Calgorithm Department of Defense (CDOD)
@Calgorithm_DOD
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The Calgorithm’s Unofficial Official Defense Force
Berkeley, CA
Joined August 2025
🚨ATTENTION 🚨. Fellow Calgorithm Patriots,. The CDOD is rolling out a new recruitment program before our first major battle. Please share and consider joining us as we approach the 2025 campaign.
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Per intercepted communications from Hawaii:. Stanford starting quarterback Ben Gulbranson is facing court martial charges for “dereliction of duty” and “failure to execute”. We will share more details as they become available.
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An early warning #Drop50 alert has been placed for November 22, 2025. We will continue to gather intelligence on this matter.
Stanford is fucking turbo ass we better beat them by 60.
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🚨DEFCON 1🚨. The evil forces of stanford have been destroyed by the Rainbow Warriors. Commence shitposting for 24hrs!. Thank you for attention to this matter 🫡.
.@Calgorithm_DOD upgrade defcon to 1. Stanford has been defeated.
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The CDOD would like to confirm that General Sagapolutele has been appointed to Commander of Air Forces. We wish him luck as he leads our forces into battle through the air. Godspeed sir 🫡
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🚨DEFCON 2 Alert🚨 . We can confirm that today’s demonstration of our forces capabilities has placed the CDOD at a heightened state of readiness. We call on all patriots to be prepared for shitposting. Stay frosty comrades. All Hail Oski 🫡.
@Calgorithm_DOD i'm hearing reports of a defcon 2 for today's fan day please advise and or confirm thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Fellow patriots,. The campaign is upon us. Fear not, for our dark lord shall lead us into the depths of battle. Our forces are strong and our readiness has never been higher. Go forth into battle with great fervor. All Hail Oski!
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Do you think running this war machine is cheap? Pay your damn taxes people!.
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@RedditCFB @SickosCommittee @CollegeFBonX @No3sports @JML_ACC . This is you chance to get in on something special. Come be a part of The People’s Program. We’re looking for a few loyal patriots!.
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We are declassifying our DEFCON procedures. Be on the lookout for any defcon alerts or updates throughout the year. Stay safe out there patriots 🫡
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General Rolovich has given the order. True patriots will be Hawaii fans for the weekend.
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We have gained an ally in our never ending battle against evil.
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The CDOD has received the declaration of war from Stanford. Prepare yourselves for battle patriots!.
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🚨Official Press Release:. The CDOD has received numerous FOIA requests regarding Cal starting QB JKS. We can confirm that JKS does indeed have a cannon for a left arm. As a result he is classified as a weapon by the CDOD. Thank you for attention on this matter.
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Poking the Golden Bear will result in a full scale attack by Calgorithm forces. This is your one, and only warning!.
Don't poke the bear.
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The Calgorithm Department of Defense does not recognize the separation of church and state. We standby awaiting Papal orders.
we got a church. now follow our state.
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Fear not fellow Calgorithm members. The Calgorithm Department of Defense stands ready to go to war with any fan base. ANY PLACE ANY TIME!!.
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