THAT’S OUR CAPTAIN AMERICA!

We gotta use every penny possible to keep DT forever 😭 such a great coach and role model.

What do you want to know?.

Refs calling Quinn Sharp’s (clearly made) field goal not good.

BigXthaPlug really didn’t have to go so hard with his new album. Oh my gosh so good.

The gambling problem part of the graphic has me 💀.

I got to watching people from Ireland’s POV of the football game and it’s hilarious. I forget that American football craziness isn’t normal for people outside of the US.

Ollie Gordon being called a “pretty nice surprise” is wild. It’s no surprise that he’s a dang good football player 😭.

We came, we saw, the toddler lost his crap so we left. But Go Pokes! 👈🏼👉🏼

See you soon Stillwater. That can is awesome 🔥.

Did either of these QBs practice throwing the ball to an actual receiver in the offseason? 👀.

This game is already wild.

CFB is so much better than NFL. Argue with a wall.

Today I learned my children are basically professional athletes.

These are 🔥.

Wait let’s do it in a few more years when my kids are a tad older so it’ll be more fun to take them 😂.

Here’s the Iowa state one.

I’m choosing to believe my toddler got up at 5am because he was so pumped for CFB to start today. Because why else would he be up that early?.

Every time CFB starts I always think about the Kstate mask guy back in like 2010-2011 that did YouTube videos every week during the season. Whatever happened to him? Those were the best.

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Turning the ac down, putting chili in the crockpot, and lighting a pumpkin candle so it feels like fall for the first CFB game of the season 🤌🏼.