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Jeff Vader

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Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world

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Joined October 2011
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@FightingOnFilm
Fighting On Film - The War Movie Podcast
3 months
Today marks #BattleOfBritain85, we want to know what’s your favourite part of the 1969 classic film… 🎬
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@SyrupMiss
MissMapleSyrup
1 year
@wiltscouncil @SalisburyCC something needs to be done about these four way lights at Wilton roundabout! This is causing chaos! You want people to use the bus but we’re losing up to an hour sat in traffic!!
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@tomaashby
Tom Ashbyトム アシュビー
1 year
I was just told that Finns call mozzarella "Moomin meat" & I cannot unsee this
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Jeff Vader
2 years
Hi @Halfords_uk I’ve been charged twice for an item I purchased online at the weekend. How do I resolve this please.
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@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
2 years
Never forget when this guy dressed up as Forrest Gump for a Halloween baseball game.
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Jeff Vader
2 years
I swear Bookers are just trying to make life as difficult as possible for HGV drivers
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@WiltsSpecOps
Wilts Specialist Ops
2 years
3 in custody following thefts of motorcyles & tools in Swindon. Having made off and attempted a U-turn on the M4, tactical contact was made to prevent a disaster. Great #teamwork by #RPU, #ARV, #TSYGVAB & @wiltspolicedogs. Working together to target our force #burglary priorities
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@AndyMcDonaldMP
Andy McDonald MP for Middlesbrough & Thornaby East
3 years
While some postmasters can barely make ends meet, the Post Office chief exec was paid of £870k - including a whacking great bonus of £455k. In parliament he tried to justify executives receiving bonuses as a way to "incentivise people to do the right thing". Ridiculous.🧵1/2
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Jeff Vader
2 years
Well, I’ve lost #Whamageddon after half a day while making a delivery in Hatfield. Damn it.
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Jeff Vader
2 years
Big well done to @NationalHways for diverting the A303 E/B from Amesbury at night and trying to send HGVs under the low bridge (13’ 3”/ 4M) coming out of Salisbury toward Andover (A338). Aren’t you supposed to organise a like-for-like diversion of major trunk routes?
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@joelycett
Joe Lycett
2 years
My old friend @SuellaBraverman has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri. I want to see if this image I found on google described as
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Jeff Vader
3 years
Hi @Ocado, the lady in the gatehouse at your Bicester depot this morning (27/6) is deserving of praise. She’s very cheerful, helpful and is a credit to your company.
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Jeff Vader
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@PaulWoodford84
Paul Woodford
3 years
PLEASE SHARE 😡 This beautiful Mini Clubman belongs to an A&E nurse who came off shift to find it stolen. It went missing in the South West, but could be anywhere now. We’ve proven before what a small place we can make the classic car community. It’s time to go to work again.
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Jeff Vader
3 years
I don’t like using public toilets for number 2 at the best of times, even worse at a motorway services. Found a nice, quiet end of row cubicle to go in and some prick has gone into the one next to me 🥲
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@MariaRMGBNews
Maria 🇬🇧
3 years
Today I had one of the most harrowing experiences of my life. Regrettably it didn’t seem everyone there found it quite so poignant.
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@JamesBlunt
James Blunt
3 years
OTD in 2006, You’re Beautiful hit Number 1 in the US, and i think we can all agree that the world has gone to shit since.
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Jeff Vader
3 years
Aside from walking in on a rather large and hairy Portuguese man in an apparently unoccupied toilet cubicle at the Tesco distribution centre in Southampton, today has been most enjoyable #oops #sorrymate
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@BeckettUnite
Howard Beckett
3 years
Wholesale gas is FIVE times cheaper today than it was in August. Wholesale gas is 30% cheaper today than before Putin invaded Ukraine. In 16 days Ofgem announce the next energy bill price. Ofgem must cut energy bills now.
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@BeckettUnite
Howard Beckett
3 years
Gas companies are gambling on the wholesale energy markets. They deliberately ramped up the prices to bank an Ofgem price rise. They then slammed on the brakes to buy large quantities of wholesale gas on the futures market at collapsing prices. They then bank £bns in profits.
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