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new phone who dis (@woffogobarko) - world’s strongest POG - thrice divorced father of 7 - dm me!!1! - #darkwoke
Super hell, Indiana
Joined November 2025
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No one ever tells you that if you got super wide hips you are pretty much forced to appendix carry
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You cheated on your partner
I think if I’ve learned anything this year it’s to be completely honest. Hiding can only avoid conflict for so long. If someone can’t handle who I am or choose to be around that’s on them. At least honesty gets it over with and let’s me leave with a free conscious.
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I know this is probably not an electorally popular position but I think we should whip Trump voters in the streets
Franklin knows what the Department of Education does. Do you?
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66% of Canadians support sending Canadian soldiers to Poland if Russia invades
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Stop talking about me behind my back and lying about me to people too. Keep my name out of your mouth so we both can move on. I hate having to think about this
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Can you stop subtweeting me, you cheated on me and gaslit me for months about not trusting you. Leave me alone whore
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And whenever I asked you refused to tell me what. You’re a dogshit communicator and you need to stop blaming me for that. I see what you say about me to other people, what you say to justify cheating to yourself. You deadass think I am as bad as you?? All I did was love you.
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And then AFTER I caught you, you cheated on me MULTIPLE TIMES, hid it for months, and gaslit me because I didnt trust you because you lied so much. Constantly saying one thing and doing the other. And what’s this mysterious “cant handle me”, you’ve been “hiding” smth for a year-
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My mysterious roommate who only eats corndogs and never talks to me asked me for a ride and I actually got to talk to him and he seems chill asf lmfao. Bro just isnt social
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t need a boyfriend you need a living wage
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Is everyone dyslexic it says “founded” not “funded” and its The Base
The US government was funding a Neo Nazi group in Spain . Operation gladio
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THIS IS NOT ME FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
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