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At last: MORE times Peanuts cartoons broke their own rules and used adult voices - as shared by YOU!
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@reconnxx
@davenewworld_2
When a fox news viewer says you "lack discipline" it just means you won't obey blindly.
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@trad_wins
What is "winning" about an AI spewing out images of something that never has and never will exist?
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@ask_aubry
“I know this is something you’ve been dealing with your whole life, but just get over it!”
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@BigMikeMW
@esjesjesj
"Police have confirmed" my flat ass. Police decided to push a narrative.
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@cnviolations
So I didn't get any google results for "Crime Prevention Research Institute." There is a "Crime Prevention Research Center," which is just a pro-gun lobbying group. Either way, this is a rare community notes fail.
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@GoodReddit
@bettyrocksteady
I mean, we laugh, but you know as soon as he started his walk there were at least three Nextdoor posts about a “suspicious man.”
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@AngryBlackLady
I was 5 when my parents sat me down to watch Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. I was already paralyzed with terror at the "wondrous boat ride," and then the kids started suffering what seemed to my young eyes to be horrifying deaths. Enjoy, son!
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@gay_lumberjack
You mean "Joe" the "plumber," who wasn't a plumber and wasn't named Joe but who you people kept trotting out as some ideal of "the working class?" The one who kept talking about wanting to shoot journalists? Yeah, weird how he never caught on with democrats...
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@LeesWarhorse
@_moon_babes_
See, you people say this kind of shit, and you still expect people to go along with your delusions...
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@Slimebunny3
@anarchoboognish
Talk to them? Is there some nuance to their "kill everyone we hate" ideology that we're missing?
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@afylot
@ToesInThe_Sand
@ask_aubry
I don't understand. Are they wearing them over their eyes or something?
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@CAPNSCALAWAG
@skyler_higley
You people sure love that phrase "crammed down our throats." Kinda revealing...
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@shaun_vids
They have to keep up their narrative that trans people were "invented" five years ago.
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@bossmuntime
@TheOnion
Oh yeah, remember how everyone was making videos of themselves shooting bottles of fake maple syrup? Going into Target stores and calling butter "satanic?" This is a child's argument.
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@spherection
Specifically during the parade when she dances and whips her hair. I'm frankly disappointed I couldn't find a gif of that moment.
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@TomRusso666025
@emrazz
By what metrics could you be considered a "high value man?" The "high" part, sure, but the rest? Doubtful.
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@ShitpostGate
@forever_gf618
In 1995 I was literally never without a book, or at least a magazine, so I wouldn’t be forced to talk to random people.
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@Reuters
Why did they have to wait for him to turn himself in? Why wasn't he arrested when it happened?
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@steinkobbe
@legndofphoenix
“How DARE people focus on something other than whatever esoteric trivialities I’m unnaturally obsessed with!”
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@InternetHippo
*after the nuclear war*
Me: "where are we going to get food and shelter from the hideous mutant cannibals?"
Them: "lol keep focusing on the current thing, just like the matrix wants..."
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@lgfp
That’s not what you said though, now is it? You didn’t say that *you don’t think* she’s pretty, you said *she’s not pretty.” You make a declaration like that, a boldly WRONG declaration like that, the heck do you think is gonna happen?
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@Final_Process
@Imposter_Edits
After Jordan Neely you can see these white guys just waiting for their chance.
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@thega1nz
Bro a lot of us had crushes on our first grade teachers but you gotta let this go.
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@ask_aubry
What exactly is the difference between being "ghosted" and being "caspered?" Is "caspering" when you *friendly*-ghost someone?
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@AskATranswidow
@nypost
Your username suggests that your objection is based on something other than genuine concern.
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@The_Wub_
I see we still haven't moved on from the "portraying something is the same as endorsing it" mindset.
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@Nekatv1
@MarkHamill
@CheriJacobus
@iammrvandy
Imagine coming into a thread about someone so universally beloved, just to be a troll.
