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Dave (the Splatter)

@CaptainXDave

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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
1 year
And that's that. I'm over at the other place now. Come by and say Hello.
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@SoxOnTheBrain
@SoxOnTheBrain (on all platforms) ⚾️🌊 ⚕⚖️
2 years
Yo, CineMonsters! 2 hrs 'til the start of #CineMon, where 2nite, in keeping w/ current events, @quandaryman & I take u In Search Of Ghosts, and The End of the World. Why? Because we can laugh at life, in spite of what it throws us. (Or maybe we're just masochists.) Join us! 10ET.
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
Autumnal Equinox is in an hour, but in case I pass out before then... https://t.co/1YeYQuV0Yk
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
I have to be up early tomorrow, but I think this requires a second viewing, because.... WTF?!? #GHWP
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
Did this come out before or after Liquid Television? #GHWP
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
More witty repartee at: https://t.co/agECR6wV8V
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
The cold BOLD taste of hair dye and defeat.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
2 years
They’re all learning from the master carnival barker.
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
If you don't see me here much, I am over at BSky. Link to follow.
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@Zack_James94
Zack James
2 years
Illegal transgender alien
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
“transgender operations on illegal immigrants in prison”, next week on Town Talk
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@ActualNames1
Actual Names
2 years
Arch Ballface United States Civil War Soldiers Index, 1861-1865
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
Other side of the building. There's some construction, but no porn.
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
Funny. I'm outside, on my break, and there's no porn to be found. Maybe it's on the other side of the office building.
@IterIntellectus
vittorio
2 years
there is TOO. MUCH. PORN. it's everywhere, and it's rotting people's brains
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@CaptainXDave
Dave (the Splatter)
2 years
Ford Red Bull
@toriimacdaddy
ptah, spit on that thang, the el daoud
2 years
Your USC quarterback name is the sitting American president when you were born plus the last thing you bought. I’m Bush Record.
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@SEPTA
SEPTA
2 years
NHSL [M]: Southbound service is operating with delays due to a possible deceased animal blocking the rails between Gulph Mills and Matsonford Station.
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@RhodesKotaEra
𝙎𝙖𝙢
2 years
Okay man 😭😭 How does wiki even approve this 😭
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@Super70sSports
Super 70s Sports
2 years
He’s got a long way to mow and a short time to get there …
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@ActualNames1
Actual Names
2 years
Mast R Titman United Kingdom, Outgoing Passenger Lists, 1890-1960
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