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I'd watch it.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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Utah. How in the hell is this out of state piece of trash, lover of dancing boys an elected official in your state?
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Jim Bennett is an arrogant apostate.
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Aaaand the therapist is gone.
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Go read the tweets in this thread. This man is an exmo "therapist". Why on earth would anyone go to a therapist who can't even help themselves?.
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@cabot_phillips
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Before founding Mormonism, Joseph Smith ran a scam business using a magical "seer stone" which he said directed him to buried treasure on people's property. In 1826, he was put on trial for ripping so many people off. In 1827, he just happened to dig up the "golden plates".
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LDS gym bro's. You know you've thought about this.
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Men: uh, well, we picked up on her lisp and really didn't vibe with her hobbies. Women: no, you all have p8rn brain and are worthless slobs.
@NoblestCalling
Tweet is the Work 🌷
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I don't usually ascribe to the "men are just intimidated by cool women" line but this might actually be a case of that, she just rattled off a lot of cool high energy interests for dudes who thought they should show up to a dating show wearing a baggy t shirt.
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A single sigh from Manhattva has the gale-force alpha male power to ratio even the most feminist cringe takes.
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This is spiritual death. You deconstruct yourself to the point where you don't have a foundation anymore. Endless deconstruction eventually leads to a collapse.
@stackerco
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The honest truth:. The years of deconstruction has been some of the F*ng darkest and worst years I’ve had in my life. It sucks for a lot of us. So I don’t suggest doing it. If you’ve done it, I’m with you. It’s scorched Earth.
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What is this? It gets worse the more she tweets. We must think like women and feel an emotional connection before wanting sex or we have "p*rn brains"?. Do all LDS women think like her?.
@KelseaJ112
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Comparing the male desire for sex to the desire for emotional connection for women is a porn brain take. Emotional connection has always been a precursor to sex for both men and women. The only men who think otherwise think so because porn has taken the connection out of it.
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For those who don't understand, let's clarify:. General Conference > LDS podcasts. General Conference speakers > LDS podcasters, YouTubers, influencers. Podcasters, YouTubers, and influencers don't speak for the Lord or the Church. They are not the Lord's anointed.
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Ward Radio, who openly lectured Latter-day Saints posting memes and snarky opinions on Aaron Sherinian, is posting snarky opinions and memeing. Is this not hypocritical, even for Californians?. Why do so many LDS podcasters think they get special rights and privileges?.
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BREAKING: In an effort to accommodate LDX conservatives and watchdogs, The Communications Director, Aaron Sherinian, @ASherinian has agreed to get an “I Support the Proclamation of the Family” tattoo and feature it prominently in his next Q&A speaking engagement at the upcoming
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Little children are alive in Christ, even from the foundation of the world.
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Is this guy a progmo? Lawyer? Both? Something worse?
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