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(Cis, he/him) I just want to see how this all plays out. I’ve muted the R-slur, and I know I have a cat, so you’ll need to try a different tactic.

Seattle, WA
Joined January 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@Quest2017
Health Insurance mafias⚕️
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@JayinKyiv Activist get arrested mid-interview after speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela
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@Cartoon_Cynic
An Optimistic Cynic
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Reminds me of watching Ghost World in film school. It was one of my favorites and I was excited to discuss it. Then when the lights came up, the smug hipster girl said, "ugh, I forgot what utter SHIT this movie is. Why doesn't she just not be weird?"
@responsiblerob
robert franco
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i’ll never forget when i was 14 and read catcher in the rye and thought to myself, “wow, how amazing is it that a character can be this funny and fucked up and smart and deeply flawed and beautiful and redeeming.” it was a revelation about art and life. and then i showed up to
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@MetamateDaz
daz.hl
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Truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.
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@EastEndJoe
Joe G
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THIS! ALL OF THIS!!! 👇
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@luxurytrash_
✋🏻 Just Jack 🤚🏻
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Random thought of the day: Ed Harris and Amy Madigan indignantly refusing to clap when Elia Kazan, who infamously “named names” to HUAC in 1952, received an honorary Oscar at the 1999 Academy Award
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@Ms_Deathwish
Ms. Deathwish 🌺🍉 #Exist2Resist
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@johnhawkinsrwn @MorbidKnowledge Women are told to defend and protect ourselves. We are told to buy guns. Then when we do we get called liars and are thrown in jail 🙄
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@Cartoon_Cynic
An Optimistic Cynic
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"Didn't make national news" and he's literally posting links to USA Today. Any other men getting sick of worthless males like this making the rest of us look bad?
@TheMithaecus
mithaecus
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@Cartoon_Cynic @theojohnso66651 @pinkcels The woman who falsely accused her paraplegic boyfriend of kicking down her door and assaulting her before fleeing on foor. He was arrested. Again, the story didnt make national news. Almost like the media hides how evil women are. Go figure. Its always a woman.
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@daniellismore
Daniel Lismore
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LGB TERFs, make your minds up. You choose to go to inclusive gay/lgbtqia+ bars and spaces. You choose to be in spaces where trans people already exist. Then you complain that you’re uncomfortable and not wanted. You actively enter trans inclusive spaces and then complain about
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@Ruesavatar
rue🌿
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Woman on X: “I am struggling with being the only person my baby wants during a sleep regression” X: “U HATE YOUR BABY U TERRIBLE HUMAN U SHOULD DIE” Man on X: “I literally hate my child” X: “Aw, parenting is tough! You’re doing great!”
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@Simon_Ingari
Simons
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Being unemployed shouldn’t feel like a full-time job. Let’s talk about the reality no one wants to admit: • The average job seeker spends 20+ hours a week applying to roles, tailoring resumes, writing cover letters, and prepping for interviews. • Only 2% of applications result
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@DaniellaMazzio
Daniella
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I don't know which A.V. Club veteran needs to hear this right now but just wanna say when I get to a show ten years late, I still seek out and read the recaps from when it aired
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@heyyguido
Guido
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A reminder that I really hate all you fucks who voted in this man
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@MetamateDaz
daz.hl
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Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they're upgrading the apartment.
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@Cartoon_Cynic
An Optimistic Cynic
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Finally had to leave the Stranger Things subreddit. I haven't seen a sub become so unusable since r/ghostbusters circa 2016.
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@Feisty_Waters
Jen The Feisty Librarian
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I don’t blame anyone who’s left Twitter the last couple years and there’s an even bigger urge to leave now but I also wanna know how we hold that fucko bucko accountable for turning this into a site full of Nazis, porn and misinformation.
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@Cartoon_Cynic
An Optimistic Cynic
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If you need to specify your statement with "white men" you've already proven that "white men" aren't actual men.
@TheEpisodesShow
Episodes Show
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@gg___jess If you need to preface your statement with “trans women” then you’ve already invalidated your claim. Because you need to specify the difference between trans women and women to make sure you lump them into one thing. You failed
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@suchnerve
Vivian
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“The Radical Left can’t handle my opinions!!” “Okay, give an example.” “You’re not ready for it!” “Is it the Paradox of Tolerance again?” “…” “…it’s the Paradox of Tolerance again.”
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@Cartoon_Cynic
An Optimistic Cynic
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"oh yeah? Well you have a cat! So there!"
@werbeingmurdead
Paul Wilson
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@Cartoon_Cynic @MadelaineLucyH again i give you you
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@realtyUX
realtyUX
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@camaduna @smalls2672 "Charlie Kirk - he was not that bright, had dumb ideas and flawed logic... but no matter how uneducated & ignorant he was, he did so with an oblivious attitude & never gave up - this is what I like about him & why he was a great man." - rodolfo camaduna, Jan 2026
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@RaveenTheDream
Thick Saban ✨
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Making Ai porn of somebody deserves prosecution and you need to be on a sex offender registry.
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