Captainš“āā ļøConundrum
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The ice in my chest is reserved for my Captain Morgan. I'm the reason the Rum is gone.
Heartless therefore Homeless
Joined July 2009
I have a deeply philosophical question for y'all: If when a woman shaves and doesn't get laid, kills a unicorn, does the reverse create one?
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After too many days at my mom's place, my spawn have added this to our home calendar š
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We're not at our house this year so I didn't put up the tree. Guess the grinch shirt was accurate after all š“āā ļø
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Spawn got each of us an ugly Xmas shirt. Mine is pink š
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Playing 30 Seconds with the fam, I have discovered they know little to nothing about SA. We now have a Mutton Currie Cup and they didn't know who Cyril Ramaphosa was... Take me now
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Home Alone is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.
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Do we really need a new year? I'll take a used 2009 at this point.
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My Christmas rum and raisin cake is gluten free. Itās also raisin free. And cake free. OK itās just rum.
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It's "Merry Christmas" and if that offends you then go climb a tree with lights on
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I heard that you can cook salmon in the dishwasher. Someone else try this and give me feedback
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She's with her dad but she'll still ask mom ā¤ļø says a lot š
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Let's go sit in a room full of people and pretend to not feel alone
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Depression made dying feel logical, even with kids. Healing makes leaving them unthinkable. That contrast alone tells me how sick I was, and how far Iāve come
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Taking the girls on a road trip this weekend. Exciting times ahead!
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