenatorCollins is still representing my home state. Save the ‘people are tired of polarization’ bullshit and speak out against the POTUS who is causing it. You’re trash and you take money from the drug dealers who caused the opioid crisis in our state. #susansucks

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If he worked half as hard on pandemic response as he does on hiding his taxes, we would all be in a far better place right now. 🤡🤡🤡

I mean, if there was ever a time for a book release... @stoolpresidente

I fucking love the “popular girl in high school” storyline

Fantasy Daddies: the crossover event we never knew we needed @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @PardonMyTake

Timothee Charlamet (?????) has the weirdest jawline ever dont @ me he’s a human spongebob

KING