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@CampDavidVIP
Camp David
4 years
I would grant #SirhanSirhan parole solely on the fact that he was trying to class up his prison outfit with a paper towel pocket square @danielhberger @MichaelSocolow
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@CampDavidVIP
Camp David
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As Christmas comes to a close, we have a time to reflect. The genius of a Somali intellect. G Dubs crossed the Delaware today. Day day. Somali pasta will turn you gay.
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@CampDavidVIP
Camp David
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Fatberg Fatberg where are thou? Pu pu platter take a bow. Doo doo Mogadishu.
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@CampDavidVIP
Camp David
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On Christmas Eve, we think of Mageeve, another doo day another Christmas Day. Poop poop brown scoop.
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@CampDavidVIP
Camp David
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Day day day. Swim the night away.
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@sweepthegrass
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bari weiss, matt yglesias, the pod johns, ezra klein who still listens to these people?
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@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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When Jennifer Lopez thought she would get recognized going to her childhood home (2014)
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@CampDavidVIP
Camp David
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Can we redo 2008-2016 and sub Obama out for Jeremiah Wright as president?
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@maxwelltani
Max Tani
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A month ago, NYT columnist David Brooks wrote a column decrying the media and political fixation on the Epstein story. This afternoon, House Democrats released a new tranche of photos of an event that Brooks attended with Epstein.
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@CampDavidVIP
Camp David
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The dream is dead
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@wesleybarrow
Wesley Barrow ⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝꙰⃝
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Trying my best! You set a great example.
@zachcoelius
Zach Coelius
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The secret to success in Silicon Valley is crazy simple. Do a lot of favors. Help people. Be useful. It will all come back to you 10x. Repeat.
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@RyanRozbiani
Ryan Rozbiani
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An Iranian man who looks exactly like Netanyahu was spotted waiting in line for bread. The universe has a sense of humor 🤣
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@CampDavidVIP
Camp David
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Truth
@BoomThatsGenius
Fortunately Blessed 🇸🇴
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Not many people know: Abraham Lincoln’s grandfather was of Somali descent and one of the real founding fathers. Turns out former Somali President Abdiqasim Salad Hassan is literally from the same family tree. The bloodline been presidential since 1776 🇸🇴🗽
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@lalovestrump
Make L.A. Great Again 🇺🇸
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The Seinfeld apartment building 757 S New Hampshire Koreatown in Los Angeles
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@scottmstringer
Scott Stringer
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With max at the garden. go Knicks!!!
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@BrianRoemmele
Brian Roemmele
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Jim Morrison lost film discovered. late 1963, while attending Florida State University, Jim Morrison appeared in a promotional film for the school called "Toward a Greater University." The film emphasizes the need for more college-educated Floridians to work in the state's
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@apocalyptic28
Djiboutianly Yours 🇩🇯 🌸
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@OgadenSoldier In the coming days, you’ll see if Djibouti is destabilizing Somalia or is fighting for its sovereignty. What a shameful post.
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@lorenzoGil52821
lorenzo
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@Anubis_Crypto_
Anubis ☀️
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@BasedJess05 @WallStreetMav Visit Poland, we’re not invaded… yet
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@UGSP1
The United Greater Somalia
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Jigjiga has been selected as a candidate for the new capital city of Somalia 🇸🇴.
@SUPERSOMALI252
ALPHA🇸🇴
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BREAKING NEWS: The Somali people in Jijiga have raised the Somali flag 🇸🇴 The future Somali capital 🇸🇴😍 Kufaarta oromka aniga waasa!
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@Abdikarindahirr
Abdikarin Dahir 🇸🇴🇺🇲
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Kenyans capture and steal our giraffes,this must stop. The Somali cat one of the world’s most beautiful breeds is already gone, and fully in European hands.
@amenya_nelson
Nelson Amenya
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Somali what? 😂😂😂
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