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@HannaBarberaCap
This was the show that elevated Tartakovsky to "Modern Master" status. Absolutely next-level, all around.
And the best example yet of how robots are an action cartoon's best friend 😄
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@ask_aubry
I go by the policy that if a guy records a video in his car, everything he says can be safely ignored, indeed mocked mercilessly. Hasn't failed me yet.
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@THR
I mean, these shows have hosts, right? And all their little "we'll find out who won...after this" bits, right? Who writes those?
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@gypsyheart0517
@dsdianern
@RealJamesWoods
I like how you're trying to high-road everyone, while reducing the gay experience to mere fornication.
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@Tarde_WaterBear
@YellowTiffany
@ask_aubry
And yet, completely irrelevant to any subject in this thread.
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@PopCulture2000s
I always admired how she would constantly just change her entire look and sound and see what worked. She could have five unremarkable singles in a row, then BAM an all-time banger like this or "Express Yourself."
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@ejrosetta
"...none of these things have actually happened. But they *might*, so we should eliminate they very *concept* of transgender people just in case."
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@barstoolsports
“Just go to the gym bro! No one will make fun of you, they’ll be proud of you for doing it!”
Gyms are the one facility where you get made fun of for using it for its intended purpose.
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@Q_Review
The problem in ACBTG isn't *just* Franklin's positioning there. It's that in that special, like a lot of specials, Franklin has no dialogue at all. His biggest action in that one is his elaborate high-five with Charlie Brown. (1/3)
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@dhacker615
@JennyENicholson
@rianjohnson
In what universe could TLJ be considered a “logical endpoint?” For that matter, how was the Skywalker line “extinguished?”
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@DreamLeaf5
"Oh, you think having sex with children is bad? Well what if it was actually good? Huh? Didn't think about that, did you???"
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@GMH_Healer
Nothing shows how much you love animals like wanting an entire species wiped out,
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@REliadis
@travelwlexi
As far as she knows he could be one of those guys who gets violent at the slightest criticism.
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@PopCrave
Just sayin’, a little of that “respect” for *women* and he wouldn’t have to be in prison…
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@Ba1Jenifer
@CreampieOrDie
@Imposter_Edits
I like how you people will always find a way to blame the Black man...
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@tomhayes83
@Reuters
Did the murderer know a single thing about Neely? Had he been deputized to carry out a public execution?
Or did he see an opportunity to murder a vulnerable Black man and have trash like you defend him?
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@patriot_melissa
@thehill
"I proudly reduced my existence to making sandwiches for some dude, which makes me perfectly qualified to speak about medical issues!"
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@dhacker615
@JennyENicholson
@rianjohnson
Why is that the “logical endpoint” when the trilogy is the story of Rey and Ben?
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@BenjaminCrew1
"I paid for a 4K TV, and dammit I'm going to appreciate all four of those Ks!"
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@PizzaWanchovies
@thisiskashmir
"somebody stole a 9 dollar pair of pants. So we have no choice but to triple the price of everything in the store!"
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@seanw_m
Just today I had to patiently explain to my sister why we would not be using Chat-GPT for our dad's obituary.
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@0xwdavies
That's the game they like to play, isn't it? He does something pointless, and "it's not *the amazing thing he said he was going to do,* but it's a step forward!" He does something else dumb, "it's *still* not what we wanted, but it's a step forward!" Repeat until dead.
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@ScottAdamsSays
@notcapnamerica
So this “context” shows that you weren’t ejected for “being white,” but for saying racist things.
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@scoobyhistory
"Shaggy and the Shaggies...are gonna make you smile!
Me and her and her and him (RAND REE!) are all the same guy!"
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@BrettRedacted
@ArcEntel
GB2016 is *a Ghostbusters movie.* Its funny people in the framework of a supernatural adventure. GB Afterlife is not a Ghostbusters movie, it’s a *tribute* to Ghostbusters.
Plus, two words: Jillian Holtzmann.
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