Cooking Lager is on his 3rd can of lager
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Joined December 2009
My husband has joined the campaign for real ale and started to pontificate about hops whenever we go out for a drink. Watching him sniff his beer and awards it points rather than just swig a normal pint of cooking lager, like a real man, my vagina has never been this dry.
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I'm in awe at the possible. We live in a golden age of human ingenuity. Imagine a slush bourbon ice tea? Slush margaritas? What a time to be alive.
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Took 90 minutes to slush rather than the 60 stated. Booklet said sugar and alcohol content can vary slush times. Anyway, here we are.
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Let's see what a Ninja Slushie machine does with an Aldi Passion Fruit Martini.
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No app to order? Is this even a pub?
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Eat greggs xmas pasty. Eat a spoons xmas pizza. Drink some plum spice xmas bitter. Or these fuckers are coming round your gaff. And they'll make you watch their film.
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First they bankrupt the pubs, then they lower the alcohol %. How long before they ban it completely? Appeasment at its finest.
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It'll all be on pubs now. Mark my words. 8 quid pints of 3.4% bog water. Brace yourselves.
Downing Street Insists Reeves’ ‘Tax-Rises-Are-Coming’ Speech Still Stands https://t.co/MBQQETIlBG
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An infamous CAMRA black card. The top brass use this to drink for free in pubs.
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Nigel is right – it’s time to bring back the liquid lunch
telegraph.co.uk
The grand old days of boozy business deals have faded into the staid world of the modern City-slicker
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The Capitalist: Return of Simpson’s Tavern hailed by Farage
cityam.com
Nigel Farage said the absence of sausages on the side was a small price to pay for the return of Simpson's Tavern.
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How money laundering took over our high streets
cityam.com
American candy stores and vape shops are the new face of financial crime, hiding in plain sight
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